Stable Genius

Today is Melania Trump’s birthday. This year, her orange painted meal-ticket husband, Donald Trump, is honoring her special day by sitting in a NYC courtroom while someone named David Pecker details how they kept the porn star and the playmate he was having sex with behind her back out of public view.

The world learned tragically during the 1930s and 1940s that a lot of people are attracted to a deeply unhappy and angry candidate. This is pretty much what we are seeing today in Trump's political base in America this time, not Europe.

Where's Melania!!!!??? Oh, selling jewelry and ignoring Don. She is hawking stuff almost as if she is worried that her income source might be cut off in a few months......

Wait, there's more!

Maher's got it!

George Conway commented on Trump farting in the courtroom , "Not that anyone should do anything with this information—but flatulent and fraudulent do rhyme."

The Fart Trial has daily, if not hourly, news coming out. In deference to Adam Smith in his "Stormy Daniels is different" thread, it has been active for years, I think The Fart Trial deserves its own thread. Rest In Peace Adam, you were 6 years ahead of us!

What does EmmetK love about it tRump the most: Cheating with a porn star? Being convicted for sexual assault? Painting yourself orange? Stealing top secret documents? Being convicted for faking a children's cancer charity? Being convicted for running a fraud "university"? Kowtowing to Putin? Being broke but pretending to be rich? The ridiculous comb-over? The wife that barely tolerates him? Conning banks and taxes for decades? Cheating at golf?