November 16, 20187 yr Active Members Popular Post After a very long season in Alaska I’m finally free for winter travels. I’ve not been to PV in a few years and now that I’m newly single I’ve decided to spend a couple of weeks vacationing here and in Guadalajara both solo and partially with a friend from CDMX. Flight from Alaska via LAX was effortless and fairly swift. Thankfully Uber exists so no more hassle with taxis offering inflated prices. I paid $130 MX pesos for my trip to the romantic zone. Certainly a lot cheaper than a typical taxi. Uber directs you across them pedestrian bridge to pick up there. They aren’t allowed curbside at the airport. However my driver called me as I was walking across the bridge and said he picks up curbside if it’s only one person. It looks less suspicious than a whole family. The exchange rate has been around 20 pesos per dollar which is incredibly convienent when the smallest peso note is 20 and equals a dollar. I arrive on a Sunday and the town is filled with tourists. Lots of activity and wonderful weather. The whole town has a very carefree vibe which is exactly what I need. I check into my oceanfront suite, change into summer clothes and open Grindr to see nearly half the profiles are boys at massage parlors or straight up escorts. Taps and messages start coming in and I start making contacts though I’m quickly fading and needing a shower. This day was my second day off since late April when I started my summer season of work up north. It’s all catching up. So I take a nap and save up energy for the strip clubs. Antropology and Wet Dreams are still running strong after all these years. This is my fourth trip to PV in about six years and not much has changed it seems. Old town and the romantic zone are thankfully still very mom and pop touristy instead of the more American suburban feel you get from the marina district onwards to Nuevo Vallarta. I start the night off At Antropology and I’m delighted to see quite a variety of guys. My previous trip the selection was sparse and Twinkish and shy. This time there were two dozen boys in a variety of shapes and skin tones and age. Options! Dancers approach and invite exploration for a few bills in their shorts. I love this form of shopping and it’s why I’m so looking forward to the saunas in Brazil later on. After a while I choose my boy and we take a “private” upstairs. It’s 500 pesos ($25) for the right to use the tiny little room but once you are up there anything goes if you arrange it with the boy. I paid 300 pesos for some oral action and “leche”. Good times. The next night I check out Wet Dreams. Historically for me Wet Dreams seemed to have a higher caliber of guys, or rather guys that are more typically muscles and looks. But they can also come with an air of king peacock too. This time however it’s a lot more humble with attitudes than my previous experience there. However there were some stunners that night. Antropology is a bit more boy next door in comparison. The same story applies to Wet Dreams as it does to Antropology, 500 pesos for the back room. I pass on that this time and instead I grab a few phone numbers after an hour of drinks and touching and conversation with several boys. As for the independent boys on Grindr I meet up with a couple of them. One was a boy from Venezuela and the other a local guy born and raised here in PV. Prices quoted started off at $2000 pesos but dropped down to 1500. Which seems to be the going rate with a few guys dipping below that. This was Grindr only. I didn’t negotiate boys at the bar or even the street trade which could certainly be had for less. Speaking of street trade, it’s certainly here and as thrilling as it is, I pass. There are several massage parlors with boys advertising on Grindr. I’m actually looking for a proper relaxing massage and I find a guy who is legit. $500 pesos for an hour of bliss. I feel drunk after he’s finished. I’m not sure how other guys are though at the other parlors. There seem to be a half a dozen of them here. But for sure some boys are just fronting and looking instead for clients for higher priced sex sessions. All in all PV remains a great first stop for me after long working summers up north. It’s easy, carefree, charming, beautiful, not fully gringo, friendly and humble here in this part of town. Sunsets over banderas bay have been absolutely spectacular. The food is fantastic. From nicer restaurants to taco stands and typical restaurants further in the city for locals. It may be pricier for trade here than other spots and it might lack the cultural activities the bigger cities have, but as a pure vacation spot that’s meant for relaxation, sex, food and sleep it’s perfect for me. Im heading to Guadalajara today for the weekend and I’m not sure if I’ll be hiring anyone as I might be meeting up with a cute boy from Barcelona. Nonetheless I’ll try to report on it as well
November 16, 20187 yr Active Members Thank you for the report. The Lord has directed my soul to Puerto Vallarta in December, and I hope to see the beauty of his creations up close and personal. The more they reflect His beauty, the more I will worship them.
November 16, 20187 yr Active Members Was the pro massage guy Carlos, aka 'Charlie', possibly? What a doll. Straight, married with a kid. Drums up biz at the Blue Chairs beach section and uses a table at a resort adjacent. Also does housecalls. I ask because I was also soaked with endorphins.
November 17, 20187 yr Author Active Members 8 hours ago, Riobard said: Was the pro massage guy Carlos, aka 'Charlie', possibly? What a doll. Straight, married with a kid. Drums up biz at the Blue Chairs beach section and uses a table at a resort adjacent. Also does housecalls. I ask because I was also soaked with endorphins. Rio my guy was named silver. Though if you have Carlos’ info pm me!
November 17, 20187 yr Active Members If we read abut an earthquake in Mexico, we will know where the epicenter is.
November 17, 20187 yr Active Members 7 hours ago, Alaskabear said: Rio my guy was named silver. Though if you have Carlos’ info pm me! The place is Massage at Sapphire, though I no longer have his direct contact info. Was 14 months ago. Enjoy Guadalajara. Unlike PV last Fall, it does not require knee-high wading boots every late afternoon. I was staying directly where the altitude begins to level out at bottom of hills near the local market.
November 24, 20187 yr Active Members Can someone give me a mini-review of Antropology and Wet Dreams? On 11/17/2018 at 4:19 AM, Latbear4blk said: If we read abut an earthquake in Mexico, we will know where the epicenter is. I was once on the 8th floor of a hotel in Mexico CIty when a big quake hit. As hard as the building shook, there was no damage. But I don't want the experience twice
November 25, 20187 yr Active Members I was in bed with a Mexican guy and the bed was violently shaking.
November 25, 20187 yr Active Members 33 minutes ago, Walker said: I was in bed with a Mexican guy and the bed was violently shaking. Magnitude greater than 7 can cause some serious damage.
November 25, 20187 yr Active Members Thank you Alaskabear ,a very good report on Puerto Vallarta. i will certainly be heading there when I get to Mexico next year... keep exploring
December 8, 20187 yr Active Members Thankfully the nasty rain in Los Angeles let me through and I am now in Puerto Vallarta myself. It’s the first time in probably 30 years. Something I knew a long time ago I have already violated. Stay downtown in the historic district, not those shiny hotels on the far outskirts! So where am I? Out by the Marina! It’s a long cab ride in. shiny, though. But, I did learn something on landing at PVR. Take the wheel chair offered! My girl knew all the secrets, and we went through from gate to cab in ten minutes. That’s astounding because the lines were horrifically long. Well over an hour’s wait. She was tipped nicely! well, if I have anything to report,...there are a lot of cute guys here.... Edited December 8, 20187 yr by Lucky
December 9, 20187 yr Active Members I thought you had to request the wheel chair service through the airlines when you check in for the flight at your departing airport. Are you saying there are wheel chairs service and staff available at plane door upon arrival without advanced request? Edited December 9, 20187 yr by Walker
December 9, 20187 yr Author Active Members 4 hours ago, Lucky said: . But, I did learn something on landing at PVR. Take the wheel chair offered! My girl knew all the secrets, and we went through from gate to cab in ten minutes. That’s astounding because the lines were horrifically long. Well over an hour’s wait. She was tipped nicely! well, if I have anything to report,...there are a lot of cute guys here.... An hour to wait for an airport taxi? I’d take an Uber even with a walk across the pedestrian bridge. Rates to old town from the airport are $125-$140 for Uber and taxis at the airport want $350. I had all fresh clean cars with Uber down there.
December 9, 20187 yr Active Members No, to get through the airport itself. There were long lines for everything. We skipped them all. BTW, one of the best restaurant meals I have ever had was tonight at The Swedes Bar & Bistro. It was like my mom came back to feed me one last delicious meal. I will guess the address: Hipaulito 154
December 9, 20187 yr Active Members 1 hour ago, Lucky said: No, to get through the airport itself. There were long lines for everything. We skipped them all. BTW, one of the best restaurant meals I have ever had was tonight at The Swedes Bar & Bistro. It was like my mom came back to feed me one last delicious meal. I will guess the address: Hipaulito 154 http://theswedesbarandbistro.yolasite.com/ https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-swedes-puerto-vallarta looks very reasonably priced.....great menu! . Edited December 9, 20187 yr by azdr0710
December 9, 20187 yr Active Members 21 hours ago, Walker said: I thought you had to request the wheel chair service through the airlines when you check in for the flight at your departing airport. Are you saying there are wheel chairs service and staff available at plane door upon arrival without advanced request? Indeed I am. Some of the operators are quite cute. The guy attending the chair in front of us had a bulge that wouldn’t quit!
December 9, 20187 yr Active Members 15 hours ago, azdr0710 said: http://theswedesbarandbistro.yolasite.com/ https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-swedes-puerto-vallarta looks very reasonably priced.....great menu! . Our dinner for two, no alcohol, was $45US. Restaurants of comparable quality in the US are so much higher. The staff is very friendly and English is easily spoken.
December 10, 20187 yr Active Members My guess on the address is so wrong. It is Pulpito 154. I went again tonight, it was very gay.
December 10, 20187 yr 12 hours ago, Lucky said: My guess on the address is so wrong. It is Pulpito 154. I went again tonight, it was very gay. Because you were there...or always is??
December 11, 20187 yr Active Members No, there were definitely more gay patrons than the night before. A whole table of steroid tits, and plenty of other couples. In that neighborhood, it would be hard to avoid the gay crowd short of naming the place Trump's.
December 12, 20187 yr Active Members Don't miss the Al Pastor at Pancho's Takos, @Lucky. It's heavenly. https://goo.gl/maps/Zein98kRjPR2 There's always a line, but it's worth the wait. Edited December 12, 20187 yr by skipjack
December 13, 20187 yr Active Members 31 minutes ago, TomNg said: Anyone know a good massuer/spa in Guadalajara with HE? What is HE?
December 13, 20187 yr Active Members On 12/9/2018 at 7:28 AM, Walker said: I thought you had to request the wheel chair service through the airlines when you check in for the flight at your departing airport. Are you saying there are wheel chairs service and staff available at plane door upon arrival without advanced request? I think that you are correct in your belief. The wheel chairs waiting at the departure are for specific passengers who have requested them.
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