February 2Feb 2 I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak. Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be!
February 2Feb 2 41 minutes ago, Keithambrose said: I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak. Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be! Never heard of this way of getting your kicks before. Do you have the media link?
February 2Feb 2 49 minutes ago, Keithambrose said: I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak. Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be! Fantastic post I enjoy reading this 😂 I just ordered a "fist" dildo from Amazon ready shove it up my ass 👊🏿🍑
February 2Feb 2 Author 15 minutes ago, PeterRS said: Never heard of this way of getting your kicks before. Do you have the media link? It was on Metro UK. I'm no good at inserting links, or shells!
February 2Feb 2 Link is https://metro.co.uk/2026/02/01/man-24-goes-hospital-ww1-bomb-stuck-rectum-26650643/ Interestingly, this is not the first time this has happened in France. The guy on this occasion was 24. In 2022 an 88-year old was discovered with the same "condition". Now what sexual kicks was the old guy after, I wonder.
February 2Feb 2 39 minutes ago, PeterRS said: Now what sexual kicks was the old guy after, I wonder. Going out with a bang 🤷♂️
February 2Feb 2 Active Members I cant relate.... The only thing going up my butt is The Charmin........ My sexual sensors dont reside in my Ass.
February 2Feb 2 Active Members "Only" 4 cm (about 1.6 inch), no dedication at all. This one was 5.7 cm (about 2.3 inch): https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112
February 2Feb 2 Author 2 hours ago, Thomas_88 said: "Only" 4 cm (about 1.6 inch), no dedication at all. This one was 5.7 cm (about 2.3 inch): https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 Size queen!
February 2Feb 2 I'm sorry...according to the walesonline article, he said he tripped and fell on it?!? Does anyone really believe that??? LOL.
February 2Feb 2 Author 6 hours ago, Thomas_88 said: "Only" 4 cm (about 1.6 inch), no dedication at all. This one was 5.7 cm (about 2.3 inch): https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 Edward II lived before shells were invented, so only a poker!
February 2Feb 2 Author 7 minutes ago, jimmie50 said: I'm sorry...according to the walesonline article, he said he tripped and fell on it?!? Does anyone really believe that??? LOL. Clearly an acrobat!
February 3Feb 3 4 hours ago, Keithambrose said: Edward II lived before shells were invented, so only a poker! And a red hot one that had just come out of a fire at that!
February 3Feb 3 Active Members 19 hours ago, jimmie50 said: "...he said he tripped and fell on it?!? Does anyone really believe that???" The tripped and fell on it naked?
February 4Feb 4 Active Members An overview: 2021 https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 2022 https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ww1-shell-stuck-anus-hospital-evacuated/ 2026 https://metro.co.uk/2026/02/01/man-24-goes-hospital-ww1-bomb-stuck-rectum-26650643/
February 4Feb 4 On 2/4/2026 at 3:25 AM, Thomas_88 said: The tripped and fell on it naked? Some mothers do have em.
February 5Feb 5 Active Members One might wonder how an 88 year old man inserted a shell into his anus. Not an easy task, right? Was he squatting down on it?
February 5Feb 5 2 hours ago, Pete1111 said: One might wonder how an 88 year old man inserted a shell into his anus. Not an easy task, right? Was he squatting down on it? Love it 🤩,😂
February 6Feb 6 On 2/3/2026 at 4:25 PM, Thomas_88 said: The tripped and fell on it naked? And he was SO lucky that it just happened to already have a healthy smattering of lube all over it too - how fortunate for the poor fellow ! 🙂
February 7Feb 7 Active Members 23 hours ago, NIrishGuy said: And he was SO lucky that it just happened to already have a healthy smattering of lube all over it too - how fortunate for the poor fellow ! 🙂 Probably not enough lube because it got stuck.
February 9Feb 9 On 2/7/2026 at 11:16 PM, Thomas_88 said: Probably not enough lube because it got stuck. Or it could have had expanding "canard wings". You'll need more than lube for a full insertion!
February 9Feb 9 Active Members 11 hours ago, Papacu said: I think everybody in the medical field will come across stuff like this eventually Stuff like this? Has this happened more than three times?
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