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This could have been an extremely timely message, but alas, the PS W is canceled! https://www.huffpost.com/entry/deviled-eggs-mistakes_l_5e84c0b5c5b6a1bb76518912

Ebb and flow, ebb and flow. I know that I am not the only member here who likes to see new content when I visit, especially now that we are getting bored staying at home. I encourage everyone to come up with something to say.We don't want the same old guys (like me!) to keep the content flowing. Let's have some fresh blood! Now, let's see. How can I decorate this post...hmm...

This isn't COVID humor, but where else could I post about a smart toilet being able to analyze your anus? Calling Adam Smith... https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-stanfords-new-smart-toilet-will-know-you-by-your-butthole-20200406-7wzv25xyv5hshowjbpztroswcm-story.html

Due to our website being unexpectedly down, I turn to this forum to make an announcement of importance and request that if you are not a paid participating member of Lucky Orgies that you do not read this private post! Regrettably we will not be having the scheduled Lucky Orgy in Palm Springs this month. It's sad because attendance was set to be at an all-time high once we coordinated the date with the Palm Springs Weekend and the White Party. Since Orgy participants were going to stay in the Orgydome, no hotel cancellations are necessary. Your reservation will simply be vacated. Full refunds are available, although I might point out that you can use the amount due to you to purchase various souvenirs we had bought for the Orgy. I have a number of jock straps with cum in them from some of our most popular escort members (authenticated) and contest winners from past events, and I have the penis comparison charts that were always so popular before. One advisable purchase is the Winning Anus Dart set, marked down 50% from last year. And there's always the Mason Jizz which will soon sell out. Finally, if you are pissed about the cancellation, popular escort Dane has bottled his urine for the last month, all to make your visit more fun. Information on the next Lucky Orgy will soon be available on our regular website. Thanks, all. And remember, participants in Lucky Orgies will all be held to your promise of confidentiality even though the event is cancelled! This message is meant to make sense only to those who have paid for the event. If you did not understand it, well, that's okay! It's boring being inside all day!

Not COVID but funny...

Coke Zero is quite popular. Locally I have noticed that stores run out of it faster than other kinds. Recently a sale on Coke excluded Coke Zero. It remained full price!

You know that you are bored when you find yourself going back to 2006 to see what Boytoy.com was like when it first started! Some things never change! And the names that we no longer see. That's a fascinating topic on its own.

Anyone hungry? Sitting home all of the time, I find I eat too much! But maybe just one of these...

You are asking questions of a guy who has not posted here for 14 months!

Since it seems to be video posting day, here's a cute one that has nothing to do with coronavirus!

Was that "Stay the fuck at home!" or "Stay and fuck at home!"?

An evangelical group led by right-winger Franklin Graham has set up a hospital tent in New York's Central Park. One can argue that in the pandemic we need help from every corner, but many are wary of Samaritan's Purse: From Huffpost.com: A staunch ally of President Donald Trump, Graham has repeatedly sparked controversy for inflammatory remarks about the LGBTQ community. Previously, he’s suggested that welcoming LGBTQ people into churches or Christian households is akin to allowing Satan to “devour our homes.” In 2014, he praised Russian President Vladimir Putin’s anti-LGBTQ agenda. Last year, he denounced former Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg for being a gay man of faith. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/franklin-graham-coronavirus-field-hospital-lgbtq-backlash_n_5e8361f7c5b62dd9f5d6923e

That's all I have...a bit of coin!

A favorite gay playground, the beach city of Pattaya has suffered enormous losses with COVID-19. https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/1888795/pattaya-devastated-as-coronavirus-hits-travel The video below is a bit long, but if you have been to Pattaya, you will note that many places seem abandoned. All of those cute guys and no place to dance!

Maureen Dowd today writes a kickass column about New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. He has his faults, but he sure looks to be a better candidate than Joe Biden. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/27/opinion/sunday/cuomo-new-york-coronavirus.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepagehttps://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/27/opinion/sunday/cuomo-new-york-coronavirus.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage

I remember fun times at Corujinhas...all thanks to tomcal for bringing me there the first time!

I heard that Keanu's personal hygiene was um, remiss.

He is sounding more and more like Trump. Trump never brags either.