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At 5:30 in this video Vivek Ramaswamy calls trump "A disgusting, sham politician"

Von ShitzInPantz's best bud, Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan, not only embraces Hamas, but welcomes them into Turkey, saying "We don't deem Hamas a terrorist organisation." A lot of American Jews find this boyfriend experience between Von ShitzInPantz and Erdogan reprehensible, yet, Von ShitzInPantz can't understand why more of them aren't stupid enough to be conned by him.

Isn't that Von ShitzInPantz's 2024 economic policy?

Sometimes there's a legitimate basis for stereotypes.

Maybe the noise you heard is the sound of patriotic MAGAts smashing cops' heads with US flag poles or shattering the Capitol's windows and doors while the deranged Von ShitzInPantz masturbated in blissful delight while he watched all this happen on tv.

Does the noise you hear sound like Von ShitzInPantz exploding one of his infamous courtroom shart bombs?

Necheles appears to be asking Von ShitzInPantz "Why won't you grope me?"

According to witness testimony in the trial, Von ShitzInPantz was cheating on porn star, Stormy Daniels, with Playboy Playmate, Karen McDougal.

Why did Von ShitzInPantz claim he was not allowed to testify due to the gag order, and he turned to his attorney who nodded in agreement? Does he think his MAGAt supporters are so stupid they'd believe this??? Silly question, I know. He does and they are.

I wonder what the real number of people who don't respond to telephone and/or online polls is. I never respond to them.

It's not just hilarious, but also a stroke of well-deserved karma, that Stinky, who loves to dole out nicknames, has managed to acquire one himself, Von ShitzInPantz. Even his own attorney has used it in reference to Stinky. Maybe he'll be honored with it when he attends Barron's graduation ceremony.

The chipmunk on The Masked Singer. A face only a mother could love: https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1785357228171551168/photo/1

https://youtu.be/KcfRzW8Zrsk?si=8TV_fXp28ON2jviE

Are MAGAts too stupid to realize that Biden would have immunity for any act while he's president, such as having his opponents arrested or assassinated, if Stinky's immunity claim is successful? Stinky keeps calling the president "crooked Joe Biden." How can he be crooked if he has total immunity, as Stinky claims?

When future generations read transcripts of things Stinky has said or watch videos of him, I don't think they'll believe it. How could someone who was given the best education be so stupid, much less, become president?

Evidently, the beautiful NYC weather this week is keeping Melania, Stinky's children (the ones we know about) and MAGAts away from supporting Stinky at his trial. Sad 😪

Read the comments. Little to no sympathy for Stinky's gold-digging wife... CNN’s Kaitlan Collins Reveals Melania Trump Was ‘Deeply Upset’ About Alleged Affair With Playboy Model — More Than Stormy Daniels https://www.mediaite.com/news/cnns-kaitlan-collins-reveals-melania-trump-was-deeply-upset-about-alleged-affair-with-playboy-model-more-than-stormy-daniels/

You don't know how to open a link?

So, you don't disagree with the message...

And this "big-brained" idiot wants to be president again... https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/4/23/2236286/-4-years-ago-today-Trump-tried-to-make-Clorox-great-again

In another week or so, Temu will have the same necklace for sale for $.68

I'm a little surprised that it's not more stylish: But then again, it looks perfectly designed for the fashion-conscious MAGAt heading to an end of month Walmart or TJ Maxx sale. It's a versatile jewelry accessory. I think it will go particularly well with any clown costume.

There's a lot of speculation whether or not Melania will support Stinky by attending his hush money trial for falsifying business records. How much should she charge Stinky to sit in the courtroom while she hears testimony of his adulterous behavior? I think the most interesting testimony won't come from Stormy Daniels or Michael Cohen, but could come from Karen McDougal, the Playboy model who claims to have had an adulterous affair with Stinky lasting nearly a year during his marriage to Melania. Hopefully, Melania is smart enough to get her money up front. Will Mel be paid from RNC donations?

I think Stinky is just dreaming how much different his life would be right now if he hadn't turned to a life of crime.