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Porto Alegre & Curitiba - Nov/Dec 2017 - a memoir.

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    Yes!... it's the moment Riobard's been waiting for... the END! Which of course means more of the same old guff... explicit gift giving... full frontal pricing... and even more "Who gives a fuck i

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Day 13: Tuesday - Curitiba

 

Botanic Gardens

Famous for its greenhouse based on Crystal Palace... it’s got a little river thing spouting up in the centre… and a little stream then runs out underneath the greenhouse.  There a few stepping stones to use to enter the place… it’s all too twee…

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... And their living Christmas tree... a cone shaped affair covered in red bromeliads, topped off with gold star. 

...It all looks incredibly communist...

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Day 13 - Curitiba (cont)

 

Sauna Opinião

I start with a repeat of Pica-Pau... he's still the same... still fairly emotionless but does the job... and I think he's beautiful...

Agreed 100

Paid 120

 

Vito

He's both ativo and passivo... wants 150... I say 100 and more if he's good... we go to a room...

He jumps on the bed... arse in the air and is slapping his backside... he is throwing himself at me for passionate kisses... he’s actioning me to constrict his neck... we kiss... he's all over the place... he doesn't suck... we try a number of positions but it doesn't go in... I don't understand... he's not pulling away... he's just not pushing down either... after going through the motions, he admits he's not passive at all... but he "wants to be" !???... abandon ship.  Another liar.  Is this what Curitiba is all about?

Agreed 100

Paid 100

 

Gustavo Henrique

We're both leaving different rooms at the same time... 2 seconds later he's in my room... he kisses well... he sucks with no qualms... and he gets fucked...

Perhaps not someone I'd usually choose... but it saved me moping in the bar...

Agreed 100

Paid 120

 

The rest of the night is just spent looking for anything else.   There's nothing.

 

One guy... thin and strutting around says he's both... that he was last passive 3 weeks ago... but I just don’t believe them anymore...

 

Burger... Strawberry split... bed.

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Totally Oz, I would say I would not mind some tips about how to knit together the vast volume of info about money spent and how to transcend those aspects that often end up with argumentative volleying, but I have got it down for myself. It only took a few days of sex worker encounters to nail it down. Have been at it for many decades. 

As a result, I find reading the threads rather like a day of interesting or expedient shopping interrupted by having to DIRECTLY witness long lineups of cart cashouts where some shoppers are extra vigilent (Sp?) about payment process. I can read a book at the store if I need to fill in dead time, for example, but I find it takes a lot of effort to sift thru the reports here. The yawning is contagious, I might add. A deficiency on my part.

Perhaps I might dramatically change up my perspective by taking the lead on initiating a novel Pulitzer Prize category for the economic specifics of prostitution-centric forum platforms ;)

Better yet, I would be keen for posters who are itemizing their garoto cashouts, or their fans, to review and hightlight the ONE brief slice of a related report that exemplfies the attention-grabbing creativity that some readers find noteworthy if not awesome. How might a "byte" be stuctured and packaged, so to say, if there were to be a hypothetical marketing ploy to attract more contributors, not just a handful of BT members but a larger community of posters. I seem to be missing it so far. A deficiency on my part, surely. One of many.

 

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1 minute ago, Riobard said:

Totally Oz, I would say I would not mind some tips about how to knit together the vast volume of info about money spent and how to transcend those aspects that often end up with argumentative volleying, but I have got it down for myself. It only took a few days of sex worker encounters to nail it down. Have been at it for many decades. 

As a result, I find reading the threads rather like a day of interesting or expedient shopping interrupted by having to DIRECTLY witness long lineups of cart cashouts where some shoppers are extra vigilent (Sp?) about payment process. I can read a book at the store if I need to fill in dead time, for example, but I find it takes a lot of effort to sift thru the reports here. The yawning is contagious, I might add. A deficiency on my part.

Perhaps I might dramatically change up my perspective by taking the lead on initiating a novel Pulitzer Prize category for the economic specifics of prostitution-centric forum platforms ;)

Better yet, I would be keen for posters who are itemizing their garoto cashouts, or their fans, to review and hightlight the ONE brief slice of a related report that exemplfies the attention-grabbing creativity that some readers find noteworthy if not awesome. How might a "byte" be stuctured and packaged, so to say, if there were to be a hypothetical marketing ploy to attract more contributors, not just a handful of BT members but a larger community of posters. I seem to be missing it so far. A deficiency on my part, surely. One of many.

 

That is you. You have it down. Other don't. Why try to deprive them?

And, like I said, I appreciate the details. Some of us like more details.  Why try to deprive us?

My motto is if you don't like what someone is posting, fine, move on to another thread.  No need to nitpick someone who is contributing!

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On ‎06‎/‎01‎/‎2018 at 4:44 PM, Tartegogo said:

You have?

Later edit: You are replying to my post, but I now think you are not talking about me in that specific paragraph, right? I mean I don't mind if you were, I am just unclear.

Dude.  You seriously need to chill out.  

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23 minutes ago, mark123 said:

Dude.  You seriously need to chill out.  

I am very confused by your post. 

I am perfectly chill. 

I was just just wondering if @floridarob saw me in the sauna back in December, since I didn’t see him.

What is wrong with wondering that? We could have talked about some of the boy’s qualities and exchanged tips on who to hire. 

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On 27/12/2017 at 9:58 PM, Tartegogo said:

This guy has far more stamina than I do!

I am very impressed! 

Indeed. Next time I go to to POA, I will certainly have a look to Plataforma and check this vivalocal site. Have you tried the "disponivel.com" site ? 

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Yes!... it's the moment Riobard's been waiting for... the END!

Which of course means more of the same old guff... explicit gift giving... full frontal pricing... and even more "Who gives a fuck if they've even got a name?" personal snippets...

 

 

Day 14: Wednesday - Curitiba

Today I explore the city centre... and it seems a lot more conventional... wide streets... parks and squares... not the Blade Runner set that is Porto Alegre's downtown.

 

There's a large park called Passeio Publico (I think)... which has bird enclosures... snake house... aquarium... very interesting... all free... all just walk in.

 

Next Praca Osorino - a very busy square with lots of cottaging in the public toilet... unfortunately I don't possess the currency to make that work... so I sit outside...

 

Two guys on a bench… They’re both garotos.

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The one on the right approaches me - neck tattoos++ - he's called Lucas... he seems like a nice guy… he offers himself for 70R and suggests a nearby motel...

...but I've got my bag, my cards, my phone... it's all too much of a risk...

 

Last stop is Rua 24 Horas - a shopping mall which... you guessed it... closes at 11pm! 

Another homage to the Crystal Palace I think....

 

 

Wednesday Night

It's Sauna Opinião's big night!!!... and the place is teeming with rent boys...

 

The skinniest guy in the building has parked himself in the outdoor seating area.  He’s alone and looking at his phone.  I go outside.  Do the overlong stare.  He smiles.  He approaches.

 

Wellington

 

…who admits that he is active only... and, given this breath of fresh honesty, I suggest 50 for kisses... 

I suggest getting a room... he suggests not wasting my money... and he leads me around upstairs until he finds an out of the way spot... he ushers the other guys away... and he kisses well... a nice guy...

His street look is the sort of thing they're all wearing.

 

Next I speak to a guy who also admits he too is active only... Is Wednesday night Truth Night?... I can't remember his name... but he wastes no time dragging Gustavo Henrique (from yesterday) to my table.  Gustavo is keen for another payday and offers himself for 70.  We again go to a room and he does it all.

Agreed 100

Paid 120

 

And so the bar is shaping up... the clients tend to gather and chat in groups (like around a massive table)... the boys mill around, hoping to attract attention...

 

He's been sitting on a stool, rather aloof and not part of the "gang", since I arrived... he's dressed like how your mother would choose to dress you... nice shirt... nice jeans... and as I'm working my way through waist measurements, he's next!... we make eye contact...

 

Romeo

 

Yes!

…he says he's passive!...  He asks for 120.  I say 100 and more if you're good.  He agrees...

 

And he is bloody AMAZING!

 

Kisses with passion... sucks forever... and then rides me and rides me... stands and gets fucked... turning for kisses throughout.  It's like real sex.

 

His body is muscular... taut and smooth... he has a beautifully shaped muscular backside... he's unbelievable.  We're sitting there... clearly pleased to be with one another...

 

I realise the chances of finding anything remotely comparable to him are nil... so I make him an offer he cannot refuse... 500 total to come back to my hotel until 11pm (I'll need to sleep rather than worrying about his departure in the morning)... he agrees.

 

We walk to the hotel.  Buy him some drinks.  We chat.

His hope for the future is to be a body builder... is that a job?...

He has a number of problems.... I noticed that he held tightly onto the handrail and closed his eyes in the lift... he has difficulty getting an erection (which he blames on diabetes and hypertension medication that he's taken today)...

That said, he does manage to get a temporary erection later which he is overjoyed with!...

He's bisexual... has a son... works as a waiter... gets 1200 per month... he was given up for adoption at 1 because the father refused to believe he was his son... adopted by alcoholics who beat him... he left home at 14... he's totally adorable.

We chat away... he readily corrects my Portuguese... he finds it strange when I tell him he's like the best of the POA passivo boys... he says most Curitiba clients are passive so his work is limited... he asks about life in London... he seems like a small town boy with little experience of other places... he google translates to say that his job is difficult when he has to leave but he wants to stay (meaning with me!)

 

And then a marathon of kissing... him sucking me... me rimming him...

 

He asks if I'm ticklish?

I don't think so.

He's referring to the roof of my mouth... and then sets about demonstrating...

 

Every now and again when he pulls back from kissing, I see Leandro.

These guys look similar.

I feel bad for thinking that.

 

He's totally adorable.

Whatsapp exchanged.

He gets dressed.

 

Then he pulls out a knife...

 

(the pause was simply for dramatic effect)

 

...to show me the lengths he has to go to to protect himself on the streets... he says everywhere is dangerous at night.

 

Agreed 500

Paid 600 + CK One Red

 

The perfect ending.

Totally adorable.

But I don’t see myself ever coming back here.

 

 

Day 15: Thursday - Sao Paulo

 

Terrible flight from Curitiba to Sao Paulo (where my possessions are taken out of the overhead lockers to make room for people who've brought larger items)

 

And then a purposeful 7 hour stopover in Sao Paulo before the London Flight

 

Here’s my Tomcal-ian plan…

 

4.15pm Flight arrives at GRU

1hr Uber to Fragata (after ages trying to find the Uber)

6pm Arrive Fragata

8.20pm leave Fragata

1hr Uber to GRU

9.30pm Security etc

11.40pm Flight leaves

 

Yes!... all this for 2.5 hours in Fragata!

 

I don't know... this had seemed like a great plan... but I'm tired... and a 1hr+ traffic jam drive with no air conditioning has left me baking up.  I'm hot.  I don't know what’s wrong but I feel ill.

 

Fragata on Thursday has lots of garotos and not many clients.  The boys are milling round.  A few come and introduce themselves.  There's a HUGE tall muscular guy with bald head and long beard... must be late 30s... there's an incredibly FAT one who keeps waving his penis around... there are even very short guys...

 

I'm not really up to doing anything… but in the sake of seeing a plan through…a kiss, chat and photo marathon…

 

Fernando

 

has a wife and child... works as a gogo boy... gives himself a fake name here... wants to be able to buy a house... he earns about 1200 from gogo-ing... I kind of liked him because he got upset when another garoto tried to touch his hair when he was sitting alone at a table...

 

 

Wizzys

 

I have no idea if this is his real name… but he said it was and anyway it’s tattooed on his arm... he had been asking me if I liked bad boys?... “Never” I told him…. he's from Salvador and his parents are dead.

 

Leonardo

 

I suppose he was the prettiest guy in the place... he's from Sao Paulo... like the others he's active (but he asks how much I'd pay for him to be passive)... the answer tonight is nothing… he carefully takes off his chains before lying on the bed and places them on paper towels on the floor before lying on the bed... says it's too dirty.

All agreed 100

All paid 100

...but then all they had to do was lie on a bed and kiss and chat...

 

Uber back to GRU.

Much less traffic.

Everything went smoothly

 

....you should see the guys standing in the queue to board…

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