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Love her or hate her, Palin is not going away anytime soon!

Yes, welcome and thanks for the great posts! I look forward to visiting there and your information really helps! Thank you!

Tomcal is a good photographer but those photos do not do the boys justice. Having seen them in person, the one lad that stayed with him every night is adorable. It is hard for personality to come across in photos and this boy had a great personality that just bubbles and makes everyone around him happy! When we all went to dinner one night we all had a great time just chatting with him. Tom has great tastes.

Drey, thanks for your kind words. Welcome to the site. I think you provide an excellent service to the community and hope you participate here more! Out of curiosity, have you considered organizing a trip to Brazil for those that don't want to do it alone the first time? Maybe a 10 - 14 day Sauna tour of Brazil? I think it would be great for some that want to go to be with a group that likes to go to the saunas as well as guides to help direct them to the best places to go.

There was no post on this thread from you yesterday and no reply. Perhaps you posted the comment on another site?

caterwaul \KAT-uhr-wawl\, intransitive verb: 1. To make a harsh cry. 2. To have a noisy argument. noun: 1. A shrill, discordant sound. John met Angela head-to-head and there was a lot of bellowing and caterwauling. -- Matthew Parris, "Prescott grapples with his feminine side", Times (London), December 14, 2000 In the early days, when people were still shocked by the novelty of cursing, screaming, caterwauling emotional incontinents attacking each other on stage, he [Jerry Springer] used to produce high-falutin' justifications for the show. -- Paul Hoggart, "Paul Hoggart's television choice", Times (London), December 9, 2000 The forest silence is impermeable, entirely undisturbed by the soft bell notes of hidden birds, the tick of descending leaves and twigs or soft thump of falling fruit, or even the far caterwaul of monkeys. -- Peter Matthiessen, African Silences Caterwaul is from Middle English caterwawen, "to cry as a cat," either from Medieval Dutch kater, "tomcat" + Dutch wauwelen, "to tattle," or for catawail, from cat-wail, "to wail like a cat."

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

I am an ambassador of goodwill for all money boys. Plus, I love to help a boy get an education. I have done that with only 2 boys in Brazil but with over 30 in Thailand.

If that site is meant to be a travel agency, they need to post here on this board as well. We have asked them to participate here. We don't even mind links to their site or board. It seems if they are selling travel services that they need to market more. I thought they were just a board. I do remember talking to Gary at one point about the Atlantico and he was nice. I didn't use him as we talked about the Internet being down and that turned me away from that hotel. I do hope he finds other hotels and shares them here as well. I agree with you. It is still a great bargain! I am working on a summary and will have it shortly.

I always say to each his own. I have friends for conversation and I don't pay them. I pay for sex not conversation. That is not to say I don't occasionally like the long time or weekend experience, I do. But, with prices increasing I always count the number of guys I can rent for a weekend experience and that number usually wins out. IMHO, that is not correct. If I compare the last 20 boys in Thailand that I did for a short time vs the last 20 in Brazil, the level of English for them all is the same. No better. No worst. That is a fact. Now, if you want to talk about my boyfriends who I have sent to English school, then their level is going to be greater. But, if you are just talking about boys picked up from bars and saunas, they are the same level speaking English. That being said, you do hire boys from GayRomeo and I'll assume if they can chat with you online that they can speak English better than the new bar boys. You also tend to like the college boys. Well, that is harder to find in Brazil than in Thailand. Why? There are more foreigners that hire boys in Thailand and pay for school. Most of the customers in the saunas in Brazil are Brazilian and have no desire to educate the boys.

Dude, you are sick!

Personally, I am a Firefox and Safari fan. Firefox is my preference though. I like Safari but more sites seem to work flawlessly in Firefox.

For browser watchers, October was a continuation of previous trends: Internet Explorer lost share to Chrome while Firefox and Opera idled and Safari edged upward. The statistics, based on Net Applications' monitoring of millions of Web sites in its analytics network, show that this summer's resurgence of IE has faded, at least for the present. At the same time, Chrome, now two years old, made its July dip look like a blip rather than a foreboding omen. IE remains the top dog, with usage that dropped from 59.7 percent in September to 59.3 percent in October. Firefox edged down from 23.0 percent to 22.9 percent over the same period; Chrome grew from 8.0 percent to 8.5 percent; Safari stayed level at 5.3 percent; and Opera dropped from 2.4 percent to 2.3 percent. IE8's usage changed little from September to October, but Web developers will doubtless be gleeful the much-loathed IE6 gave up a half a percentage point of share, sliding to 15 percent of worldwide usage. Microsoft is feverishly working on IE9, currenty available in beta and platform preview editions, and its usage reached 0.3 percent in September. Chrome is the fastest changing browser since by default updates are downloaded and installed automatically when the browser or computer is restarted. Net Applications released an illustrative graph showing just how fleeting the life of a Chrome version is: six weeks in the case of Chrome 6. Google is working on releasing new Chrome versions more frequently, which means the number of changes in new versions diminishes. It also means the significance of the version number, which Google doesn't emphasize and calls a mere "milestone," is even lower. Read more: http://news.cnet.com/8301-30685_3-20021302-264.html?part=rss&subj=news&tag=2547-1_3-0-20#ixzz1428koJPW

Who is Gary? I thought GTB was a forum site. No? Share how much I spend? Or, share the points? In the first case, I plead the 5th. On the latter, no points left to share.

What do you think the national election results will be? A Democratic stomp? A Republican Kick Ass? Staying the same?

It has been interesting being in Brazil during the election. Flags waving around all week at every stop in Rio and Sao Paulo. Going down the beaches in Rio, there were droves of supporters from both camps. The results are in and I'll be curious to see how she does with Brazil's great economy. Many think she is being set up to fail so Lula can return in 4 years. http://edition.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/10/31/brazil.elections/?hpt=T2

The average guy in Thailand asks 1000 baht for a short time. That is about 33.50. The ones in Bangkok will ask for 1500 baht or about 50 US. In Pattaya, you pay the bar for drinks for you and the boy at 2 drinks minimum 140 baht each so that is 280 baht. You also pay the off fee. That is another 300 baht for waiter or 400 or more for doorman. So, if you only have one drink for you and the boy and an off fee you have paid 580 baht or about 20 US. So, on average you can’t get away with a boy from a bar for less than 53.50. Naturally, if you buy booze you will spend more. If you get a short time room as opposed to taking a boy to your hotel, you will spend more. In Brazil, the average boy will ask for 50R minimum. That is about 30 US. The ones at Lagoa will ask for more but always settle for 80 R or about 48 US. The entrance fee is normally about 35R or 20 US. A short time room is 25R or about 15 US. You are not asked to buy drinks there but you can buy drinks and food. So, on average you can’t get out of a sauna with one boy for less than 110R or about 62US. In Thailand, I normally tip a boy 2500 baht for an overnight. That is about 83US. In Brazil, I give my guys 200R and that is about 115 US. Naturally some boys will go for less. I know of guys who pay 100R for overnights. They are regular clients and good customers and that is good for them. As an infrequent guest I find I have to pay a bit more to keep the boys happy. It is also all in the negotiation.

All the boys at Meio Mundo asked for 60R. The ones in Porto Alegre were asking for 50R. The ones at 117 asked for 100 or 150 and I said no and all but one went lower. Take the 60R average for Mieo Mundo and then another 25 for the room and it is 85R for the short time. But, remember there are 2-3 nights that the rooms are free in Rio so you will get out a bit cheaper than that. AND, Meio Mundo has some rooms that are always free. They are VERY VERY VERY basic and you put your own sheet on the bed, but hey, it saves a few bucks. Or, take them to your hotel for the night. Most are not only willing to go but want to stay with you. I had many request that but I had my regular boy every night. All in all the exchange rate does suck for Americans. I did not mention how much I paid for the hotel cars each way to the saunas but am working on another post with that detail. My end conclusion is that the area I stay in is too expensive and next trip, I'll try Copa and the Atlantico.

Let me assure you Matrix that this site has been on my mind every single time I have been "sucking, fucking and blowing wads of money on young boys." Sometimes even to the point where I can't have multiple orgasms. (fantasy of mine. I can't even keep up with Tomcal). jk I have been watching the thread you mentioned and saw that TY put a great response thread in that forum as well. I thought it was well articulated and covered everything. I didn't comment on it again as I thought I had commented on it more than once already. Matrix, you are a valuable part of this site and you have great ideas to help us keep the site moving in the right direction. I have said before that your input was not only appreciated but very helpful. On top of that, I have taken your advice on many occasions. I won't take it every time. We will not always agree on everything. I think that is part of life. On the thread in question, I think TY covered things very well in his additional post. You may not agree with it but I didn't see the need for me to comment on it again after I have already done so.

The Good, The Bad and the Ugly on Gay Saunas in Rio De Janeiro First, Rio is amazing. The saunas are fantastic. If you like men, you will not be able to visit the saunas and not find someone you want to take with you for a short time. If you like young boys, Rio is not the place for you. Even the 18 year olds here fuck like men. The legal age to get into the saunas is 18 so you will never have a problem with age if you are picking up in the saunas. They are very strict about enforcing the age requirements. They have good reason to do so. The saunas here make a fortune. It is a great business and I can’t imagine a good sauna not making a great deal of money for the owners. You can get ripped off by guys promising to do things they don’t do. But, I have found that very rare here. It has only happened to me a few times in many visits. For the most part, the boys are honest in what they do. If you spend a few days in any one sauna, you will learn a great deal about who to do with and who not to go with. If you are lucky enough to have a guide that has been here before, then you are golden. On this trip, Tomcal showed me around even though I have been to every sauna we went to, he knew the ins and outs of many of the boys that I would not have gone with had he not been with me. And, the guys I went with did not want a bad reputation with him so they delivered on what they said they would do. It is always nice to travel in a group, as you will find there are more ways to have fun. I got to talk and chat and bullshit with some of Tomcal’s guys while he was with another one of his admirers. It is always fun to chat with the boys here and when there is a connection you have with them, even if that connection is another Gringo, it is a conversation starter. Tonight at Meio Mundo, I was meeting Tom and got there about an hour before him and the place was dead. His boy was there and sat with me. He let me practice my Portugues and he practices his English for an hour before Tomcal arrived. It was a great deal of fun for me and I really enjoyed the conversation. Each sauna has pluses and minuses. I’ll be to be as thorough as I can with the ones I visited. Club 117 Rua Cândido Mendes, 117 - Glória Rio de Janeiro - RJ, 20241-220, Brazil - (0xx)21 2252-0160 This has been my favorite for many years. It is clean and well-run. The cost is about 35R. Most of the boys will ask for 100R and some even more. They have added a back “balcony” room that is open air that has seats for about 50. It is a nice place to relax with comfortable chairs and tables and a bar. There are 3 different bars in Club 117. All have a bit of a different feel. The outside one is relaxed and low key. The top floor inside one has loud music, a bit darker and is where all the shows and gogo boys are. The one on the lower level is a food area and behind the boys lockers. If you have never been before, go to each one and have a drink and find the place you feel comfortable. Just don’t forget to walk around a bit so you don’t miss anyone that is spectacular. The rooms at 117 are clean and nice. They are not as nice as the ones in Porto Alegre but they are OK. They all have clean showers and hot water and air conditioner. They do not provide condom and lube for you in the room so you need to get that when you rent the room and that fee is extra. The boys at 117 vary from twinks to muscle boys to everything in between. If you like black, they are there. If you like surfer boys, they are there. If you like older hairy men, they are there as well. I find that of the 3 saunas in Rio, this is the one that I have always had great luck and feel very comfortable in. I have never been in the club where I did not have at least 1 of not 3 boys I wanted to spend time with. Club 117 is easily assessable via subway from the beach areas and it is in a safe area. I have never felt uncomfortable in the club or the area. Club 117 is closed on Mondays. So Tuesdays are packed! Pointe 202 Copa, Rua Siqueira Campos, 202, 3816-1757 This is the muscle boy sauna. Again, they have remodeled it since my last visit here. This place is packed with muscle boys and seems to be a great deal of really sweet men. The twinks here are few and far between. IMHO, this bar is the most expensive of the saunas. The boys ask for more, seem to have been around the longest and are a bit more professional than the other saunas. The place is really well done and the rooms are comfortable with showers. Like all the saunas, they have video rooms where the boys watch straight porn to get hard and they let their good hang loose. This sauna is in a safe area as well and I feel find going into this sauna and have never had an issue. It is right up the road from The Atalntico so many guys will go here before they go to another club. Of all the saunas, this has always been my least favorite. However, when I brought my NYC boyfriend here, this was the sauna we got all the boys from as he loved an older masculine top to fuck his brains out. This place has that in abundance! New Meio Mundo Rua Teofilo Otoni, 18 Rio de Janeiro Phone +21 2233-093 This has been a surprise for me on this trip. I have been there many times in the past and left with little to no one. I did not like the look of the place and was never comfortable there. However, Tomcal convinced me to try again and I am glad I did. Of the three saunas that deal with moneyboys, this is the one that had the boys I like the most. They had tons of hot twinks and slender boys there. In fact, I had more boys from this sauna than I did from the others combined. The place is about the same cost as the other saunas but the drinks are cheaper. Now for the bad. There are no showers in any of the rooms here. Of the three, while this one has been remodeled by the owners it is not up to par with the others. It has come a long way since I was last there but it has a long way to go still. The rooms are VERY bare and simple. Of all the saunas I have had a short time in, this is the one that I dread the most. But, like all things, if there are sexy boys, you tend to go to a room anyway and I did at least 2 times every day I was there. So, while I may bitch and be prissy about the rooms, in the end, if a place a beautiful boys, you say fuck it and go anyway. That is what I did. I am told the owner bought the building next door and is going to put in more rooms there. I hope this is the case. If so, he better put a shower in some of them. All the guys are Meio Mundo were asking for 60R. I didn't have anyone ask for more. They seem to be more realistic when it comes to prices and I did not have anyone not want to go for 60-70R. The owner is a nice guy and I met him on my first trip to Rio. I didn’t know he was the owner until this trip. He is a sweet guy and is really trying to make the place compatible with the others. I never went to this sauna without finding 5 or more boys I wanted to be with. Meio Mundo is closed on Sundays. If you want one of their guys for the weekend, be sure to place in advance as many do not come on Saturday and I missed out on my favorite boy who I was going to get for a weekend but I did not place in advance. Also, like all saunas, if you see someone you like, talk to them immediately. If you snooze you loose. I missed on guy that I really wanted because he was chatting with customers. I should have waited patiently for him to walk away and then chat. Instead he left the club and did not return. Don't be shy. Approach a boy or just smile at him. That is about all it takes to get their attention. Also, if you are going to make out with a boy and yank on his dick for an hour, tip him. He is working. Don't be a dick! So, there you have it. This is my take on the saunas on this trip. For boys, I’d rate Meio Mundo, Club 117 and Pointe 202 in that order. For rooms, I rate Meio Mundo at the end. If you can't find a boy in Rio, you are dead anyway and there is no hope for you. Just call it quits and get married to a woman. If you like men and don't mind paying, Rio can be heaven! Treat the boys well and they will do the same for you. My nightly overnight boy I met when he was 18 is with me every night and is amazing. He is now 32 (according to hotel) so his 18 was really a 25 but he still looks amazing and the sex has only gotten better with him as time goes by. If you have been dreaming of taking a trip to Rio, plan it out in advance. It is an amazing opportunity! Don't miss out on all the fun before the US dollar gets even worst!

Not a penny from me. No Lady GaGa in it.

Hey, I had a great tongue-in-ass boy tonight. Is that the same humor?

Listen asswipe, don't fuck with Lady Gaga!

I do appreciate that view as an outsider. May I ask, since you have been here for a few years and you have only posted 2 times, what is it about this thread that got to you? Do you think we are unwelcoming of newcomers? Was that your impression for the past few years? I am sure the new forum was not meant to mock anyone. The fact that only one post has been moved there doesn't mock that poster. There may be other posts that get moved there as well. I find this an easy way to deal with posts which one of us feel over the top. In this case, a Moderator felt the topic has been discussed before many times and decided to move the post here. It was not altered. It was not deleted. Is that indicative of other sites? I don't think so. We do welcome all here. And, if you have been keeping up with us for 3 years you should know that you are welcome here! I hope to see more posts from you in the future.

Getting ready for my nightly overnight surfer boy. Just got back from my day and had a great time. Will work on detail tomorrow. However, just let me say: No where else on earth can you get a masculine muscle boy with a think 8 inch dick to sit on your and ride you for an hour, his rock hard dick pounding against your stomach as he moans and groans (I hope for "pretend" pleasure but as it is Portuguese, who knows?) and then with you simultaneously cums on your chest. Gallons of jizz shooting on your chest, over your head and on the wall behind the bed. Wow! What a night! viva Brazil! Of course my two, don't compare to Tomcal as he had 4 before he showed up at the sauna and then said he wasn't interested in seeing anyone as he had a 9PM appointment. Then, he sat down for drinks and all the boys started flocking to him and he lined up 1,2,3. If I added correctly, I think that makes like 8 today. I can't keep up. Even with purple help, I can't keep up! After this vacation, I'm going to need a holiday!