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Riobard

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    Riobard got a reaction from Olddaddy in Being fit for your travel   
    “I’m happy to stand, guv’nor. Your rucksack looks frailer than me and exhausted. Cheers.” 
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    Riobard reacted to Grahm1eta in Sauna Health and Safety   
    Assuming you are on prep, what sort of health practices do you follow when engaging providers? For example, do you query testing information? Sorry if this sounds like a naive kind of question, just trying to get a gauge of what reasonable safety looks like..
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    Riobard got a reaction from vinapu in Starving actor?   
    Seems transparent enough to me. “Professional work in the … fantasy … space … tithe in hand”
    The nuance you seem to be missing is the 10% of your WEHO harvest to meet whatever philanthropic obligation his standard is. 
    Let not your bellow of rage trail off into a whimper as the last of your fortune escapes your grasp … I’m not too worried about that for you, maybe others though. 
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    I think she got offed easy, i wish my hair can solved my debt lol 
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    Riobard got a reaction from Olddaddy in Be called the P word   
    This story explains why I’d consult counsel first when spontaneously stopped to take a multigenerational family photo, pricing regulatory risk accordingly. And display my rate card with required minimum, as well as contract application. Separate brochure and adjusted fees in German for making one. 
    It’s all very solemn but one can always break the ice by joking “OK, where is it?” Unless, of course, German (see above). 
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    Riobard got a reaction from SBL in Where is he now?   
    So who but a sick attention-seeking jack astor of a fcuk would dredge up his past and paste in the public domain where his kids may have access in spite of degrees of separation?
    Was this irrelevant topic one the fellow would want to have been posted? IDK. I have my doubts. With 5,400 views thus far maybe somebody here will ask him what he thinks about a family physician or professionally similar (?) that should be oriented to discretion but taking the lead on exposing info for self-serving prurient interests. 
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    Riobard got a reaction from Keithambrose in Is there a jokes string I've missed somewhere?   
    Default use of withdrawal: Bucharest in peace in the vault; no further interest accrued but B positive. 
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    We're visiting Romania, passed by this bank, and my husband mused "Is that a blood bank?".

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    BREAKING:
    Carney renames Niagara Falls Niagara Falls. American administration blindsided. 
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    Then by all means keep running the obsessive forensic image analysis and playing the aggrieved society-page correspondent, while next scouring WEHO florist businesses for evidence the hydrangeas are a rental. As, if opportunity favours you, Uni will introduce a new thread on end-of-season poolside entertaining and help you freshen up a razzing act that’s getting a tad tired.
    May you roast in piece and not belly flop. 😏

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    Hey everyone,
    I haven't seen a thread or post like this before, and I found it really helpful and fun to scroll through. It’s called: link: GAROTOS COM LOCAL (INDICAÇÕES)  In the LPSG forum, and I’m sharing the link to it here so you can check it out. I thought it might be useful for others too. The thread is in Portuguese, and people usually post asking about some of the Garoto.local site—kind of like reviews. They often include links and share quick opinions about their experience.
    You’ll see my post asking about a bunch of garotos 😛 I’ve had on my radar but never got the chance to contact. I was planning to post in the general thread, but if this belongs somewhere else, please feel free to move it. 
    Hope this helps — it’s a very active / recents thread with posts from 2025 and 2026!
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    Then by all means keep running the obsessive forensic image analysis and playing the aggrieved society-page correspondent, while next scouring WEHO florist businesses for evidence the hydrangeas are a rental. As, if opportunity favours you, Uni will introduce a new thread on end-of-season poolside entertaining and help you freshen up a razzing act that’s getting a tad tired.
    May you roast in piece and not belly flop. 😏

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    I’m tempted to recommend an adjournment. Some may be missing the double-act mutual good sporting schtick here … one humble-brags, the other supplies faux-prosecutorial laugh track and footnotes, at times a redirect. It’s actually quite funny … until playful barbs start establishing the status of evidence. 
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    … if you are making a stew with bold notes of fiscal restraint and adolescent two-buck chuck binge regret. 
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    So you don’t have to white (or red; or rosé) lie about flushing supermarket plonk or Château Cardbord, if asked how you liked it: “I let it breathe followed by several generous pours.”
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    So you don’t have to white (or red; or rosé) lie about flushing supermarket plonk or Château Cardbord, if asked how you liked it: “I let it breathe followed by several generous pours.”
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    Funny that you say that! My husband actually does have a Frenchie from a prior relationship (a scoundrel who conned people out of their money and is now serving time in federal prison for fraud). More to my personality, I have a street rescue mutt. She looks and behaves like a half black labrador/half akita. Maybe a blakita. Here we are walking the dogs in Runyon Canyon Park.
     

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    Don’t need to worry.
    the only change is that alcohol will only be sold after 6 pm.
     
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    Riobard reacted to unicorn in He couldn't have been more wrong :-D   
    As part of our group travel for our culture-experiencing group, we attended a purification ceremony and aura reading by a Brahmin Hindu priest here in Bali. He walked around and pondered my husband, pronouncing that he was a "charmer of the ladies" 😁, then walked around me (who was wearing, in addition to my sarong, some Amazon Basics shorts and an unbranded plain green T-shirt) that I was a "successful businessman." It took quite an effort on my part to keep a straight face, instead of rolling on the floor laughing. He said my aura was "orange," implying a creative personality. In reality, I'm an entirely left-brained person, who's very good at analysis and problem solving, but devoid of creativity. He pronounced another guest, who has described herself as a non-wealthy woman, as a woman of great means. After he was gone, she laughed along with us at how wrong the priest was. She's also atheist (from NSW, Australia). Our guide, a Muslim, said that the man may have been so wrong because he'd just come a cremation ceremony and may have been tired. On our way back from the ceremony, he could see most of the group chuckling. 
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    Riobard got a reaction from swissmale in Best nights in SP and Rio   
    There is no Showboys. It is Show Bar Madureira. IMHO of the now four venues sprinkled across this approximately 15 km stretch of the SuperVia line, one in Bangu, one in Reangelo, two in Madureira, it is the least likely to actually offer trade as we typically conceive of it. 
    Photo would not download here but as one can see it worked when I took a run at appending it to the post quote. 
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    Riobard got a reaction from swissmale in Best nights in SP and Rio   
    Oh really now? I don’t? What a surprise to moi?! A low single digit bevy of wannabe critics with low double digit IQs? Most have pet names reflective of inherent toxicity. Anybody want in on one of the yet unassigned? 
    Factory-sealed mediocrity it is. Starter pack: no original thoughts included. Now includes bonus dumb down arrow emoticon. Algorithmically dumped into your chatroom content no xtra charge. 

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    Riobard got a reaction from swissmale in Best nights in SP and Rio   
    Her name? Don’t know. Don’t care. That artificial bacon can say whatever it is; it’s bait not taken. Just don’t call me by her names lest I be conflated with an embarrassment to the blog community. Not that she’s little more than the tiny dot in any com.
    Already having to repeatedly soap les knuckles, scrubbing vigorously to wash off her radioactive crap. The height of hilarity is that this wannabe critic spinning handles for desperate control would put herself forward as a written content evaluator in any context. Would that the queen store her own dirt under her nails and not drag young LMIC males into a future of rectally displayed regret. 
    [Thanks I that is always me]
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    Riobard got a reaction from swissmale in Best nights in SP and Rio   
    This ought to be fun. OK, sure, own goal Holmeso. Get help. Rehab for the muddle and behaviour mod for Tourette’s-like media stalking.
    —//
    There’s nothing over my head here, folks. Go home. I haven’t identified here any equivalent or alternative anonymous social media handle anywhere. I don’t prematurely show my hand. 
    This clown is simply manipulating for control. If they are fine disclosing own handles and true given name, their own images, if that’s the case and it’s their call as to the veracity of that reality, that’s their prerogative. I could care less what they call themselves. What should be of concern is that they would put forward flimsily veiled ominous threats to out others when disagreeing with content, accompanying bitterness with sad attempts at ostentatious know-it-all flourishes. From what I understand, not their first rodeo clown appearance of this nature.
    Everybody crap at research knows some thing; doesn’t mean they’re bright. When a pathetic punter superimposes their own playbook on their personal identification and their triangulating media handles for troll-ish control that’s when you know the board needs a toxic cleanse, ‘do not cross’ tape at minimum.
    Take your popcorn and go and enjoy a movie, etc. I personally afford steaming as a result of banking earnings working with this level of sociopathy.
    Oh and did I neglect to reiterate that the sauna venue grid is a ridiculous piece of crap other than listing correctly 2 of the current 6-7 accessible in Rio? And somebody progressed from their ABCs to days of week?
    Appended images for narrative effect. 


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    Riobard got a reaction from swissmale in Best nights in SP and Rio   
    I will add, though, that 117 has currently ceased their previous unique promotional discounts for Wednesday. Shifting sands regarding the mélange of fees for entrance, room, and payments by cash or Pix overall wrt their 6 open days. Gone along with social media are the corresponding banner infos within the venue’s inhouse paper and e-posts. That said, again, the day of week has been moot in terms of my visits going on 12 years now. 

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