AdamSmith Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep News in Brief • Science & Technology • ISSUE 49•43 • Oct 21, 2013 BOSTON—According to a new study published in The New England Journal Of Medicine this week, human beings were never meant to wake up after falling asleep, but were rather supposed to remain in a deep, peaceful slumber until eventually expiring. “Our research team of evolutionary biologists conducted an extensive and thorough examination of human physiology, past and present, and determined that human beings were, in their ideal state, supposed to be born, spend a solid 12 hours awake as an infant, and then lie down for a tranquil, dream-filled sleep from which they would then not awaken,” lead researcher Dennis Zeveloff said of the findings, which also suggest that life for early man was not supposed to last longer than one day. “Eventually, after spending three or four weeks lying comfortably in bed, humans were meant to just slide directly into death. In fact, the truly optimal state toward which human evolution aspired was for all individuals to succumb to Sudden Infant Death Syndrome almost instantly after exiting the womb.” The study concluded that, based on these findings, coma patients should be considered among the most highly evolved humans on the planet. http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-study-finds-human-beings-were-never-meant-to-w,34288/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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