Stable Genius

Trump announces a deal. Israel hits southern Lebanon. Rinse, Repeat.

Hey, Donnie. Netanyahu doesn't need you anymore. You were like a one night stand. Suckrates, my post was pure sarcasm.

So much for today’s signing of 'Peace MOU'ceremony & party… I ordered a cake and everything…

Easy to see who wears the bras in that family. Epstein

WHERE ARE THE SMART GAY MAGAts? Not here...

The Iranian Navy, which had been destroyed 8 times, has apparently closed the Straight of Hormuz again, because the US, for the 7th time won the war that wasn't a war, so now the US has to open the Straight of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began. The not-war began because Iran had Uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can't build the nuclear bomb they weren't building, which is why the US had to start the not-war it definitely didn't start. Now the US, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have. If the US saw the US doing what the US does in other countries, the US would invade the US to liberate the US from the tyranny of the US.

When you kick a hornets nest, it’s the hornets who determine when it’s over. When you ride the tiger's back, you cannot choose where to dismount. ~Chinese proverbs~

What's the difference between Trump and Torpedo? Tor.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/white-house-explodes-over-viral-040814154.html

So much for Sleepy Joe.

Trump’s ‘Anti-Weaponization’ Fund Is Dead, Blanche Says "It just so happens that this fund here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do: go through his pockets and look for loose change." Miracle Max, The Princess Bride

Iran knows A Strait beats someone not playing with a full deck.

“I really don’t care. I couldn’t care less,” Trump told CNBC’s Eamon Javers in a phone interview midday Monday, saying he thought the protracted talks with Iran “started to get very boring.”

. There once was a Kristi and Corey A boring and sordid love story They shagged on a plane And both left a stain The details must be so damn gory

"DONALD J. TRUMP, to take the place of these highly paid, Third Rate ‘Artists,’ and give a major speech," If they were 'third rate artists', why were they being highly paid?

Trump suggests canceling music performances at the ‘Great American State Fair’ after several artists back out Five artists have declined to perform at the event celebrating the United States’ 250th birthday, saying they didn’t know it was political in nature. Nobody wants this State Fair ...nobody wants a ballroom, a blue reflecting pool, a $250 bill with Trumps' face on it, a MMA fight on the White House lawn, an Arch, and nobody wanted a war with Iran.

Has anyone else noticed Trump's peculiar love of "handsome, muscular men"? His favorite sport is mixed martial arts where a bunch of muscular, sweaty, semi-naked dudes duke it out. He tells handsome guys in his orbit they look "straight out of central casting", or "perfect physical specimens", or “Young, handsome guy. It’s always nice to be young and handsome,” he complimented the president of Paraguay. And his favorite song is a gay anthem of handsome men cavorting to "YMCA". He demands he MUST have a ballroom, loves musicals and showtunes, and wears lots of makeup, too. Looks pretty darned gay to me. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-JhPWLHen8Y

EmmetK, Fucknaway?

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2026-05-27/newsom-vows-to-levy-100-tax-on-california-recipients-of-trumps-1-8-billion-slush-fund

"We lost the Iran war, our economy is slipping for 99% of people, and the world hates us. But I secured 1.8 Billion dollars for my friends, I'm free to cheat on my taxes forever, I can pardon any one of you for anything for the rest of your lives, and we're destroying equality, voting, and health care in America. What else can we do to keep the Epstein stuff quiet?"

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