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If it is a first time client, NEVER accept money upfront. Running an escort service for many years, I never had one boy in trouble with the cops. We did not take money in advance. It was done at the end. It is safer this way for the escort and assures him it is not a set up.

A Long Time Cumming – The Male Escort Review Guide To Weekend And Week-Long Escort Experiences Hello again my pretty pansies, hunky homos and turgid tops and bodacious bottoms! Over the past few weeks I've been giving you the straight dope, inside skinny and deep background on anything and everything involving male escorts. It's just one of the many ways I give all my boys a tip to thank them for their attention to the site. When last we spoke I was writing about how a client can give a man sinfully sensual sexperience. And then the readers of Male Escort Review spoke and said, “Hey Oz, that's all well and good, but why the fuck didn't you talk about long term escort sexperiences?” To which I can only reply: “Do you really think I'd forget about that? Hell, I've had wicked weekends in Bangkok, ball-bursting weeks in Brazil and cock-crazy cruises on the Gulf Coast! When I find a good escort, my goal is to turn him into a long-term habit. I am a cockaholic, after all!” I simply didn't want to confuse the issue in a basic Escort 101 Guide. In fact, I'd already started outlining this delightful little bit of dirt when I saw your comments. So, I'm sure you can see where this is going. Having an hour or even an evening with an escort is one thing. It's the basics. He comes to your place and you cum. Then, the next morning you log into Male Escort Review and give us all the dirty details. What could be simpler? But now, we are going to move on to the advanced course. Because if having a hot horny homo for a night makes you high, imagine having him at your beck and cock for a weekend or longer! That can be an incredible sexperience, but also comes with its own risks to balance out the raunchy rectal rewards. Therefore, it's only fair that if we are going to guide you through doing guys for the short term, we also walk you through the basics of a long-term date – whether it be for a weekend, a week or a whole long while! Of course, it should always be noted that every situation is delightfully different, and life can always throw you a wild card – but these pearl necklaces of wisdom should help you reduce problems and make your extended dates as asstastic as possible! Let's get going! Rule #1: Don't Jump Into The Situation Right Away! We've all been in this situation. We see a hot guy on Male Escort Review and notice that he has a ton of positive comments. Our mind starts to race. We realize we just got a bonus at work and that the government is finally going to bail out our company. So, we think to ourselves, “Damn, I'd like a week with his trouser snake!” Hold your horses, homo! Just because a guy looks great on the site and has pleased a lot of guys doesn't mean he's the right one for an extended engagement. Being around the same escort for a long time means you need to have some carnal chemistry – and that's something you can't control. Therefore, before you even think about hiring him for a weekend or longer, schedule at least one date beforehand and see how it works out. Lots of things could go wrong. His accent might turn you off. He might snore. You might snore. You might have trouble making conversation. These are things you need to know about before you schedule a never-ending date for your nasty needs. That's why you have to put any pay for play gay on a trial run before you do the long term thing – or you may be throwing your money away on a less than sextacular sexperience. We also recommend, if you are thinking about taking an escort on a vacation for a week or more, to do a second trial run of hiring them for a weekend first – so you can make sure the initial sexual connection wasn't simply a one-time thing. My mother, God rest her soul, always told me to NEVER go to the Piggly Wiggly when you are hungry. The same is true for escorts. Don’t book a long term appointment just because you are horny and haven’t had any in a few months. Book an appointment and get off before you set plans in action for a long term gig. Remember, you've got to play in the minors before you hit the big leagues! Rule #2: Trust Your Instincts This rule is for both the clients and the escorts and is very, very important. Before, during and after the first initial encounter, stand back and think about it. If you are a client, don't let the size of his wonder wang cloud your judgment. If you are an escort, don't let the amount of money he's offering delude you. Think back and decide if you've noticed any “warning signs” or red flags about the guy in question. Is there anything that makes you think there might be a problem? If your instincts tell you that for any reason at all this might be a bad idea – just don't do it. The odds of a bad experience occurring increase exponentially the longer you are with a guy. Things that seem like little problems at first can become huge issues. So, be very careful if your instincts warn you off – they are probably right. Rule #3: Don't Hire A Long-Term Escort On The Rebound You may be tempted to hire a long-term escort when you've just broken up with your boyfriend. After all, you are used to regular sex and companionship. You may have booked a cruise for two and be worried that you'll be depressed if you go on your own. You may need to feel loved. This is exactly the wrong time to hire a long-term escort. You still are going to have lots of unresolved feelings going on. This could lead you to act crazy and scare the shit out of your sex slave. It could make you feel even lonelier, because the escort can't replace your love. Or, you may end up spending a lot of the time bitching about your ex and boring your exciting, erotic escort to tears. That's why you should never hire a long-term escort on the rebound. Wait until your emotions are back in shape before you step up to the plate! While I do believe this is true, I have found for me that I get over an ex faster if I have a long-term hire. I am more relaxed, fulfilled and happy. But, it is not as easy as others as I am able to quickly distance myself from someone if I have someone else waiting in my bed. Rule #4: Plan Everything Out In Detail Beforehand! Whenever you book someone for a weekend or more, there are going to be a lot of expectations built up around the experience. You'll be paying a lot of money and therefore will want to get exactly what you are looking for. The only way to make this happen is to plan everything out in detail and let the escort know what you are looking for. This will eliminate the potent potential for disaster. Do you want to spend the entire weekend in your hotel room fucking and ordering room service? Fine, just let him know. Are you planning on taking them out to dinner, a museum or a show? Let him know that as well – if for no other reason so that he will pack the right clothes. I once took a boy to a spa for a week and he needed to know we would be doing hiking, biking and riding horses. Had I not told him, he may have prepared for the gay disco each night and even though he was a diva, seeing him in his Saturday Night Fever outfit on a horse ranch may not have been the safest thing for either of us. Think long and hard about exactly what you are looking for and what you want to do, and your escort may make your dreams cum true! Rule #5: Pay Something In Advance This one is pretty simple. As soon as the first day goes by, find a discreet way to hand him an envelope with some money. That way it's out of the way and neither of you has to worry about it. Do not pay the entire amount up front. That would be nuts. But, do show some token of payment after the first night that you will honor your agreement. What I have done in the past is often agreed to a per day fee and I pay each day that way the guy knows he is getting his money and I know he has enough cash should he decide this engagement is not for him. I have never had a guy bail on me yet but I do treat them with the utmost of respect. Also if he is having a miserable time, I much prefer that he jump on a plane and get the fuck out of there and let me have a good time as usually if the escort is in a pissy mood, it will show and it will make for a bad experience. Plus, he won't be worrying the entire time about whether you will rip him off – and he'll have money in his pocket if any incidentals come up. I will also usually give a certain amount of money per day for spending or shopping. This does not have to be a huge amount but I do like them to know that they have money of their own instead of always waiting for me to offer. It just makes things easier for them. An example would be: when I take a boy to Vegas, I give him 100 USD a day for gambling. They can use it on the tables or they can pocket it if they want. If they want to spend more of their own money, that if fine too but totally up to them. When I am in Montreal, I’ll tell them if they find a boy they want lap dances with, I’ll pay for 5 of them. If they don’t, they can pocket that money. Often a truly gay boy will want to have a few lap dances as he knows I will do the same and I an not jealous at all if he is having a good time. Rule #6: Build In Some Alone Time Ask your married friends - no matter how hot the guy is or how into him you are, it's not normal for two people to spend all of their time together 24/7. This might work for a weekend date; but if it's for any longer period of time, you need to build in some alone time – or you both risk getting on each other's nerves. Remember, the escort is not your slave – he's a human being, and you can't ask him to be “working” non-stop for an entire day. You'll both have a better experience if there is some sort of “time out.” If you are on a cruise ship, one of you can go to the bar and have a couple drinks or hit the pool while the other guy explores the ship. If you are in a hotel, one of you can hit the gym for an hour. I will often tell the guy, “hey, why don’t you go by a new shirt for tonight. Here is some money. Pick out something sexy. Take your time and I’ll see you in a few hours.” They leave and I have my alone time and they will have some as well. It works out for both parties. It doesn't matter what you do; planning out some time apart will help you cum together better. Rule #7: What To Do If It All Goes Wrong We'd like to think that using the Male Escort Review and following all of these guidelines would make it impossible for you to have a bad long-term escort experience. But, people are human and random shit happens in the world. Therefore, no matter how much prep work you do and how good the escort is, there is always the chance that things can go horribly wrong – and you have to be prepared to deal with that possibility. First off, if things start going badly, communicate with each other and try to find a way to work things out. If the problem is not going to go away; end the date as soon as possible and try to come to an arrangement to end it on good terms. The odds of things fixing themselves and getting better are really low. That means if you are in a hotel, get out of the hotel. If you are on a cruise ship, get off at the next port of call. If you are traveling, head to the airport. If the client or escort was violent, go to the police. They'll be much, much more concerned about physical abuse than whether or not a paid companion was involved. You don't want to risk making things worse. Don't worry about the money at that point. Wait a day or two and see if communication is possible to work out the financials. The best way to do this is to figure out how much time was lost and how much the escort was getting paid by hour or day and refund that much money, minus any expenses the escort incurred while leaving. That means that if he had to pay for a plane ticket, that money is subtracted from the amount. Try to make this a win win situation and that is VERY hard but possible. Again, communication is the key. Unless one of you is a total asshole with unreal expectations, you should be able to come to a fair arrangement. An additional word to the wise: If one long term contact with an escort or client goes badly, do not book a second one – even if the guy offers a lot of money to try again. The odds of the shit that made the first contact a problem magically disappearing are really low – and you'll just be setting up more hassle for both of you. The only exception to this rule is if the escort experience went bad because either of you got sick – that can happen to anyone. But in all other cases, the same shit storms will raise their ugly head once again! Don't fall into temptation! The Long Run There you go! That's the basics of long-term boy balling! It's all common sense – the main thing is, don't let your need for greed or the lust of your little head cloud your reasoning! Long-term hook ups are complex – but can lead to great sex! So, as soon as you are ready, go out and get them – and then let Male Escort Review know how it went! We can't wait to hear about your sexperiences! cc MaleEscortReview.com

I have always adored her. But, growing up in the deep South, I was lucky to see her in person many many times. Always a great performance and a joy to see. I am so happy she has been so accepting of gays and a fighter for our rights.

Thanks guys! I am working on a few changes in this. Last call for any other comments.

I hope this is not your last post. If people question you as a new poster it is because of this one post and people did overreact to your question. It was a simple enough question and it seems to me no harm was intended. If people don't want to discuss their gatherings, that is up to them. Not a big deal for me and should not be for you. You asked, you were told it was private and should not be discussed on the board. Like you, I think a little silly but we were not there and if those there don't want to discuss, let them save the discussion. You are welcome to post here at anytime and are most welcome. Each to his own opinion I guess. I happen to disagree with you but I don't visit the other site regularly any longer. Just for clarification, Daddy's site is NOT Hooboy's site. Two totally different sites and companies. I could not agree with you more Jackhammer. I have met some amazing people on both sites that I consider wonderful people and great friends. It is the common bond that binds us. We often are birds of a feather. For those of you who have not attended an event like the one Lucky hosted, I suggest that you give it a try when an offer is extended. They are always great fun and events like these will allow you to meet some amazing people. I hope to goodness this is NOT the case and we will work hard to do everything possible not to let it go that way. To date, IMHO, this site has been civil and cordial and welcoming. I expect it to stay that way or else it is a waste of my time, effort and money. This site gets a lot of personal attention from me as I love the content, I love hookers and I love the communication with others in the forum. I hope it stays this way for a long time to come.

Jackhammer, I am not sure where you see all this anti-daddy comments. There is one thread that we have allowed to let go but it has been edited and many posts deleted because they were in such poor tastes. In that thread, not one Moderator Alert has been sent by anyone. I have kept tabs on it and delete and edited when I felt necessary. If there was something there that should not have been there, someone should have let us know. I do not know all the intricacies of the other site and often the names and games so there are many things that I miss. That is when we rely on members to let us know something gets to personal or violated one of the rules. In the thread currently live, there are many issues that people needed to get off their chest. To simply close it would have caused even more reaction and over reaction. Daddy chose to close the message board for 2 weeks. It is his site and his prerogative to do so. He seems to see himself as the Daddy of the site and members as the children. Having may nieces and nephews that I often have to deal with; one of the best solutions for bad behavior is to give them a time out. Children respond well to that and IMHO is one of the best forms of “punishment” and to get their mind straight. The problem with the board is that the members are not children. They are adults and often-strong willed adults at that. When they are “punished” they need to vent. I know when I get into something that pisses me off; I want to talk about it. I did not see many of the threads as being anti-daddy. But, perhaps I am so far removed from his site to see this. If you are with him in Palm Springs this weekend, perhaps you are too close to the situation and take offense when it was not intended. Perhaps it is somewhere in the middle for both of us. But, please for anyone who sees a post that is inappropriate, hit the report post button and let us know. We will discuss it and take appropriate action. I am not a mind reader and have not gotten one report this entire time. If you keep up with my posts, I am in Rio this week and have been having quite a fun time. I do read all the posts but often miss things and just skim over them. I’ll try to be more careful in my readings but I can’t promise that if I have a cutie next to me that is standing nude and waiting for sex. I will respond to any Reported Posts threads and discuss with moderators. Just hit the button to let us know. We have tried to make a site where all are welcome and feel comfortable and Jackhammer, if you feel we have not done this for you, then I apologize. But, at the same time you need to let us know if anything comes along that is inappropriate.

Indeed they are! Toweless night was great fun. Meo Mundo is in the middle of Centro. It is a ways to get to if you are not familiar with the area. I had no problem for my car to find the place and no problem when I left. The neighborhood seemed safe to me and there was lots of people and traffic around. The entrance is 30R. Drinks are cheap. There are many young looking guys there. I didn't notice as many six packs and muscle boys but there were some. The boys seemed to be your average boy from the area IMHO. I met some really nice guys and some that could speak some English and some that could not. Two boys in particular caught my attention. One was 26, dark black, thin and obviously gay. A great kisser and with a nice dick and ass. He was very versatile and seemed to really enjoy sex. I had a great time with him. The place itself is very basic. It was clean and the staff VERY friendly. I did not feel I was being ripped off at all and that they really wanted me to have a good time. There seemed to me to be 3 floors. The first floor was the dressing rooms and bathrooms. The second floor was the cafe that was large enough to hold everyone. The third Floor was the cabins and a movie room for sex videos. Most of the guys I chatted with asked for 70R. I said no thanks. The black boy was so cute and his tongue was so far down my throat and he asked for 50 and I tipped well. I did not meet the owner but I do think I saw him. The place had many boys and it seemed to be a bustle of busy activity. After this sauna I went to Pointe 202 to check it out. My boy from the last time was there and leaving as I entered. There was not a great selection of boys there so I only stayed about 30 min and then left. I will agree with Tomcal that Mundo is fun and enjoyable. I wonder if it has different boys on the weekends?

I guess I was really ill informed. I thought the majority of the money came from churches and businesses. I was surprised to see so many individuals on that list for large amounts of cash. This tells me we are still really very hated among many and have a far way to go even in Liberal California. Greg, the make sicked me as well. Thanks Bi boy for pointing this out.

My philosophy is always if it is between 2 consenting adults, let them have fun. I am pretty vanilla myself. I know there are rumors to the contrary but it is true. I am the easiest guy on earth to please. A little nipple play and I am yours for life. I think I have gone through many stages. When I first came out, I was a total bottom and only wanted to service guys. I then went to being a total top. I went through the leather/bear seasons. I went to a few sex parties. I tried fisting a few guys (a finger up my ass hurts so a fist would not be possible). I even attempted water sports but have always been horrible at peeing on command. There are few things I would not try and hold no judgments to anyone that likes sex the way they like it and for whatever reasons they like it. I know escorts who have serviced clergy on their alter, senators in their offices, taxi drivers in the cars and numerous other things space and time will not allow. It all seems fine to me. I think acting out sexually with another adult is not only very normal but necessary to staying mentally healthy. If all people were allowed to express their sexual desires without judgment, I think there were be far fewer sex crimes, less sick days and more happy people.

Thanks for pointing out that little paragraph Bibottom.

Tomcal, there should not be the limit there. If you are not using Firefox try it. If not, send them to us at MaleEscortReview@gmail.com and I will take a look at them to see why they are not loading properly.

I agree with you. I am here 2 weeks before Carnival and it is mostly the hotties from Brazil that are here. The hotties from overseas are coming in soon. The hottest boy I ever met was my bf for the last 5 years. I met him in a street fight in Thailand. He was the one with the gun and it turned me on so much. To this day, no other boy compares. However, I keep looking and trying to find one. It is the Neverending Search that I love. Not the actual encounters I meet along the way.

Damm. She knows how to pick them.

Excellent post and I love all the cities you mentioned. My list would be similar but with a few additions. 1. Pattaya, Thailand 2. Bangkok 3. Sao Paulo 4. Rio 5. Barcelona 6. Montreal 7. Prague Pattaya is the most hookers in one spot on the planet. You can pick them up at the mall, walking down the street or while they are working at a 5 star hotel. The city is just covered with money boys. Bangkok is full of some of the most amazing boys but with a lot of wonderful shopping experiences and fun places to go. I put Sao Paulo over Rio mainly because I have more friends in Sao Paulo and it is more comfortable for me. I guess if I ever made good friends in Rio, I may put it higher on the list. I love Montreal and when I was in NYC, it was a monthly trip and loved it there. I have to get back soon. I have never been to the south of Brazil but you have convinced me to go. Thanks.

Again, pointers and suggestions are always welcome! Oz Sell Your Ass With Class – Be The Best Escort You Can Be! Are you a bottom the boys boast about, a terrific top, or voraciously versatile? Or, maybe you are new to the escort scene and are not quite happy with the comments you are getting on Male Escort Review? Either way, you always want to give it your all when you are at a client's beck and call. At Male Escort Review, we took the time to write about how clients should act when they meet a new escort. Then the clients spoke and said: “Hey Awesome Oz – this is all well and good, but shouldn't the escorts get a schooling as well?” Why yes, my pretties! The Yellow Brick Road is a two way street. And you want to be asstastic, don't you? So today we are going to talk about what you can do to be the best escort possible! For some of you, these tips may seem obvious; but as any client will tell you, these ferocious faux pas happen more often then you would think. It's all part of the regular service you get when you put Male Escort Review on your daily list of things to do! After all, being an escort is more than just a sport or hobby – it's a way of life. Rule #1: Update Your Photos Regularly! Not all of your potential clients are wealthy. Many of them have to save up for a long time between escort encounters. That means it's very important that the encounter is special and exactly what he's looking for. A lot of men have very specific preferences when it comes who they want to go to Gaytown with. But, if you show up and don't look like what he's expecting, you may send his boner to Limpville. Small details like your hair, how in shape you are and even your current style sense may be a bigger deal than you think. That's why you should update your photos at least every three months. And, do so even more regularly if you get a haircut, change your gym habits or buy a new wardrobe. You have to be exactly what he's sexpecting! Rule #2: Be Upfront And Honest About Your Experience When a potential client wants you to ball him for Benjamins, it's tempting to want to agree to any sort of activities he suggests as long as they are safe and sane. The problem is that simply because you are willing to do something doesn't mean you are good at doing it. Any sexual act, whether it's taking it up the poop chute for the first time or teabagging the dude while singing “Baby Got Back,” takes practice before perfection. When a client hires you, he does so because he thinks you are going to be particularly skilled at whatever you agree to. That's why if he suggests something you've never done before, you should tell him that you are willing to do it, but that it will be your first time trying it. For some guys, this is far from a turn-off. In fact, quite a few will be eager to pop your sex- while-standing-upside-down-in-a-tutu cherry. But, others will realize that you are not the escort for them - and that's not a bad thing. Sure, you'll miss out on that one appointment – but you won't get a bad review that could cost you thousands of dollars in prospective clients. The bottom line is that you have to be very clear on what you are good at, what's new to you and what you are on the fence about. A little honesty goes a long way. Rule #3: Wash Everywhere Before An Appointment We can't stress this rule enough. Nothing will gross a potential client out more than seeing a bit of toilet paper stuck to your ass, noticing lube from a previous encounter or ball sweat. It's gross. Period. You want to come off as pristine as possible. Don't overdo it with the cologne, but do put on some scent, wash your hair, make sure your ass is clean and don't take a shit within an hour or two of an appointment. One of the biggest complaints we get is about uncut escorts who, for some reason, have yet to learn to pull back their foreskin when they do the cock wash. The result is an otherwise fine escort who smells like week-old brie. Keep the cheese in the fridge where it belongs! Rule #4: Show Up On Time This should be a no-brainer for any professional baller, but you'd be surprised at how often escorts turn up late for appointments – and what a hassle it is. First off, lots of dudes are worried that you are not going to show up and get more and more nervous the later it gets. That doesn't set the right mood. Secondly, it comes off as disrespectful. They are paying you a lot of money for this sexperience, and they deserve your time and effort. Thirdly, in the era of Google Maps and Yahoo! Directions, there is never any excuse to be late. You used to be able to say, “Hey, I had trouble finding your place,” and be believed. But these days it will take you a maximum of 10 minutes of online research to find out how to get to a place, where to park and how much time it will take you. If you can't be bothered to figure this stuff out in advance, you are better off giving it away for free at the local glory hole than trying to support yourself with your wood. Rule #5: Be Prepared Escorting, like many professions, all comes down to good service. Think of it this way – when you stay in a hotel, does it piss you off if you have to call the front desk for extra pillows or blankets? If so, imagine how your client feels if you don't come prepared with everything you need to spill their seed. This means you should always bring condoms and lube with you. Sure, a good client will also bring his own; but you can't count on that. Many escorts also bring a couple sex toys along for the ride. Cock rings are often helpful – particularly if your client is older and may no longer be a hard wood. Rule #6: Don't Be A Clock Watcher We know you have a busy life. We know you may schedule multiple appointments during the day or have to get to class or meet up with your boyfriend. Still, there is no excuse for rushing the experience. It's a huge turn-off for clients when they feel like you are constantly watching the clock waiting for your hour (or two or three) to be over. They want to imagine you are having just as much fun as they are. That's what makes it sextacular for them. Sure, if you don't watch the clock you may end up spending a few minutes longer than the booked time with him – but so what? Ten minutes of your day isn't going to kill you – and might earn you a tip and/or a repeat performance. To make it easier to do this, make sure you have at least a 90-minute break between appointments. That way if one runs late, you won't be playing catch up to get to your next cumtaculous conquest. Rule #7: Don't Mention Other Guys To Your Client For you, the escort sexperience is a job. For your client, it's an extra special part of their week. They want to feel like you are their boyfriend – for an hour at least. The last thing they want to consider is how much cock you’ve made cum, or how many loads you've blown this week. Most want to at least be able to fantasize that you are with them. This means they don't want to hear about your boyfriend, other clients or how popular you've become as an escort. They simply want all of your attention focused on them. Therefore, unless they bring it up, keep your moth shut. Discretion is the better part of valor – and the mystery will help them keep it up! Rule #8: Communication Is Key! The relationship between a client and an escort is just that – a relationship. And communication is the key to any sexessful relationship. That means you can't assume your client is having a good time simply because he isn't complaining. A lot of clients are nice guys who will do what they can to spare your feelings – even if they are extremely disappointed with your encounter. This is exactly how “surprise” bad escort reviews happen. The solution is to keep communicating with your client during the entire session. Ask him if he likes what you are doing. Subtly queery him on whether there is anything you could be doing to make things better. At the end of the date, ask him if he had a good time and if there is anything else he'd like you to do during the next session. All of this will make him feel like his experience is important to you – and help him get the most bang for his bucks. It doesn't take a lot of effort – simply talk to him and listen to what he has to say. Rule #9: Always Try To Make It Extra Special If you've been keeping up with Male Escort Review – and we know you have – you'll have noticed that there was a recent debate about whether or not your client should tip after the encounter. The verdict is in and the results are this: The client can tip – but only if he's gotten exceptional service. A tip is not a requirement when you are being hired for your professional services. Therefore, you can't whine if you don't get a tip; but if you work hard, you should be able to earn one from many clients. The key is to try and go above and beyond the call of duty. An escort encounter should never be a routine sexual experience. It should be sextacular! Compliment him as much as you can. Engage him in conversation. Treat him the way you'd want your boyfriend to treat you. Show an interest in his job. Cuddle with him, kiss him – go out of your way to be the best! The easiest way to do this is to imagine you are the one spending the money on the encounter. Think how you would want to be treated and do that. That, my friend, is the best tip Male Escort Review may ever give you! Go Out And Get Them! OK now, boys, we've dealt with you fair and square. We told the clients how to act and we've schooled you on how to react! So, what are you waiting for? It's time for you to be good boys as you satisfy your client’s naughty nocturnal needs! Don't be Mick Jagger – go out and get some satisfaction! cc TotallyOz MaleEscortReview.com 2009

I am in Brazil and use the google translate service on an almost daily basis. I had a very sexy boy with me this week and he speaks not a word of English and I not a word of Portuguese. So we use this to communicate at times. Not that talking is so important. Anyway, I noticed they have added Thai as one of their translation languages. That will make communication so much easier with some of my special friends there. BTW: the boy with me is 23, tight six pack, blond hair and brown eyes. Looks like he stepped off of a Calvin Klein underwear ad. Brazil is amazing this time of year as Carnival is approaching and all the guys from across the country come here to work in the saunas and the beaches are jam packed every day with eye candy galore. Still missing Thailand though but trying to make the best of things here. http://translate.google.com/

Actually, when I met him at 117, the first thing I said to myself was, "thank goodness Marc is not here or he would take this boy with him for the month and I would not be able to see him." LOL Just Kidding. I would have easily given him up for your company. No shit. He is adorable; in a twink skater surfer kind of way. Not a defined body but a cute thin body with a slight pudge. He is so sweet though and kisses like there was no tomorrow. He had me in one of the movie rooms at 117 biting on my earlobes and kept insisting on a programa. Since he was so sweet, I did it in your honor. If I see him again, I will get a pic. I took my camera with me today but once I saw him, I completely forgot about it.

Fascinating observations. Thanks so much!

I went to Pointe 202 on Sunday night here in Rio and it was fun. There were over 30 guys there. Most were older and more hunky than I like but I was able to find a cute 20 year old who had the body of Adonis. We went for a programa and it was OK. Not the best but not the worst. He said he was gay and did everything but passivo. That was OK with me. He was a bit rushed and he really wanted to come at the end. The room was clean and it was 30R. I did find it strange that he wanted to get the room and me not go to the front. When I checked out, they had my bill ready minus the room on the computer. I paid the guys cash for it all. I wondered if this was a way to get more money than to share with the owner? Not sure. Tomorrow, I want to try MM. Wish me luck. It is no towel night.

Well, I have come to the conclusion that they are in Rio for the month of February. I have been here many times for Carnival and every time I get taken aback by the bounty of bodacious buns and bods. I went to Ipanema beach today to the gay area and there were so many hotties that I didn't know if I should stand and salute or sit and savor. Hot bodies, sexy tight bathing suits that leave NOTHING to the imagination, six packs, tans, and more of all the same. I had a boy I met at the sauna approach me and hang out a bit. He was a blond surfer twink who does not have the 6 pack but does have a sexy smile. He and I chatted and if I had been able to speak the language, perhaps we would be in my room together right now. But, alas, we could not communicate very much. He did give me a deep french kiss and say "sexo" but I wasn't sure if he wanted it there or in my hotel. The thought of sex on the beach brought shivers to my body as I was worried the other beach goers would think I was a beached whale and try to roll me back in the water. The last thing I want is coverage on CNN at Carnival time. Anyway, damm. Damm. The boys here are hot. If anyone who has ever not been to Rio at Carnival time, you must put it on your agenda. It is quite spectacular to see.

The articles written are really for those inexperienced in hiring escorts. I don't think someone like yourself or Marc Anthony would ever view them as something you need to do as what you are doing works and works well for you. Some clients however are very inexperienced and often need a little help in getting started. Once started each person will do their own thing. Me, I tend to hire someone and if good try to turn them into a live in "lover." Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't. Most of the time, the chemistry is just not there for someone long term. As far as your review or lack of review of this guy goes, I have been there so many times it hurts. I have often had experiences where I wanted to write a glowing review but just would not do that as the session itself was not glowing. I have tried to be fair in all my reviews but when I come across someone that does not live up to expectations, I have a dilemma. I don't want to hurt their business but I also want others to be prepared for the same thing. The most common thing for me is that the photos do NOT live up to the actual person. If someone shows me photos of a six pack and they actually have a little gut, it is a huge disappointment for me. I much prefer something honest and real as opposed to someone that is misrepresenting himself. You came to a decision and decided not to write the review. I understand that decision. I have done that in the past as well and most likely will again in the future. I have also come to the conclusion that if others may get a disappointing experience from the guy that reviewers need to make that known and they often do in either reviews or in posts on this message board. I am often too subtle in my words when I should be more expressive but I try t get the point across.

Same for me Adam. I have also made some changes to the article in the tip section. See if this is more accurate of the readerships beliefs.