While you’re at it babies who cry should be thrown off the plane, children who kick the back of seats too, people who talk too loud on long haul, people who stand in the aisle talking to a ‘friend’ with their bum 2 inches from your face, anyone who smells. There are many annoyances on a plane, get over them or upgrade.

You have a few of my personal hates listed there forky, I would also add tossers that wear their backpacks onto planes and then keeep hitting others with them when trying to take them off in narrow aisles, they should be made to remove them before they get on the plane or not be allowed on until they do.

I find being up the pointy end of the plane solves all problems

 

I’ll take an obese live one over this any day

 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/plane-passengers-forced-sit-dead-9027604