Not sure if I’ll do a full trip report on my 12 nights here — it’s Pattaya, so you already know the drill. Some great nights, some “why did I leave my room for this,” and plenty of the familiar patterns.... I did go with a Dream Boys guy that was able to cum 2 times, 3 nights in a row 😳

Tonight was supposed to be my quiet night because I’m heading to Bangkok tomorrow and actually wanted to be fresh. But Mr. Bacardi had other plans, so I ended up at Cocka2 in the Complex having “just a couple.”

I finished off what was left in my bottle and was fixing to leave (that’s a Texan phrase), when I noticed a cute guy selling food from this giant bag. Went over to chat. He said he was 19, which… my eyes told me otherwise, so I had one of the waiters check his ID — turns out he’s 29. So I switched to my limited flirty Thai and told him he was handsome… nit noi, lol.

He asked me for 100 baht, and I jokingly said, “Do you want to boom boom me for 1000?” His eyes popped open like I’d just offered him a winning lottery ticket. He goes, “I boom boom YOU?” all shocked. I said sure — “You have POWER?” He said yes, although let’s just say it took him a while in the room to find it 🙄

So off we went, giant bag of food products and all. Once inside, he had quite the bush happening, so I told him, “Let’s use the clippers and trim that shit — it’ll look bigger.” Into the shower he went, trimming the forest (and his pits), and I pray the drain survives.

The sex itself? Very mediocre. He needed straight porn to get going, and it took a while, but we both got there in the end. Honestly, the whole scenario — the randomness, the bag of food, the ID check, the shower trim — was fun.

Still… not your average Pattaya night or is it 😝, which somehow made it all worth it 🤷‍♂️

22 minutes ago, floridarob said:

Honestly, the whole scenario — the randomness, the bag of food, the ID check, the shower trim — was fun.

Still… not your average Pattaya night or is it 😝, which somehow made it all worth it 🤷‍♂️

Certainly it was, sometimes it pays to have eyes wide opened and be brave as such proposal could  meet complete opposite direction and turn nasty.

Poor guy, after all that trimming must feel itchy next few days but at least he was paid for an inconvenience .

Have fun in Bangkok !

38 minutes ago, vinapu said:

as such proposal could  meet complete opposite direction and turn nasty.

Wouldn't be my first, remember we both like axe murderers , which he clearly wasn't ....  

Those kind of encounters are the most memorable. Far more memorable than the off-boys from an establishment when you know exactly (well maybe not exactly) how the play will end. My most memorable encounter of all time (well might be somewhat of an exaggeration hehe) was meeting a guy at the dairy counter at Foodmart one day... total serendipity which continued for a few years during my visits until he got married. Alas then I lost of track of him. A happy ending...

Only in Thailand? 

14 minutes ago, Londoner said:

Only in Thailand? 

In Rio I was getting a shoe shine and the guy was wearing shorts and the head of his dick was showing down his leg, impressive. I asked him if he did programas, he said sure. Put his shoe shine kit in his backpack and off we went to my hotel.
 

5 hours ago, floridarob said:

Wouldn't be my first, remember we both like axe murderers , which he clearly wasn't ....  

lucky you !

On 11/16/2025 at 9:43 AM, floridarob said:

In Rio I was getting a shoe shine and the guy was wearing shorts and the head of his dick was showing down his leg, impressive. I asked him if he did programas, he said sure. Put his shoe shine kit in his backpack and off we went to my hotel.
 

I would have thought  that wearing short shorts, and underwear,  allowing a dick to stick through  was a good indication he was interested in more than shoes! Did you get a good shine, in due course? An old fashioned spit and polish!

no underwear...it was in Rio 

And wasn't short shorts... basketball shorts, hence...Impressive ....again, it was Rio 😳

4 hours ago, floridarob said:

no underwear...it was in Rio 

And wasn't short shorts... basketball shorts, hence...Impressive ....again, it was Rio 😳

Below the knee?

5 hours ago, Keithambrose said:

Below the knee?

just at the knee... you know I don't use impressive freely  😉