Priciest GPs in Brazil you've seen? Worth it?

[Latbear4blk]

[Keithambrose]

On 8/6/2025 at 3:31 PM, Riobard said:

Fail. And who really cares what you think other than the expected presence of a tiny ineffectual troll brigade scurrying behind the board’s floorboards?

As I pointed out earlier, your empty threats, strike that as you hardly hold sway, I mean your stated intentions to put me on Ignore, can only represent that you are obsessed with my content when I periodically make visits in part to assess any changes in the troll brigade dynamics. Usually true to form. 

Troll commentary is uniformly worthless and irrelevant, whether bitchy or laudatory. There are some trolls that I wouldn’t view as legitimately custodial in any domain. 

Maybe you can direct me to a topic that you ever originated that might be of interest to me so that I could try to acquire a fully rendered picture of your potential for probation from troll status.

Let me guess: your next unoriginal move … “It doesn’t get any easier …”

Yawn.....

[Riobard]

15 hours ago, Keithambrose said:

Yawn.....

Get some rest, Lazybones. 

[Canadianbtmguy]

On 8/5/2025 at 4:01 PM, Riobard said:

 

BRL800? I fully support your prerogative and glad you had fun. But now you’ve gone and done it innit. There are trolls here I would imagine precipitously scurrying for ways to symbolically put a bounty on you for ostensibly upsetting the local sex trade economy.

I think that level of compensation for what you describe is on point. I’ve been trending 200 plus bevvy for brothel ST dalliances but I would happily pony up 800 a pop for community meets if simply to exacerbate these cheapos’ anxiety and aggravation … for even the most remote chance of putting the squeeze on a selection of control-freak chuckleheads sufficiently to price them out. But then they’d perhaps ride it out, unable to release their stranglehold on a pathetic need to steer the narrative and dictate how others should perceive those whose opposing views stir up troll rage. 🤣

I would even defend that I upset the market prices. He was so far outside the typical market; how many guys do you open the door and say WOW! and how many do you still say WOW! on his way out.

It's not like I was in Lagoa throwing 500 reais at ordinary guys (which I think some enjoy doing to be seen as rich, or generous, whatever...) This guy was fucking amazing (if not amazing fucking) so I would say that buying from, say, La Maison du Chocolat, I would not even be in the same market as Hershey bars...😍

[hornyfrog]

9 hours ago, Canadianbtmguy said:

I would even defend that I upset the market prices. He was so far outside the typical market; how many guys do you open the door and say WOW! and how many do you still say WOW! on his way out.

It's not like I was in Lagoa throwing 500 reais at ordinary guys (which I think some enjoy doing to be seen as rich, or generous, whatever...) This guy was fucking amazing (if not amazing fucking) so I would say that buying from, say, La Maison du Chocolat, I would not even be in the same market as Hershey bars...😍

There are some muscle boys and physique model types in Rio and São Paulo who are asking for and getting R$ 500 - R$700 for a 30 minute to 1 hour outcall (at your place). Going over an hour with one of them could run you 1000 to 1400 reais. I have heard of some tourists at saunas paying 500 reais for the half-hour sauna sessions for what they consider top-notch garotos de programa. But these prices are not the norm, not even close.

Geffen paid his soon to be ex-husband $10,000 USD on their first date after meeting him on the Sugar Daddy website, Seeking Arrangements. So, keep it all in proper perspective!  

[floridarob]

7 hours ago, hornyfrog said:

Geffen paid his soon to be ex-husband $10,000 USD on their first date after meeting him on the Sugar Daddy website, Seeking Arrangements. So, keep it all in proper perspective!  

Considering he's worth 8.7 billion, I'd say he underpaid.

[hornyfrog]

15 hours ago, floridarob said:

Considering he's worth 8.7 billion, I'd say he underpaid.

Be careful if your point is that clients should proportionally pay according to how much they are worth.  Because in Brazil. many regular, average American, Canadian and Western European income earners would place at or near the top 1%. So, using a sliding scale, that garoto de programa who charges a Brazilian client R$ 150 should charge a US client 5 times that much! 

[floridarob]

51 minutes ago, hornyfrog said:

US client 5 times that much! 

8.7 BILLION..... run that comparison, lol 

[hornyfrog]

3 hours ago, floridarob said:

8.7 BILLION..... run that comparison, lol 

I don’t think you’re understanding. The point is that to many Brazilians, there is no difference between billionaire David Geffen and an American schlub who works in a cubicle. That average-to above-average earning cubicle supervisor at a paper clip company could be a 1%(a milionário) in Brazil. Try telling a favelado in Jacaré that you as a traveling gringo staying in Zona Sul are not rich. 

[Riobard]

1 hour ago, hornyfrog said:

I don’t think you’re understanding. The point is that to many Brazilians, there is no difference between billionaire David Geffen and an American schlub who works in a cubicle. That average-to above-average earning cubicle supervisor at a paper clip company could be a 1%(a milionário) in Brazil. Try telling a favelado in Jacaré that you as a traveling gringo staying in Zona Sul are not rich. 

Don’t try reasoning with a bot.

One recent 117 quiet night there were a few escorts seemingly waiting at the stairs landing to be called up in sequence. The punter was evidently from a nation in which the Med Sea touches its coast. As this seemed unusual I asked one of the escorts not in queue what that was all about. He said it was a rich client. I had to chuckle; it likely cost the equivalent of a few drinks and a brief private dance at strip club night in Canada. 

[floridarob]

2 hours ago, Riobard said:

Don’t try reasoning with a bot.

Nobody summoned  you, the rule is 3 times.

 

 

2 hours ago, Riobard said:

it likely cost the equivalent of a few drinks and a brief private dance at strip club night in Canada. 

So stay in Canada, why do you bother to travel so far?

To save money?

[floridarob]

3 hours ago, hornyfrog said:

I don’t think you’re understanding. The point is that to many Brazilians, there is no difference between billionaire David Geffen and an American schlub who works in a cubicle. That average-to above-average earning cubicle supervisor at a paper clip company could be a 1%(a milionário) in Brazil. Try telling a favelado in Jacaré that you as a traveling gringo staying in Zona Sul are not rich. 

You don't give them enough credit.... they know the difference for sure.... they know weirdo man there pays an extra 50 brl and he acts like he's David Geffen yet looks like a homeless guy  🤷‍♂️

Calvin Klein was well known at 117, the owner of Rei de Mate and a long list of well off clients  are known by the boys....word travels fast and they know who wants to pretend to be rich by taking them shopping or simply bragging too.

8.7 Billion= 8700 millionaires..... unfathomable -  That 10k he gave would be like someone like us worth 2 million giving $2.30.

Billionaire’s wealth: $8,700,000,000

Billionaire’s tip: $10,000

Fraction of wealth given:

10,0008,700,000,000=0.000001149425287...\frac{10,000}{8,700,000,000} = 0.000001149425287...8,700,000,00010,000=0.000001149425287...

Apply the same fraction to someone worth $2,000,000:

0.000001149425287×2,000,000=2.2988505740.000001149425287 \times 2,000,000 = 2.2988505740.000001149425287×2,000,000=2.298850574

That’s about $2.30.

 

[Latbear4blk]

1 hour ago, floridarob said:

You don't give them enough credit.... they know the difference for sure.... they know weirdo man there pays an extra 50 brl and he acts like he's David Geffen yet looks like a homeless guy  🤷‍♂️

Calvin Klein was well known at 117, the owner of Rei de Mate and a long list of well off clients  are known by the boys....word travels fast and they know who wants to pretend to be rich by taking them shopping or simply bragging too.

8.7 Billion= 8700 millionaires..... unfathomable -  That 10k he gave would be like someone like us worth 2 million giving $2.30.

Billionaire’s wealth: $8,700,000,000

Billionaire’s tip: $10,000

Fraction of wealth given:

10,0008,700,000,000=0.000001149425287...\frac{10,000}{8,700,000,000} = 0.000001149425287...8,700,000,00010,000=0.000001149425287...

Apply the same fraction to someone worth $2,000,000:

0.000001149425287×2,000,000=2.2988505740.000001149425287 \times 2,000,000 = 2.2988505740.000001149425287×2,000,000=2.298850574

That’s about $2.30.

 

I wonder whether we all understand how street smart and sophisticated a GP's radar is. They read body language and demeanor at an out of the charts proficiency level. 

[Riobard]

1 hour ago, Latbear4blk said:

I wonder whether we all understand how street smart and sophisticated a GP's radar is. They read body language and demeanor at an out of the charts proficiency level. 

What is key is whether they can grasp what off-the-charts proficiency is required to get me out of my shorts. 

[Riobard]

I travel on a research grant and engage in related chat to track over time the deteriorating condition of a deeply unique Floridian troll-bot that is banned from my home base. Also to alert the team when its keyboard requires replacement, which is as you can imagine, a lot. I understand there was a major short circuit as illustrated by a long string of numbers related to, of all things, a finances topic. Keyboard on order.

Whenever, I try to Ignore it the contract gets renewed. The central investigative agenda is why it even needs to hire at all, while proclaiming high level expertise and finesse in doing so.

Oh … Don't be sad. It's non-sentient and its fear of Gremlins is overblown. 

[floridarob]

1 hour ago, Riobard said:

Oh … Don't be sad. It's non-sentient

That image of you typing, explains a lot of things.

 

 

2 hours ago, Riobard said:

What is key is whether they can grasp what off-the-charts proficiency is required to get me out of my shorts. 

They're using their proficiency to keep you in them while squeezing some money out of you, or just sticking their 🍆 in your mouth to just shut you the fuck up 😆

Imagine the commentary he gives the guys during sex, OMG

[Riobard]

5 hours ago, Latbear4blk said:

I wonder whether we all understand how street smart and sophisticated a GP's radar is. They read body language and demeanor at an out of the charts proficiency level. 

They do have good instincts. I saw one, barely legal looking mind you and much younger than my preferred type, pairing off in São Paulo with a scary looking punter, one that scared the bejeesus out of me upon intersecting, but that only looks like a serial killer and has the virility of a snowflake. 

 

[floridarob]

7 hours ago, Riobard said:

barely legal

Barely legal still means legal..... even you should know that 😏

 

 

7 hours ago, Riobard said:

much younger than my preferred type

And this is relevant, how?

 

[Riobard]

Can’t see, but the assumed rational take is Lady Floribot not serially killing it here with fleabite-grade unzingers. Leapbot best strategy. 

[hornyfrog]

21 hours ago, Riobard said:

The punter was evidently from a nation in which the Med Sea touches its coast.

Slightly off-topic, but possibly interesting nonetheless:

I haven’t heard that term “punter” used to mean “a man who hires sex workers” outside of United Kingdom ever, and not in maybe 30 years. 

[hornyfrog]

20 hours ago, floridarob said:

You don't give them enough credit.... they know the difference for sure....

My point is that they could very well know the difference — but not care. You as a US citizen think a millionaire is poor compared to a billionaire. To a working-class (or poor) Brazilian, it’s all relative. To be in the top 1% of income earners in Brazil in 2024, an individual needs only a monthly minimum income of approximately R$35,000 - R$45,000, which is around $6,480 - $8,300 USD a month. The average monthly income for a salaried individual in Brazil is around only 3,343 BRL ($620 USD) and the minimum monthly wage (of which 1/3 to 1/2 of all Brazilians receive less than) is only R$ 1,518, or $280 USD, per month. So, after a certain threshold, those pedantic numbers about millionaires and billionaires in the USA that you’re posting would not even matter to the overwhelming number of Brazilians.

Still, there are enough Brazilians (some of them are garotos) who associate wealth (and class) — at the very least, lots of disposable income or credit — with anyone from certain countries like the USA. “Trailer park trash”, “house and car poor”, and “nouveau riche” are not concepts that they are vert culturally familiar with. 
 

20 hours ago, floridarob said:

Calvin Klein was well known at 117, the owner of Rei de Mate and a long list of well off clients  are known by the boys....

When Calvin Klein visited 117 and Lagoa he was generous to the boys as well as to the house, but it’s not like he was paying in proportion to his net worth. Which was the point of my previous post.

if Geffen were to come to Brazil for his boy toys (and who’s to say that he did not?) , he most certainly would not pay $10,000 USD (R$ 54,000 BRL) on Garoto com Local. 

20 hours ago, floridarob said:

word travels fast and they know who wants to pretend to be rich by taking them shopping or simply bragging too.

Yes, word gets around who the clients (whether local and visiting) who are very well-off, and who the pretenders and the stingy, are. 

[Riobard]

5 hours ago, hornyfrog said:

Slightly off-topic, but possibly interesting nonetheless:

I haven’t heard that term “punter” used to mean “a man who hires sex workers” outside of United Kingdom ever, and not in maybe 30 years. 

Slightly? 

I use the term frequently but perhaps its reduced presence is due to my regular employment of the term "cheapo" because, you know, trolls with 0 fan base and cheapos ... birds of a feather flock and fuck over poor local trade together.

[hornyfrog]

12 minutes ago, Riobard said:

Slightly? 

I use the term frequently but perhaps its reduced presence is due to my regular employment of the term "cheapo" because, you know, trolls with 0 fan base and cheapos ... birds of a feather flock and fuck over poor local trade together.

Sorry, I’m not sure if you took offense to my comment or not. But if you did, I didn’t mean to offend.

 

[Riobard]

1 hour ago, hornyfrog said:

Sorry, I’m not sure if you took offense to my comment or not. But if you did, I didn’t mean to offend.

 

No babes. Not at all. It takes a mean dullard. I was referring to your owning being off topic. Off topic on the Brazil subforum is anything not $$$. It just read as funny because nonfinancial posts such as label discussions are, thus, waaaaaaay off the page🤣 

I just can’t bring myself to offer the title “client” to some here. Punter generically works.

But you piqued my interest and here’s the search yield here, waaaaaay off topic. 

[hornyfrog]

44 minutes ago, Riobard said:

No babes. Not at all. It takes a mean dullard. I was referring to your owning being off topic. Off topic on the Brazil subforum is anything not $$$. It just read as funny because nonfinancial posts such as label discussions are, thus, waaaaaaay off the page🤣 

I just can’t bring myself to offer the title “client” to some here. Punter generically works.

But you piqued my interest and here’s the search yield here, waaaaaay off topic. 

Wow. Well, I’m glad to see the term still being used, because I only heard it in the UK a few decades ago — and thought it sounded much more refined and less derogatory than other nicknames more popular on the other side of the pond — like john or trick.

Although here in Brazil, it’s just a simple “cliente”.