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Hello again my delicious darlings, happy homos and voracious versatiles. The new Male Escort Review will be launched in just a few weeks; we are almost at the finish line! As you know, part of the process of the raunchy relaunch is to create articles that can help you make the most of your erotic escort sexperience. No matter if you are a naughty novice or an experienced elder, we want you to feel as sincredible as possible! Now, for the most part, when strictly-dickly guys think of hiring an escort it's because they want to hump the rump with a dirty dude who isn't fugly. But, it doesn't always have to be that way. After all, men hire escorts for hours, weekends and sometimes weeks at a time; and there is only so much time you can spend tripping the fuck fantastic. Beyond that, not everyone hires an escort for a friendly fuck. There are a myriad of reasons for hiring an escort, and only most of them are delightfully dirty! Therefore, the Male Escort Review wants to give you a quick guide of ideas for things you can do with an escort beyond the simple suck and fuck. Some of these are naughty, some of them are nice; but each and every one will give your escort date a little bit of spice! A lot of these ideas are foreplay: or as I like to call it, "scoreplay!" Of course, not all of these will be for everyone, and you may have some ideas of your own. So, after you finish reading, we invite you to put your filthy minds to work and send us your own suggestions! Wine And Dine Until You Feel Fine! Having an escort show up at your door, get naked and give you a freaky fuck fest is like going to McDonaldâ's. It tastes great, and is satisfying, but doesn't really give total satisfaction. It's fast food. But, what if you could build up the sexual tension so that your lay for pay is even more sexplosive? There is a reason straight people go on dates instead of to the back rooms of cockalicious clubs! Building up to the sexperience can make it even better. So, why not book your escort for several hours, and take him out to dinner before you go home and screw? You'll have time to get to know your delightful dude, you'll feel good being seen in the company of a gorgeous hunk of man meat and get hot imagining what you can put in his mouth for dessert! Hit The Gym And Watch Him Pump His Muscles! Most escorts are in good shape: in fact, if they weren't, they probably wouldn't be in the business in the first place! Their body is their greatest asset, so why not use it to pump yourself up? It can be a very erotic experience to take your escort to the gym for a workout. Of course, you don't have to pump any iron; you can simply be his "spotter" and watch him lift weights, move his ass on the treadmill and get sexsationally sweaty! Your cock will pump itself up as you see his muscles pump and swell – thinking about what it will be like when you see him hit the showers! All you have to do is figure out how to keep your hands off of him until you get back to your pad! Use Him As Bait At Your Local Boy Bar! If there's one thing I've learned over the years, it's that the smell of cock attracts cock. That's why when you hit a dry spell it never seems to end, but once you get laid, you start getting offers for gangbangs. Is there some cute kid, tasty twink or total top at your local gay club that you've had your eyes on for weeks or months? Has it seemed almost impossible to get his attention? Maybe he just needs to see that you are getting some. That way, you get rid of the worst cologne of all - "Eau de Desperation." Tell your escort to go to the bar without you. Then, you can show up at the bar and start to chat him up. When he starts talking with you, then dances with you and finally takes you home, it will look like you picked up one of the hottest men in the bar “ and people will notice! Of course, this only works if he's not obviously bought and paid for, so tell him to make it a little subtle “ and, perhaps, even flirt with a few other guys before you accidentally run into him and get lucky! You may have all the dudes dying for your dick the next time you hit that dirty dive! Take Him To A Sex Club! Sex parties are a great place to bring an escort. Whether it's a gay swingers club or a private sex party, having an escort at your side will increase your cockularity. And, it means you'll never have to worry about not having a hottie at your beck and call should most of the guests turn out to not be up to your high standards. If you are a voyeur, you'll get the chance to watch him suck and fuck; if you are an exhibitionist, you'll be able to show off while he works your body to the max. Beyond that, having him will allow you access to the other hotties – after all, you could offer to trade him for a half hour or so in exchange for someone else's paid for pet! Live Out Your Straight Boy Fantasies! Who among us hasn't lusted after a hunky dude, only to find out that he likes the taste of tuna more than the sweat meat? Sometimes it seems like all the horny hotties are straight! We've all jerked off about pulling a dude from the dark side over the pink team; yet, it rarely happens. Sure, a six-pack might get you horny dude to let you blow him, but you'll never get a full sexperience. But, an escort can make these dreams a reality! If you want to spend a little bit of extra cash, you could have him go to a bar with his girlfriend and have them put on a show of flirting with each other or even kissing until you move in for the kill. Then, as you approach him, he can gradually start paying less and less attention to his "girlfriend" and more and more attention to you, until he finally ditches her and comes back to your place. If you don't want to have to pay for the girl, a cheaper way to have this play out is to simply pick him up in a bar and have him role play that he's straight and never done this before, until you get him back and convert him to the power of the penis! It could make for a sexsational evening! Divine Al Fresco! We all like the way our escorts taste: after all, the masculine musk is part of what makes men a must! We also like to eat “it's one of the most basic human drives - so why not combine the two? No, I don't mean taking him out to dinner“ have him become part of the dinner! Your escort's body can become the ultimate dining room table. Make sure he doesn't wear any cologne or wash with a scented soap. You want him as natural as possible. Then, have him strip naked and lie down on the bed. You can then cover his abs, belly, legs and "other areas" with sushi, cheese, sausage or any other kind of bite-sized food you like. Now, eat it off him slowly. You'll find your belly start to get full while your cock swells as it enjoys the taste sensations that are rocking the nation! Make Your Own Porn To Savor The Moments For Years To Cum! It's no big secret that many of the more popular escorts work in porn and many of the biggest porn stars also work as escorts. Dreaming about being a porn star yourself is a very common fantasy. There is the idea that no matter what we look like or how old we are, we could be a lust-producing love machine! But, most of us wouldn't want to really be in porn because we have bosses, sisters, wives or boyfriends that we wouldn't want to expose our dirty desires to! Enter the escort experience! Obviously you'll have to tell your escort in advance that you are thinking about doing a little film noir, but most of them will be into it, as long as you can afford to pay a little extra. To make it even more fun, if you've hired an escort who is also a porn star you can have one of his movies playing the background while you film your sexperience! All you have to do is set up a video camera on a tripod and you can make your own personal porn with your private porn star! You can play the tape over and over again and get the most bang for your buck possible! Have An Erotic Wrestling Match And See Who Gets Pinned Down First! Are you so versatile that you can't decide if you want to top or bottom? I understand. It's all part of the give and take of being a glorious gay guy! So, why don't you let the situation determine if you are going in or out? Why not hold your own personal erotic wrestling match with your escort boy? You can do it naked or clothed – depending on how much man-to-man contact you can take before you reach the height of your sexpectations! Have both of you start at the count of three and then go for each other. Whoever gets pinned first is the fucker who will get fucked! You could do a few rounds, or simply have it be winner take all. Of course, you'll have to find an escort that is as versatile as you are; but if you read Male Escort Review often enough, that shouldn't be too much of a challenge. All you have to do is decide whether you want to win or lose! It's Audience Participation Time! Ok, my pretty perverts and penis pleasers, you now know my favorite escort fun and games. But, Male Escort Review is an interactive sexperience. I'm not here to simply lecture you I want to know about the fun and games you have discovered as well. After all, one of your fantasies could lead me to have a naughty but nice night! So, I implore you my lovelies, tell me what sort of fun escort activities you've discovered and enjoyed. Tell me what hasn't worked. We want to here from you so that all of us will keep cumming back for more! cc MaleEscortReview.com 2009-2010

Who do you think will win the award this year? Will my favorite The Reader take home the award? Will Sean Penn get one for Best Actor? What about Kate Winslet? A great thread has been going on for a bit in The Pub about all the nominations. http://www.maleescortreview.com/forum/inde...?showtopic=3265 I have tried to see as many of the nominees as I can and have enjoyed seeing so many new movies this year. We are going to have a contest. The person who has the most picks for the award will win a One Year Gold membership to this site. This will allow you to see all enlarged photos as well as many porn video feeds. Fill out the attached form and e-mail it back to me 12 hours before the televised award ceremony and you will be entered into the contest. When you fill out the form, also put your screen name from this site and your e-mail address. You can mail to: TotallyOz@mac.com or fax to 2128981173. If you don't know how to scan this in and fax or e-mail, simply write out all the information and e-mail it back to us. The person with the most correct wins. It is as simple as that. If more than one has the same number of correct entries both will win. If more than 3 have the same number, we will draw two from those entries. Good luck! OscarPrintableBallot_81st.pdf

I was finally able to see Slumdog Millionaire. It was excellent and I really loved this movie. I could see why the members would vote for it. However, IMHO The Reader was better in many aspects and I'll be pulling for it.

He was cute and did a great job. He learned English for this role. A smart lad as well. He is currently working on a German film called Same Same but Different in Cambodia. If anyone has been to Thailand, you will know this saying as that is one shirts all over Thailand. The Thai's say Same Same all the time. Can't wait to see what that movie is about. Did anyone see his first German movie? What did you guys think of the Wrestler?

Townie, I am GREAT with directions. If you ever need a navigator on one of these road trips, I am happy to assist.

There was a great episode about this on Private Practice recently. Some people get things in their minds and they won't let it out. With something as horrendous as autism, I am sure many look to blame something. I am sure I would be looking for anything in the world to blame to try to come to terms to understand this. It is so much easier to accept medical problems with ourselves than it is with our children.

Thanks so much for sharing. Great photos and wonderful to look at. Here are a few of my favorite boys.

I saw The Reader today and loved it. From the moment it started to the very end with the credits rolling, the movie held my attention. It was superbly done and acted. Also saw The Wrestler and agree that Mickey did an outstanding job. For me, the movie was hard to watch at times and I found myself wanting to shed a tear more than once. He did a great job with the movie and so did Marisa.

I think it was the first prime time major network reality show. MTV's Real World was the first biggie. I love the mind games played and the ability for others to use their minds to change the outcome of the game. It really is more of a mind game that one of the strongest person. Last season I loved to watch the way it worked out that 2 of the weakest players dominated the season. A little nerd and his girl controlled the outcome for most of the season. When an alliance is formed and they stick together it is hard to stop them. I like watching others try to break up the alliances and try to vie for a million dollars.

Yes. My favorite show. One of my favorite countries. Favorite quote from first episode: Tyson: I'll get a tierra, a man tierra.

I want to see them all. I have had limited access but hope to find them soon. I did see Milk and loved it. Sean Penn DESERVES something for this performance.

LOL I don't always get irony in person until I see the person's eyebrows raising awaiting my response. I am normally not involved in the conversation and looking at the hot boy that just passed. My attention span is not good.

Good point. Glad you love the site! We love people who love the site.

LOL I don't always get irony in person until I see the person's eyebrows raising awaiting my response. I am normally not involved in the conversation and looking at the hot boy that just passed. My attention span is not good.

Not Just For Balloons Anymore – The Male Escort Review Guide To Beautiful Blowjobs Let's talk about cock, baby. You know – a long, hard, pulsating penis. The kind that sticks straight up in the air and makes your mouth water. Let's talk about being on your knees in front of a big strong man, unzipping his jeans and smelling his manly musk, while you unleash his delicious dick. There you are. It's right in front of your face. You can feel the heat coming off of it. It's hard because it wants you. It wants to feel your warm, wet mouth envelop it. It yearns. It hungers. Your heart starts to beat faster. It wants to be worshiped until it sprays its heavy cream all over your face, chest or wherever you want it. But, maybe you're nervous. Maybe you've never done this before. You want to please his horny homo man meat, but you are worried you'll disappoint him. Perhaps you are only 18 or 19. Or you are older and in the closet, and have only had your face buried between pussy before. What do you do? You know he's waiting for it. You know he wants it. You know that deep down in your soul, you need to do it. The desire for dick is like a virus running through your soul. This is the moment of truth. Are you going to give him a cumtastic experience, or are you going to blow it? It's not like you can ask your mom or dad for advice on being a cocksucker. And you know you can't trust porn – because porn lies. Yet, you don't want to go by trial and error! That's when you come to the Male Escort Review. Yes, we know that many of you are very experienced sword swallowers, but there has to be a first time. We understand that many of you cum here (and look for escorts) because you are trying to get some experience. We've created the articles here on Male Escort Review with newbies in mind. In the past we've told you how to handle your first escort date and how to have your first anal adventure. Today, we are going back to the basics by providing you with Blowjob 101: The Guide To Giving Great Head. Because we all know that anyone who has ever said, “There is no such thing as a bad blow job” doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. So, let's get ready to blow the men away! Don't Jump Right In For The Kill! When you see beautiful boy cock, your first instinct may be to pounce on that penis. After all, if it's your first time you want to find out how it tastes, smells and feels first hand – so to speak! But, as any sexperienced dude will tell you, timing is everything. And good things cum to those who wait. The way to make your dude really moan, groan and be hard as stone is to tease him a little bit first. Kiss his thighs. Put your hands on his legs. Cup his ass with one of your hands. Then, stick out your tongue and lightly touch the tip of his penis and pull back. Kiss around the head. Slowly move his foreskin back. Look up at him so he knows you are getting ready to do it. Make him wait for it. Then, once he's quivering in anticipation, slowly take him into your mouth. But don't start going full steam ahead right away. Move your mouth up and down slowly at first and then gradually increase the speed. Stop every so often at first to pull back and look up at him. He'll be practically begging for you to get back to your job. By teasing him this way, you'll slowly build up his experience and his orgasm will be much more powerful than if you just went at it from the start. Just Because He's Sensitive Doesn't Mean His Cock Is While many of us were happy horny homos starting in our early teens, there are also a lot of us who were late bloomers. And in that case, we may have much more sexperience tonguing the tuna tunnel than sucking the cock fantastic. This experience, while often more traumatic than tasty, can skew our first fun with fabulous fellatio. The fact is that clitorises are insanely sensitive pieces of equipment that need a light touch. His cock isn't like that. Think about what you do when you jerk off. You grip that motherfucker and pound it for all it's worth, don't you? Now, as we said before, you don't want to jump right in with full-on sucking. You do have to start slow; but once the teasing is done, go for it. Unless you are the Muscles From Brussels, it's going to be pretty hard for you to give too strong a blowjob. Wrap your hand around that sensuous sausage. Hum on it like a Hoover. Pound away at it and pick up speed until your hand is a blur. Gulp it down with gusto! Wetter Is Better This should be fairly basic, but I've been with a lot of younger guys who didn't pick up on this until I had to point out how to please my penis. You need to get his shaft as wet as possible before you start doing anything serious with it. You can do this in several sexy ways. Slowly rub it up and down the shaft. You'll avoid chafing and it will feel much more sextacular. Use your saliva and drool over his shaft to make it wet. Don't worry that you might look silly doing it – as long as you are paying attention to his cock, he won't give two shits about how dainty you are being. Should you have dry mouth, break out the lube – which you should always bring with you on any date. It might taste a little gross at first, but remember, he's going to be filling your mouth with a tasty treat soon enough! The Hungry Man – The One Move That Will Blow Him Away! This is where porn fails us. More often than not, it shows the dude jerking up and down on the shaft while the guy sucks on the head of his manly man's meat. While this will make him cum, there is a secret technique that can do this one even better. I call it the “Hungry Man.” Instead of going up and down on the shaft, just keep gripping UPwards on the shaft, from the base to where it goes into your mouth, alternating with both hands, almost like you're frantically trying to feed the dick to yourself. This works well on two levels. One – it keeps constant contact on the top of his shaft where he is most sensitive. Two – it works psychologically because it makes him feel like you are desperately in love with and hungry for his cock. Once I started trying this technique, I went from getting compliments on my blowjob skills to getting stunned superlatives. If you do this, you'll stand out from the crowd and hear him moan loud! Try The Teeth – It Can Be Turgidly Tantalizing! I know this may sound scary. After all, teeth are not something a lot of newbies think about when you think about cockalicious cravings. And obviously you don't want to bite or do anything that would risk breaking the skin. But, for many guys, using a little bit of teeth can be a wonderful thing. You just have to be careful. What works for many men is just lightly grazing your teeth just below his fireman's cap while you suck on the tip of his penis. You do have to be careful with this carnal clamping. Some men will love, lust and laud you for it. Some will be a bit turned off. The key is to start of lightly and gage his reaction. If he seems put off in any way, stop and try another technique. But, if he doesn't protest, apply a little more penile pressure. You want to use just enough to make him feel the friction, but not enough to make him worried about becoming a eunuch. Give Him The Finger Giving a bangtastic blowjob isn't just about the cock. It's about everything and anything anywhere near his rod of love. Tongue his balls, lick the area between his nuts and asshole, and more importantly – give him the finger. Once again, you don't just jump into this. Wait until he's getting hot and heavy and until your hand is wet with his pre-cum, your spit or some lube – or a combination of all three. Then, start lightly rubbing around his asshole. Be gentle at first, and then very slowly slip your index finger inside. You don't want to rush this or you'll hurt him. Now, once you are there, keep sucking like the cockaholic you are. Don't finger fuck him unless he tells you to. Moving your finger in and out of his ass is, in general, not the best way to push him over the edge. Instead, by wiggling your digit around you'll find the end of his prostrate. Stimulating him here while sucking his giant Johnson will give him the mother of all orgasms. Don't get put off if he's a very masculine dude. Even total tops tend to love a little anal invasion. Curly Q's And Shaft Tasting! As mentioned before, porn fails us when it shows the dudes just pumping up and down on the shaft. There are so many other, better possibilities. The Hungry Man is my default choice for a cock-tail, but you can also play around in other ways. A particularly popular plan to play with a penis is the do the Curly Q. Instead of moving your hand up and down the shaft, move it in circular motions around the shaft itself. Make corkscrew like motions up and down. Involve his foreskin, if he has any, in the entire process. In the meantime, don't let him get dry. Rub your lips and tongue up, down and around the entire shaft to keep it as wet and sexsational as possible. Going In Deep Deep throating is not for pussies, but it is something a lot of guys are very, very into. Whether you want to do it or not is a matter of personal preference and practice. The odds are you won't get it right the first time, but if you keep at it, it could help bring your face fucking to fabulous new levels. I've always found that the easiest position for deep throating is having the man lie flat on his back on a decent sized bed. Then sit however you are most comfortable - Indian style, kneeling, whatever - it doesn't really matter. Just position yourself just about parallel to the guy's belly, and she should angle the front of your body toward his crotch. This will put you in a position where it's easier for you to control the situation and ease his cock down your throat at a speed you are most comfortable with. You'll probably gag the first time out, but after a couple of attempts you'll learn to relax your throat and take it like a man! Ready, Set Blow! Ok, so here we are again. You drop to your knees. You are ready to worship your first man with your mouth. He's strong and virile. You are weak for his body. The tasty treat is just seconds away. And because you've read the Male Escort Review, you are about to take a chunk of wonderful cock into your mouth. You can thank us after you've brushed your teeth! cc MaleEscortReview.com 2009

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. 5. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don't take that paper bag off your face. 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes I'm so good at telling lies! 9. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 10. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'Go to h*ll.' 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.

I like you Lucky. You have a good sense of humor and I really appreciate that. Few have it but you for sure are one of them. You are right. Hooville was coined for Hooboy's site. That site is gone. You can choose to called Daddy's forum Hooville, Hookerville, Shitsville Deejville or Luckyville. That doesn't change the fact that it is actually Daddy's forum and nothing to do with Hooboy or his site. I like your logic and it works well for both of us. I think I'll choose to start calling this Hooville forum. I can switch that over if I choose as well. I think I already have a ad ready to go for the Palm Springs gay mag. Yes, thanks I do remember being invited 2 years ago. I was in LA and close to the event and really wanted to attend. Alas, this year, my invitation got lost in the mail. Those fucking postal workers. Good for me as Rio was calling me. However, had your Martha Steward invitation arrived in his pretty pink ribbon, I would have most defiantly attended.

Tonight a Thursday, I went to 117. It was a nice crowd but it was VERY rainy outside and many boys did not show. I did find a giant 6'4 stallion to have fun with. He was very sexy and enjoyable. He asked for 70. I paid him that plus a tip and he then asked for another 10R for entrance. LOL He blew a second repeat. Once a deal is met and even a tip given, to ask for more is rude IMHO. But, that is just me. I had fun anyway. Friday night is the anniversary of Pointe 202 and it supposed to be busy and good. We will see.

Queers have money. Many in NYC right now do not. The large venues are mostly straight. When I lived there there were so many large gay nights on Saturday and Sunday that you could barely choose between them. What has survived over the years pales in comparison to what it once was.

Thank you most kindly for the invite. If I am in the USA then, I will attend. I still don't know where I"ll be the week after Carnival but if perchance the USA is the destination, I have always wanted to visit Phoenix.

Just so it is clear; Hooville is http://www.hooboy.com I took a look and did not see the post there. I did see it at Daddy's site. So, now we have it all cleared up. Thanks Lucky. Great report and sounds like you guys had a blast.

Read on the Internet that he is not out yet. I thought it was obvious. But, I guess not. Anyone know the scoop? AfterElton says he refuses to discuss it.

It would be nice to see if the economy will open some of the larger venues up to gays. Interesting article. Thanks.

Well, thinking about what you said, the defense would have a hell of a time if they are able to get a hold of all their computers as if the boy was sending them naked photos, if those photos were underage as well, then all will have child porn on the computers. This might turn into one huge mess for the prosecution and the town.