Anal insertion

[Keithambrose]

I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary  closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak.  Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be!

[PeterRS]

41 minutes ago, Keithambrose said:

I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary  closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak.  Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be!

Never heard of this way of getting your kicks before. Do you have the media link?

[Olddaddy]

49 minutes ago, Keithambrose said:

I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary  closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak.  Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be!

Fantastic post 

I enjoy reading this 😂

I just ordered a "fist" dildo from Amazon ready shove it up my ass 👊🏿🍑

[Keithambrose]

15 minutes ago, PeterRS said:

Never heard of this way of getting your kicks before. Do you have the media link?

It was on Metro UK. I'm no good at inserting links, or shells!

[PeterRS]

Link is https://metro.co.uk/2026/02/01/man-24-goes-hospital-ww1-bomb-stuck-rectum-26650643/

Interestingly, this is not the first time this has happened in France. The guy on this occasion was 24. In 2022 an 88-year old was discovered with the same "condition". Now what sexual kicks was the old guy after, I wonder.

[floridarob]

39 minutes ago, PeterRS said:

Now what sexual kicks was the old guy after, I wonder.

Going out with a bang 🤷‍♂️

[Suckrates]

I cant relate.... The only thing going up my butt is The Charmin........   My sexual sensors dont reside in my Ass. 

[Thomas_88]

"Only" 4 cm (about 1.6 inch), no dedication at all. This one was 5.7 cm (about 2.3 inch):

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112

[Keithambrose]

2 hours ago, Thomas_88 said:

"Only" 4 cm (about 1.6 inch), no dedication at all. This one was 5.7 cm (about 2.3 inch):

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112

Size queen!

[jimmie50]

I'm sorry...according to the walesonline article, he said he tripped and fell on it?!?  Does anyone really believe that???  LOL.  

[Keithambrose]

6 hours ago, Thomas_88 said:

"Only" 4 cm (about 1.6 inch), no dedication at all. This one was 5.7 cm (about 2.3 inch):

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112

Edward II lived before shells were invented, so only a poker!

[Keithambrose]

7 minutes ago, jimmie50 said:

I'm sorry...according to the walesonline article, he said he tripped and fell on it?!?  Does anyone really believe that???  LOL.  

Clearly an acrobat!

[PeterRS]

4 hours ago, Keithambrose said:

Edward II lived before shells were invented, so only a poker!

And a red hot one that had just come out of a fire at that!