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Where are you headed in 2009? What are the spots you want to check our, revisit or try? I am one that tends to do the same thing so I'll do Brazil, Thailand and Montreal again. I also want to visit some cities in Mexico and Argentina.

Watching the new site come together has been exciting for me. Here is another article for it. Let me know any suggestions! Oz Welcome back you horny homos, kinky twinks, budding bottoms and turgid tops! As we continue to work to make The Male Escort Review be all that it can be, we are back with more advice on how to pay for play with all you gay lays! We know that many of you are new to the escort scene – and even if you are an experienced pay for gay, you may have never written an escort review before. That's where we want to help. The Male Escort Review only works because we are a cum-unity. If our members don't give us the dickalicious details of their dirty deeds, we won't know which asses we want or cocks we need Yet, many people are put off by the idea of writing escort reviews. They may worry that they aren't “really writers.” Other guys may feel uncomfortable talking about their sinful sexperiences. Still more don't understand exactly what we are looking for in a racy readable review. These guys may end up simply reading reviews, or else put through reviews that don't fit our sexpectations. But that's not good for anyone. The Male Escort Review is only valuable for all of us as long as reviews are a renewable resource. That means that we need to get as many writers as we do readers. In other words, we need you to kiss and tell. Remember, The Male Escort Review is here to help you keep out of the woods. Before the Internet, hiring raunchy rent boys for the bump and grind was a shot in the dark. You'd never know if you were going to get a man or a scam! But, now you can check out the goods, find out the low down on how they hoe down so that you can shake your ass and go to town! So, we'd like to take a little time out of our sexcapades to talk about how you can write the best reviews possible. That way you can help cum-tribute to our community! First Off – Worry About Busting Your Nut, Not Getting Busted When we talk to horny homos about why they don't post reviews one of the most common responses we get is: “I don't want to get caught.” This is because some of our members are married and have to tongue the tuna in between their man meat marathons. Some are in the closet and don't want to risk their identities getting back to their bosses or families. Still others are worried about the long arm of the law coming out and hauling their ass into jail, just because they wanted to get their ashes hauled. Bring on the chill, babycakes. You've got nothing to worry about. The Male Escort Review takes your privacy seriously and will never give you information out to anyone. Unless you post your real name on the site, you can be assured that your beards, bosses and babies will never find out what you are up to. Even more importantly, our reviews are labeled as “for entertainment purposes only,” which means they cannot be used against you or anyone else in any court of law. You still have Freedom of Speech, even after four years of getting fucked by Bush. The lines may be a little grey but entertainment is entertainment. Secondly – The Devil Is In The Details!
 A common problem we find when it comes to the escort reviews is that many of the men want to skip right down and write their story – without filling out the form at the top of review. This is a big bad. We put those forms in for a reason. Quite simply, details that are not important to you – and might, therefore, not end up in your narrative – might be very important to other Friends of Dorothy. Most of us have some fetish or other. Some of us like “straight” boys who are just in it for the money. Others only do tops, while some need to switch it up. Others really care about body hair. For every size queen out there, you'll find a happy homo with a tight ass who likes to hump a smaller pole. And that's not even starting to get into the cut/uncut debate or the way some of us feel about facial hair! That's why we insist that you go through all of the check boxes provided and let us know as many details as you can remember. A guy may be very handsome and good in bed, but have a single feature that could leave one of our members turned off even though they've just laid out $300 based on your recommendation. We've tried to make the form as easy as possible – and will continue to refine it per suggestions from our members. But, in the meantime, we need to know the real deal – so we are sure they'll find the guys who will make them squeal! Third – Tell Us About The Connection! A good deal of the people who visit Male Escort Review are retired, self employed or otherwise have a lot of free time on their hands. That said, a lot of us are very, very busy people, who don't have that much free time in our day. Between work, family and other obligations, we need to find escorts that we can hook up with quickly. For that reason, one of the first things you should include in each and every review is how easy it was to contact the escort. Let us know if they responded to emails or phone calls quickly and discreetly. Don't feel bad if you have to say that it took a while to get in touch with them. That's fine for many of us – in fact, I like the boys who are in demand and tease me by making me wait for their wang! If you read my review of Ricky Cruz, It was almost impossible for me to get in touch with him but it was worth the wait for me. It will just let the people who don't have the time to wait around know that they should look for a more available dude. Fourth – Don't Write A Porn Fantasy – Keep It Real! Many of us guys like to feel like we are the kings of the world when it comes to scorching the sheets. This can lead us to temptation and make us want to exaggerate our sexual experiences. That's fine when you are trading stories with your friends – but it's not appropriate on Male Escort Review. Here, it's all about keeping it real. So, don't write an involved, improbable porn fantasy. You don't want to build up people's sexpectations only to have them let down when they go down. If the guy is six inches long, don't write that he's got “10 inches of monster cock.” If you fucked twice, don't tell us you did it four times. You don't have to tell us about every burp, fart or awkward moment, but you do need to tell us the real deal. We are all grown men here and nobody is going to think less of you if you had a quickie or simply got one bang for your buck. There are plenty of web sites where it's completely appropriate to write out your pornographic fantasies, but this is not the place to go searching for bragging rights. Instead, just lay out your story as realistically as you can remember. You'll be doing everyone a favor. Tip Five – Keep Away From The Superlatives! A lot of us get very emotional or excited after a date with an escort. If we've just had a monster orgasm, we may be really pumped out. If the guy didn't quite live up to our sexpectations, we may feel unreasonably down. Some of us like to party and play, which means we might not be in the most rational frame of mind. This is not the time to write your escort review. Chill out, smoke a cigarette or have a glass of wine. Then, the next day when you've had time to reflect is when you should dish the dirt on how he made you squirt. Otherwise you might end up writing that the guy was “the best escort I've ever been with!” or “I had the worst experience of my life,” when neither might really be true. That's why we highly recommend keeping the superlatives to a minimum. They don't really help other guys, because we all know that almost all escorts are somewhere in the middle of the sexy spectrum. If we end up with 200 reviews saying each bit of man meat is the hottest escort in the world and another 200 saying that the rest are a bunch of limp-dicked fat fucks, it doesn't help anyone. We love your enthusiasm, but it's better for everyone if you write a rational, reasonable review after you've come down from your sexual high, so that we can more accurately evaluate how your horny hoe down went. Finally – Don't Be Coy! Now it's true, at Male Escort Review, we are not looking for porn fantasies. But, on the other hand, we are not a bunch of virgin spinsters either! For every complaint we get that an escort review seems physically unlikely and more probably a fantasy, we get another complaint about a review that simply doesn't give us enough information to let people know if the burly boy is worth a roll in the hay. I know that some people believe think it's better not to tell and to keep those “special moments” special, and that some people are uncomfortable writing about sex; but you've got to give us something to work with. It doesn't help people if you talk about how it was meeting him and what he looked like but then decide to become discreet when it comes down to what you actually did when it was time to play ball. As we noted before, each of us has their own penile preferences – and some of them are very specific. So, while we don't want you to exaggerate about your sexolympics, writing “then what happened will remain between us” is equally useless. Guys need to know what the fuck felt like, who was on top, who initiated the contact, whether there was kissing or not and what kind of sexual style the escort used to make you cum! All of this information is what helps people make an educated decision about whether or not they want to hire a specific escort. It might be nice to say that we are with these guys for their sunny personality, what they do with their cock, balls and ass is what we are really after! So, don't be shy, let it all hang out and put your best cock forward! Let's Get Ready To Write The Right Way! Ok! See, that wasn't that hard, was it? Certainly nowhere near as hard as the boy I banged last night! Now you know the basics it's time for you to take the bull by the horns, set up a date, come back and share your experience with the rest of the class. Think of it as show and tell for the grown ups! We can't wait to hear what you have to say, and we hope to keep you cumming back for more! TotallyOz cc MaleEscortReview.com 2009

After my last trip to Brazil and hanging out with FloridaRob and BigDaddy, I really do understand the importance of knowing the language. They were able to accomplish so much more than me as they could speak with the boys and not rely on one or two word phrases. As I want to spend a great deal more time in Brazil this year and in the years to come, I want to learn the language. I have purchased the Rosetta Stone DVD's and they are nice but just getting started. BigDaddy recommended http://www.pimsleurapproach.com/ as he said the CD's were all he needed to learn what he needed to know. I am also willing to spend a month or two in an intensive language school in the country. Anyone ever done this before? Recommendations? I saw a few in Sao Paulo and there were 2 I wanted to visit but refused to give me the address until I filled out an online application. I stayed away from those schools. I am willing to do a school in any city as long as it has a decent hotel and some sauna boys. Any suggestions? Or, any other recommendations on other courses?

Excellent advice. Thank you. Agree with you on many things. 117 is my favorite in Rio and spend most of my time there. Have not been to a few of the ones you mentioned but will give them a try on my next Rio visit which is not too far in the future. In Sao Paulo this week, most of the guys were asking 60-70 from Americans. They were all willing to go for less but one guy from Rio wanted 100 and no less. He was the hottest in the place and was in and out at least 5 times that I saw.

If he takes another run for President, I'll jump in on that ship again. He is an amazing man and so little in DC are willing to speak their mind. He does and it is a great mind to boot.

Lucky is alive and well. Never believe death reports unless you are at the funeral. I have been dead a few times only to rise again.

What is your favorite fast food place? Mine is a mix. I love Subway just about anytime day or night. I can get what I want exactly the way I want it. They do have these world wide but not as much as other American chains. Next would be McDonalds. I grew up on this and it was a few times a month we were treated to a cheeseburger here and still I love the place. I know not good for the calories but nothing beats a Quarter Pounder when you are traveling long distance and have only a few minutes to devour something.

No, it was not appropriate. It was not discreet. It was not professional. Regardless of what you think of your clients, they are paying for you to keep the transaction private. I once ran an escort service in NYC. Our largest money making weekend was the Republican Convention in Philly. We sent tons of boys down. One came back and we were watching the speeches and his client was on the tv. A very consertative man with deeply religious politics. It was not our business.

My first Gaiety boy was in the Hotel Carter. It was close by to them and very cheap. The Montreal boys used to love it and the staff there did not give a fuck who came or went.

Dennis has always been my hero. He was my number 1 when the primaries began in the last few elections. He is amazing. Sadly, he is never taken seriously.

Nope. Thus, the easy bypass. Thanks though.

Anyone going to see him when he joins Guys and Dolls? Openly gay and hot as hell!

Well, the last 2 days I have been sick. I got seafood poisoning at a very nice Italian restaurant and ended up in the hospital here. So, no sex at all. But, the Brazilian BF (for a few hours every day before he goes home to his wife) came over and took good care of me, got me some food to eat, water to drink and played games with me. No, not sex games. Reindeer games. I have also incorporated the other suggestions into the articles for the programmers to put on new site. Much appreciated input guys!

Yes, the ad is set by the site.

I do not think the Obama administration will allow any prosecutions to proceed against the top tier. I was quite surprised that Bush did not blanket pardon many in the last day. To me, this says he does believe that he was 100 percent right on all issues. My hope is that prosecutions against any violations of law will proceed. Where would it end? The voters knew what was going on and voted anyway. Do "we the people" go to trial next? IMHO, the world has already convicted us. Now, we need to undo the harm done in the past. Both Obama and Clinton has made gestures to the Arab world. Lets hope that we are able to move forward instead of backward.

The best way is to bookmark: http://www.maleescortreview.com/index.php To my knowledge, the only popup is when you enter the site and enter the enter button. There should not be more popups. Are you getting any others?

I had a great headset for my Mac but it just broke and I'll have to buy a new one for use with my Skype. Any suggestions?

Don't worry Stu. There will be no bitch fights here and we will continue on the same course as the beginning of the site. As TY's code of conduct for the Message boards stated since day 1: MER membership is restricted to Adults Only. That Message Center members shall be expected to behave as adults is not an undue burden. The expected conduct standard for the MER forums is the same as that observed everyday in society by adults in our neighborhoods, towns, and cities. It is based on straightforward mature behavior, civility and courtesy that you find in a neighborhood Pub or Tavern where neighbors and acquaintances joined by occasional strangers come together to socialize in good temper, to share conversation, and to hoist, in moderation, a glass of favorite beer or wine or a cup of coffee or tea. These forums are NOT presented for abusive arguing and name calling, score settling, thread stalking, or general cyberspace blood sport for the chronically bored. As in any Pub or Tavern, an egregiously abusive or chronically problematic customer (member) shall be banned from further post participation. http://www.maleescortreview.com/index.php?...e_center_policy None of this will change.

Expat, my list would go along with yours. Heroes Damages Law and Order Dexter The Closer I have never gotten into Lost but I have it on DVD for when that long week comes when I have time to catch up on it.

Yes, that makes much more sense. But, I would loved to have met the one or two that owned them all. Most websites are owned by one or two people but they are certainly not run by only one or two. It normally takes a team to make a success. The larger the site, the more you need to run it. Most owners do not have the programming ability to program the site so they must rely on others to do that for them. Building a site takes a lot of time, effort and energy. Once built, it is by no means a done deal and you must keep programmers on retainer to take care of issues as they come along.

Living part of the year in Thailand I know just how serious an offense insulting the monarchy can be. With the new party in place, their top priority is protecting the monarchy. The Thai laws against insulting the monarchy are some of the strictest in the world. Here is a BBC news article: The latest edition of UK-based current affairs magazine the Economist has been banned in Thailand, amid local anger over its coverage of the royal family. The Economist's Thai distributor held back Friday's issue - which contains an article about an Australian writer who was jailed for slandering the monarchy. Last month another edition was banned because of an article questioning the Thai king's role in public life. Thailand's laws against lese-majeste are among the strictest in the world. The Economist sent an e-mail to its Asia subscribers stating: "This week our distributors in Thailand have decided not to deliver the Economist in light of our coverage relating to the Thai monarchy." The edition contains an article about Australian writer Harry Nicolaides, who was sentenced to three years in a Thai jail for insulting the monarchy. Nicolaides wrote a novel four years ago, which contained a brief passage referring to an unnamed crown prince. It sold just seven copies. He admitted the charge of insulting the royal family, but said he was unaware he was committing an offence. Official crackdown Nicolaides is just one of a growing number of people being investigated and charged under Thailand's lese-majeste law, as the police and army try to suppress what they fear is a rising tide of anti-monarchy sentiment. And the newly-installed Democrat Party government has said that protecting the royal family is a top priority. More than 3,000 websites have now been blocked, and one political activist was jailed for six years in November for an anti-monarchy speech she made just a stone's throw from the old royal palace last July. Several other people are now awaiting trial. The Economist itself has fallen foul of the lese-majeste law in the past. In 2002 an edition of the magazine containing a survey about Thailand was also banned. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7851177.stm

I have found this show simply wonderful and love every episode. It is clever writing and wonderful original stories. I love Kristin Chenoweth. Her voice is angelic and they are using it more and more. I really loved her when I saw her on Broadway and have enjoyed everything she has done since.

I read the page and really would love to meet those 1 or 2 guys in the business who own all the sites. I need that connection. There are actually tons out there and there is always a way for a smart guy to come up with an original idea and make a small fortune. Ex. Hooboy. Who would have ever thought that an escort review site would generate the income it did for him? It was a brilliant idea and concept and both Daddy's site and this site were the children of M4M. I hope Daddy gets the rest needed. I know from experience that these boards can be hard and very stressful. Being in the hotel with Hooboy on many occasions and watching him deal with some of the guys was stressful for me to even listen to the story. Rest up Daddy and take care of yourself.

Thanks MarcAnthony. A great idea. But, for the expectations of sex, I think we will have to go somewhere between your 6 and my 1 time a day. I am getting old and can't do what I use to be able to do. Although, yesterday I did 3 with no Viagra. But, that was with my lover (as his wife was on the phone) and 2 new boys. The new ones were just yummy and I had to try even if I had to be the bottom.

Another great day of twinks. I had my favorite of last 4 years to my hotel for an afternoon appointment. Then, went to Lagoa and met this divine 19 year old, tall slender, big dick, gay boy. I just had to test the waters and was so glad I did. Afterward, went to Fragata and my boy from yesterday was not there so I tried his friend. Another hot twink. There are a group of about 5 of them that come and go together. I had a fabulous time with him. Again, gay and totally versatile with a nice think cock. At Lagoa the boy asked for 70. I agreed. At Fragata, he asked for 80 and I agreed. However, he would have asked for less had I not been so interested in him my last 2 visits and I had went with his friend and his friend must have told him how easy a mark I was. LOL Although the muscle studs still prevail, there is NO twinklover who would be disappointed in the selection I have seen in Sao Paulo this week.