Riobard

An oncologist with a carcinogenic jacuzzi? Dr R, heal thyself!

It could be argued, perhaps, that it is ironic his apparent boasting has the unintended consequence of highlighting how much he was ripped off. It is coincidental that we are ripped off by default, but it could be ironic if we then mock his being gouged. Only the Stratford Wives know for certain.

Gotcha! They are trading off a potential impending visiting client to be spared anything but more imminent business. They can spoof visibility while I can go to greater lengths to spoof location, all in double stealth mode, single stealth if I communicate. But don't use my language terms in Quora! They are making even me dizzy.

LOL ... I think you mean, simply, situational humour predicated on (likely) unintended hypocrisy. It is funny that I request something due to lack of comprehension when others may not comprehend me And it is coincidental, not ironic, that a term can seem to be on-the-nose though misapplied. And it is not ironic that a more sophisticated literary device term was used here when plain "funny" would do ... its use was simply humourous. What makes irony more complex and baffling than SOME of my run-on sentences is its misuse. But it is a form lost principly because we tend to elect time-efficient wash-and-wear in an age of time-consuming device-centered techno-babble, where my true deficiency is most pronounced. Sometimes a little catty patience will enable a more precise swipe. After all, there is no lack of true irony in other expression choices as I have many literary wrinkles to smooth out. Faux irony is more elusive but may yield amusing kitty vids.

OK, I am officially naming that tub The Santorum and steering clear!

Oh, I looked it up ... you mean a Grindr user is spoofing their location, so THEIR profile does not truly reflect their distance from the viewer. It all seems a little excessive and obsessive whether for fun or function. Maybe the spoofer wants Daddy to pay a fake kidnap ransom, or is are avoiding an ex? Or perhaps you are thinking an acompanhante might try to bamboozle based on a travel surcharge? I guess my practice of covering exclusively face-to-face outcall time circumvents that kind of grab play.

I am not really sure what all the above terms mean in this context. I am using the Grindr function Explore to access profiles elsewhere in the world. I do not see a "discover" function in the app. Does this make me vulnerable in some way? What is the purpose of faking position and why is it important for me to figure out the what, why, and how of GPS faking? Or do you mean people with profiles can detect users using Explore and then elect to block their profiles from being viewed other than by local users? If that is the case I won't bother to use the app unless geograpically proximal. It's not that important to me. I am not about to deal with the hassle of that system, I forget the term, VPS? VPN? Am I missing something here? Please use plain language with examples, or explain what stealth means as it pertains to the app. My understanding of the word is that presence can exist without detection.

835 feet and wants transport surcharge ... practically already on top of you!

I just searched, entering "Paulista", from NoAmer, 13:30 EDT. The app actually recognizes neighbourhoods. 3 explicit ads out of 200 profiles. I find that from a distance, unlike when I was local, the annoying 'refresh' feature that disrupted my scrolling does not kick in.

And sparring partner, driver, receptionist, and realtor ...

I was bred in the northern borealis which shapes my imagery. I get the tipi effect if the masseur does not resemble a warthog. He says flip over under the sheet ... the tent is pitched. Yeah, mmm-mmm-mm, Cristian is sommelier, masseur, and tantric tent-raiser all rolled into one.

Twilight meets The Bachelor?

"What service, what guy might you be familiar with" translates to "please kick me and comment condescendingly for being so stupid about my money" for some of the less literate readers. So your pre-empting MIGHT help. I don't know the place, but mixing and matching a good massage with a good massage is appealing. I have a pic of Cristian from a Curitiba acompanhante ad, the vivalocal site. I think several months back. More European admixture.

There was a cricket field with boisterous cheering? Jiminy! Dampens the infinity pool tranquility.

I don't know if you will be able to fit in Lagoa, sanddunes, since half the city wants to fit into you, simultaneously! I like that we are Dear Diary ... Dailies work well. A day of rest is fine. Lagoa has a website with info on prices and promotions. Check the banner slides. It is wise to be familiar, as getting a discount may hinge on knowing and asking. Their FB page may also add related details. Enjoy!

Ensuring the artesanal drinking water is delivered ahead YET having the hot bellboy bring it personally while being visually undressed? Horny AND parched ... narrows down the locale climate? Or airfield reliability factor? The setting looks like where Aciman's book is set, altered in the CMBYN film.

Yeah, it's definitely raining men. This thread is a test of faith at several levels.

Taste is one of those things that cannot be touted as it was never banged into true existence.

I think that RH implies he is at that facility. No one section seems to explicitly state being there recently. The language may be cleverly worded to suggest that objective reality. In fact, the opener sets up the reader to buy into the story in spite of naysayers, priming the reader to interpret as if the poster were clearly reflecting his true location. Perhaps, though, I need a new monocle, or do not appreciate being outdone in pretentiousness. A simple partialized credit statement image, without compromising security, would perhaps corroborate.

OK, toots, if diplomacy equates to passive aggressiveness in one's worldview, so be it. I reach the point of diminished return in a discussion when another contributor persistently cranks the spinning wheel, this time the needle a cliché amateurish psychodiagnostic formulation. I might next say that I should be the one to decide how I express ideas. But then perhaps I will be contrarian, close-minded, or "narcissistic" because I have a different approach or perspective, whatever term works best for the final word. I think I get the drift. Apparently my intent is tainted more by my lack of self-awareness than by aspersions cast at it. Infinite, arrogant slinging stamina wins the day. It must need its place. And who am I to say it conveys less than pristine mental health? No podium finish for me, just relocation back up from the proverbial rabbit-hole. Sorry, sanddunes, for the tangent. I promise to not comment any further on an aspect of the topic that evolved but you would likely not have forecasted.

I don't know either one, but I think if Suck is a BT god RH is an atheist.

I sense you have a greater than demi-amour for your patrik-swey

Along with the pimp/dealer, role conceived for Eric Roberts?

Thanks! Pavol has had a self-created photo spread in my device album, and of the four is the only one potentially in my wheelhouse. He has had other monikers as you know. My taste however, particularly in Caucasians, runs to lean while pushing out considerably into the third dimension. High weight:height ratio, and I can scare up the resources to tithe at their altars. I suspect that your guys are really nice to be with and hella cute to boot. I do not gravitate to BelAmi types but there was a Czech or Hungarian years ago who grabbed my attention. I will attempt to add a photo of my preferred type from the public domain, simply to illustrate. Not an escort or anyone I personally know. I realize unrealistic, but I have had similar.

If I had only thought of that and non-impulsively weighed the options ... Perhaps I might have done it. Framing etiquette can be just as effective, seething bypassed, if anything is likely to work. And being general allows me to include my imperfect self. It's more about navigation than indictment. Fortunately, no lung machine required, so wasted breath to spare as well as chuckling under it.