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Had a unmemorable time in Pattaya last week, except for meeting @Keithambrose and @BjornAgain . My stay at the Ambiance was good, still like that hotel, comfortable/clean beds sheets, cold ac, dark as fuck room, which vampires prefer. Someone had asked about the noise, which I've never noticed because I come in after 3am usually, however, one night I stayed in, my sleeping routine was messed up and wanted to rest. I was on the 2nd floor and could hear the noise/music from BBB downstairs, but by 1230am was quiet again. Mike Taxi was ontime and the vehicles they had in both direction were late models and very comfortable. Staying at the Tarntawan, another old reliable for me and the same as Ambiance without the noise, they stays here are always very quiet. Price/location combo can't be beat and still the same staff mostly for many years, except last night I met a new overnight desk agent, he seems nice though. I went with @reader to Saphan Kawi to a massage shop, PHETBOY Spa and I reserved someone from their listings since I was unsure how many would be there on demand, in hindsight I should've taking the chance since there were so many massage shops in the area. The guy that I reserved turned out to be the worst massage/sex experience EVER in Thailand for me. His pictures were heavily fotoshopped and I should of called it off right then, but thought maybe he has some skills or equipment that would compensate. It only got worse at each step.... HORRIBLE massage skills, I kept thinking that if @macaroni21 had been writing a review it would've been zero's across the board. I put him on the floor to show him a few techniques, then gave him another try. Nope, at this point I thought he was just dumb, but who was I to speak since I was still there 🙄 After 17 mins of massage, he wanted to start to chuck wow....now their listings show T or B and he was listed as a Top. Maybe he was unaware of that part? Didn't/couldn't fuck and at 48 mins he said he had to go because he had work (another client somewhere) at 6pm. I got dressed and went downstairs, he asked "Tip?". I spoke to the manager (probably owner) and all he was concerned with was that the shop got their money, Listed mon tips were 800/1000. I told him any tip I gave the kid would be a gift, shop fee was 380 and I gave 1000, more than I should've. Manager apologized and said see you next time, to which I could only laugh. Reader was waiting outside and first thing I said to him was this was the worst massage ever in Thailand and he quickly replied, couldn't have been worse than mine, lmao. Since we were taking the Skytrain we decided to go to Madrid to eat, the pizza place not the city. Called Jenny to confirm she was opened and she said yes and would prepare a table for us. See other post about Madrid. After going out separate ways, I went to Hot Male to see if Alex's cousin was there, I had messaged him a month and a week ago to let him know I'd be coming only to find out he was off today. Messaged him and he said he's in Pattaya and won't be back until Fri, I leave EARLY Sat 😑 Wasn't turning out to be a good day, except for the pizza so far....went to Circus to see a couple of waiters I have on FB as friends walked soi 4, didn't see anything interesting. Sat outside Sunrise Taco checking out the apps. One of the boys that I went with before from HotMale gogo recognized me, he looked like a homeless person and I asked him what happened. He just came from his country and is walking Silom looking for clients, he asked for my line. I told him no way, I've had a bad luck day and didn't need anymore today. I saw @Keithambrose walking pass me and I yelled at him, he seemed shocked and came back. Hope he didn't think I was a homeless guy looking for a trick 🤔 We walked over to Hot Male downstairs to which he invited me for a drink, I'm a cheap date. Talked for awhile until a nearby table or screaming/cackling Thai's became unbearable and we left. I walked down to Tawan, Super A and Nature boy....as I passes Where Golden Cock used to be, a guy that I knew from there came running up to me, I had seen a bunch of people sitting outside at tables, guys and girls and thought it was a straight bar, he said no, it's a new bar, Mr O's kitchen or something like that. I always had a good time with him, so I went in to buy him a beer 200 baht. I thought I was going to off him so bought him another beer, because now it was late and no other options. Apparently the owner is from Las Vegas and has Nature boy too according to this kid. I guess he is a gambler, lol. Then this kid seemed like he was trusted to be in charge when the owner left and said he couldn't go with me, wtf is happening today I thought. He introduced me to the 5 guys that were available, 2 were really cute and 1 said he wasn't for me (bottom) but my friend referred me to an average guy saying I'll be happier with him for massage and sex (500 off 1500 tip). He's known me for years so I took his advice.... turned out to be a fun end of a shitty day. Over 2 hours of massage and fucking, even after he finished he made sure I did too, which is good because so many lose interest after they cum, including myself. He said we could do another day and he doesn't watch the clock can be hours and hours, but he looks like he can drink as much as me and that could add up to a lot, lol Went to sleep about 530am and woke up at almost 1pm.....my vampire sleep routine is back!!!

And the pizza pics.... she doesn't do the jumbo pizza at the new location, which I miss, being a size queen 🙄 @TotallyOz was the one that introduced me to Madrid, it wouldn't have been a place I'd walk into judging from the storefront appearance and location. Oh, she also said to call to make sure she is there and open as she travels from time to time. Reader treated me to dinner there, what a guy. Then since we both like to walk, 25-30 minutes up Silom with a detour on Soi 6 to look at the massage shops 😉

I believe you, I've never had the urge to go there, and even less these days after many similar reports to yours 😉

Spending that much time with someone could be great....could also be a disaster. You'll be taking a gamble, remember that. Then it's not only the daily fee, it's the food, drinking, maybe entertainment/tours. If you've never met in person, I'd say try 1 day at a time, don't lock yourself in and be clear about sex, otherwise you might be paying someone to just hang out with you.... Plans like this sound good on paper but in reality turn into something else, I'm speaking from my own experience and from what others have written here over the years.

There isn't a Grab for dancing .....yet.

Try coming in the other entrance ..... seems like you pissed some people off there, where's your new hangout, walking street, Boystown.....you and olddaddy would make great business partners I believe....

Was it your dancing or you singing in a dress that ran him away?

Maybe that's the side @gayinpattaya goes in and is why he's not familiar with the Supertown name 😇

I've had more fun in Beijing than Shanghai, for what it's worth..... As much as I defend "Asians" when my friends say they have small dicks, I'd have difficulty sticking up for China, in my limited experience, lol

Have you ever worked/owned/managed a restaurant or worked in hospitality?? Dealt with permits, labor and corruption in a third world county? There are your reasons....

He could've come up with a better stage/drag name than Big Lady......not much of a stretch from Old Daddy 🙄

When you get bored, you really come out in a big way.....did you get much applause?

I was with @Keithambrose last night at the 10pm show, he did a @vinapu and hooked up with someone and disappeared into the night. I went to Jomtien Complex, yeah, the SUPER one afterwards and stayed until everything was closed. Then continued the night with a couple of massage guys from TucCom area at a cannabis shop drinking until the sun came up...... Why was the off 800 baht and st fee not paid to John?

November 9th I leave, will be safe to come

as Tomcal used to say, they don't give sex for free,,,,so that's a good dividing line.

Olddaddy?

I think he secretly wants to meet me in person 😱

As a caveat....Saunas come with a known level of protection....The apps, well....zero. Not a scare tactic, but over hundreds of meetings, all it takes is one to regret it.....and that ONE can happen sooner than later, not predictable, If you've seen the exchange rate, that makes things, for some, more desperate......

I'm here until Monday... I'm sure you're as fun in person as online , let me know 🤷‍♂️ EDIT: I'm in Pattaya, to make that clear, lol

You know my feelings on 6 inches....🧐

There are 19 of them, hence the name.....

Crazy eyes, lol We didn't go that far in so we could make the 11pm show at x-boys.....there's only so much marching we can do after the cheesesteaks, plus I'm a bottom, so winner wouldn't have had anything for me, I'm selfish 🤷‍♂️ If I've learned anything from @TotallyOz is don't give up, become a stalker until they give in 😇 But no match for a full unopened can of coke, took them by surprise on that one 😆

yes, but not you

@reader want to go for a pizza next week?