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I will PM you, Tomasian. I no longer post garoto photos without explicit permission, and I do not verify working status unless the guy advertises within the public domain.

I assume, but don't require or expect, some degree of familiarity with commonly used colloquial terms in the area of sex and cruising. It is surprising how little is known by some members on a forum centered on these themes. You can react negatively or take a learning moment. Up to you. Mama always said: ignore the ignoramous. Barely contained narcissistic rage is also not worth the keyboard it is typed on. Like I said: you are going to do what you do, including reading my material notwithstanding your oft stated refusal to do so, and throw shade on me for the sake of one or two tepid 'likes'. I would be LMAO if a sad sack did not warrant a moment of silence. BB, it is evident from a few of us that you are just somebody to be handled. Ths is common on largely populated fora. Sometimes the content of your posts contain useful info or you corroborate others' realities. For my part, I realize there will be signal and noise. I don't think you have the skills to mitigate noise. This means the signal is harder to extract, but I have an attention span greater than 10 seconds and will try to find it. All this is going to piss you off ... you will say LMAO, but we know you will be blowing a gasket, and there is no way in hell you will ignore this and and refrain from retaliation. Have at it.

KKKKK .... now who's twinning me in derailing a thread, pauleiro's BHz post? I am doing it. We all do it. LMAO. Pauleiro, are you left enough room in the ether to add more on your trip?

I also had these exact and only two KBs on VHS ... wore them out. In fact recently rented one of the clips. I was taken by how different they were from standard US fare. The twins plowing the 3rd's mouth and hole simultaneously was so hot, on an outdoors porch or veranda.

If the Peters are monozygotic there goes the nature theory, here comes the nurture theory.

What themes are welcome here, what range of topics are liked by some of the members, and the central primacy of ejaculation volume and associated fees, rounded up or down to the exact real, are all ideas that cannot be repeated enough.

You are as classy as ever, tomcal(l). But somehow are not several of us reactive to some of this fellow's content, however regrettable at times our own responses? Look everyone, he's just going to do what he's going to do. Just let it go ... except for me, of course, as I thought of this.

I though gyozas were dumplings that squirt when you pop them into your mouth, if you work your tongue around them just so.

I am familiar with the Mertz Diarrhea Scale, but I'll be danged if I know what warmed over shit looks like. Does it involve a micro-onde? Is it a South Park guest spot taking rays at Copacabana?

Oh, burn ... your obnoxious impatience is easy to understand. Is the entire set of 3-figures of react emojis in a month as trite as yours? Try to use your words, wait until an opportune time, and don't be a nobody selecting any random quote to lob an insult you were simply itching to show off and toss off. Show me something you are proud to have contributed. You are not on my radar yet.

Spoiler alert: I popped into Adan (Madrid) recently prior to my sweep of Andalucía. There is a middle-aged guy who came on to me in a very overtly brazen manner, but I realized he probably does this mostly for shits and giggles. It is a caricature of move-busting. It was slightly offputting at first but then I realized he is possibly one of the usual array of barometer reads of new clientele by the working guys. The garotos are all pals-y with him. He is obviously a fixture there. I played it up with him and a good chuckle was had by all. It can all be culture-shocking and pushes the boundaries of comfort zones. He perhaps needed to know I was "OK" by putting me on display. He may also be 'crackers' but, short of intrusive molestation, we can graciously be the cheese or paté. I would not ordinarily invite this kind of interaction, but it is more good for me than bad for me. For prospective visitors, sorry for the reveal.

The surgical bifurcation would be go go, no?

Note to self: keep your frenemies close and your frenemies closer Luv 2 all!

Kkkkk ... why? For your bemusement, confession (absolution granted; no penance required), and socioeconomic hardknocks themed lecturing op. Why are you being a schoolmarmish, pompous, finger-wagging blowhard? LMAO You don't know the half of it, nay, the 0.1 percent of it. But you have evidently decided I am a selfish jackastors who has no ability to conceptualize context or finesse Grindr etiquette. So who's to stop you? If anybody else wants more details I would be happy to respond by PM.

Which is prettier in pink?

Oh well ... got this instead.

This is who I tried to subtly snag for massagem, a likely regular Grindr lad who said he was not close enough ... still not sure what might have occurred had he been a few miles nearer to Ronda.

"Honey, I blew the house and figuratively blew up the house!"

Psych! These $ discussions always derail. Money is money. And I do believe SolaceSoul by his own previous reference is not Caucasian, if gringo is meant to convey ethnicity. But perhaps gringo refers more generically to a category that transcends race? Not sure. If I could offload anxieties for others about the persistent theme of being laughably exploitable, by myself being numero uno 'patsy', I would. Why worry? Believe me, I do not. What range of psychological tools do garotos possess to manage and reconcile their profession, many in the context of marriage and parenthood? Very narrow. I'll take being the butt of a joke if I can take being the butt of a hot stud's bargain bsmnt cock. I get the last laugh, if I want, but I don't want ... I have no interest in their expense.

... Or explain where roughly 3000 reais monthly for entrada e bebidas alone is going.

Cannibalism? abrv for "Can I ball, gsm?" This old wet smelly fart can.

KKKKKKK ... you made my day, tartegogo! Please have that report on my desk pronto! LMAO LMAO Touché! Chapeau!

The main variables are venue busyness, temporal, sexually behavioural, and generally accepted attractiveness stock value. Have I got that right? Perhaps also negotiation acumen? Currency exhange? Predictive value of precedent? Several complex continua that are a challenge to stratify, knit together, and arrive at some arbitrary currency amount. Multivariate analysis anyone? Whew! I hope I do not burn out faster than the average working guy there. On another note, I would love to see open transparent auctions of these apparent new studs on the block. Even better, an advance perusal of the portfolio.

I typically hear 3 menu variations: massagem? sexo? massagem sexo? I always thought they were all the same thing: sexo completo. So far, I have not been disabused of that reality. This is not to say I was spared novitiate syndrome at 117 my first time ... 200 reais to be fucked by a hot muscle top who was very exciting, but it was at their currency bottom-out-out point (as is approaching again). Who was I to complain? Next was an even hotter stud: 80 reais ... I thought "no, this can't be right?" But God bless him for levelling it out, and he was extremely engaged and committed. When subsequent prospects asked me how I liked Rio so far, I worked in the comment: cannot believe the hottest sex of my life for 80 and shook my head with an incredulous look, sometimes saying ate lago and moving on ... until. Never bitter about the guy who took my Rio virginity with a surcharge. I say hello and still find him hot. He smiles and nods and hovers, but never directly busts a move. Priceless. We all have variations on this theme.

Serious? Peculiar, oddly funny maybe, but a question that is lacking in gravity.