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The cat was "rumored" to be missing, we all suspected @Olddaddy .... but I didn't believe he was after pussy 🤷‍♂️

I'm only one version...haven't we met??

Sadly, yes I know.... I'm on your side 🤷‍♂️

Unless the shit hits the fan, which I hope it does, they won't talk poorly about dear leader

Sounds "Scroogy" 🤷‍♂️

Well, depending which version of you he spoke to 🤷‍♂️

You two MUST be related, you almost speak the same language 😝

Errrrr . . . yes! Gulp! Being based in Thailand

and the faucets??

In Rio I was getting a shoe shine and the guy was wearing shorts and the head of his dick was showing down his leg, impressive. I asked him if he did programas, he said sure. Put his shoe shine kit in his backpack and off we went to my hotel.

Wouldn't be my first, remember we both like axe murderers , which he clearly wasn't ....

When I last spoke to him, he agreed that he needs to be there and wouldn't run 2 locations because it would be impossible... We'll see how long he keeps 2 open, if he opens the one in Pattaya.....you know I'll be ready with an "I told you so"

Not sure if I’ll do a full trip report on my 12 nights here — it’s Pattaya, so you already know the drill. Some great nights, some “why did I leave my room for this,” and plenty of the familiar patterns.... I did go with a Dream Boys guy that was able to cum 2 times, 3 nights in a row 😳 Tonight was supposed to be my quiet night because I’m heading to Bangkok tomorrow and actually wanted to be fresh. But Mr. Bacardi had other plans, so I ended up at Cocka2 in the Complex having “just a couple.” I finished off what was left in my bottle and was fixing to leave (that’s a Texan phrase), when I noticed a cute guy selling food from this giant bag. Went over to chat. He said he was 19, which… my eyes told me otherwise, so I had one of the waiters check his ID — turns out he’s 29. So I switched to my limited flirty Thai and told him he was handsome… nit noi, lol. He asked me for 100 baht, and I jokingly said, “Do you want to boom boom me for 1000?” His eyes popped open like I’d just offered him a winning lottery ticket. He goes, “I boom boom YOU?” all shocked. I said sure — “You have POWER?” He said yes, although let’s just say it took him a while in the room to find it 🙄 So off we went, giant bag of food products and all. Once inside, he had quite the bush happening, so I told him, “Let’s use the clippers and trim that shit — it’ll look bigger.” Into the shower he went, trimming the forest (and his pits), and I pray the drain survives. The sex itself? Very mediocre. He needed straight porn to get going, and it took a while, but we both got there in the end. Honestly, the whole scenario — the randomness, the bag of food, the ID check, the shower trim — was fun. Still… not your average Pattaya night or is it 😝, which somehow made it all worth it 🤷‍♂️

Midnight Christmas Mass?

I'll wait and see if he can pull it off, not an easy task, ESPECIALLY in Thailand. Pay attention to how every customers bill must be reviewed by him before given to a customer.... there is a reason.

Do you yell "Get off my lawn!!" as well? Or sister...

There are so many app options that are free ar nearly free.... and who were you writing those paper UK checks (or cheques) to in Thailand?

how many nights did you go out there?

I used to, @TotallyOz you still in touch with Danilo?

You guys with landlines are really dating yourselves, I "cut the cord" at least 20 years ago.... do you have AOL accounts, write checks and pay for cable TV still 😳

Me exaggerate??? Never..... Sarcasm, almost always 😉

No, but thank God he is.... That joke always reminds me of this clip with Michael Landon on Johnny Carson:

That's because you ARE a sexy man, they just can't resist 😍

This sums up the bar, if you had $100usd bills hanging out of your mouth, maybe it would be different lol

because it would've been free or because you guys had a common friend.... @Olddaddy 😁