Keithambrose Posted February 2 Posted February 2 I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak. Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be! Olddaddy 1 Quote
PeterRS Posted February 2 Posted February 2 41 minutes ago, Keithambrose said: I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak. Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be! Never heard of this way of getting your kicks before. Do you have the media link? Quote
Olddaddy Posted February 2 Posted February 2 49 minutes ago, Keithambrose said: I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak. Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be! Fantastic post I enjoy reading this 😂 I just ordered a "fist" dildo from Amazon ready shove it up my ass 👊🏿🍑 BjornAgain 1 Quote
Keithambrose Posted February 2 Author Posted February 2 15 minutes ago, PeterRS said: Never heard of this way of getting your kicks before. Do you have the media link? It was on Metro UK. I'm no good at inserting links, or shells! floridarob 1 Quote
PeterRS Posted February 2 Posted February 2 Link is https://metro.co.uk/2026/02/01/man-24-goes-hospital-ww1-bomb-stuck-rectum-26650643/ Interestingly, this is not the first time this has happened in France. The guy on this occasion was 24. In 2022 an 88-year old was discovered with the same "condition". Now what sexual kicks was the old guy after, I wonder. Ruthrieston 1 Quote
floridarob Posted February 2 Posted February 2 39 minutes ago, PeterRS said: Now what sexual kicks was the old guy after, I wonder. Going out with a bang 🤷♂️ PeterRS, jimmie50, Vessey and 1 other 4 Quote
Members Suckrates Posted February 2 Members Posted February 2 I cant relate.... The only thing going up my butt is The Charmin........ My sexual sensors dont reside in my Ass. Quote
Members Thomas_88 Posted February 2 Members Posted February 2 "Only" 4 cm (about 1.6 inch), no dedication at all. This one was 5.7 cm (about 2.3 inch): https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 Quote
Keithambrose Posted February 2 Author Posted February 2 2 hours ago, Thomas_88 said: "Only" 4 cm (about 1.6 inch), no dedication at all. This one was 5.7 cm (about 2.3 inch): https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 Size queen! Quote
jimmie50 Posted February 2 Posted February 2 I'm sorry...according to the walesonline article, he said he tripped and fell on it?!? Does anyone really believe that??? LOL. unicorn and Ian here 2 Quote
Keithambrose Posted February 2 Author Posted February 2 6 hours ago, Thomas_88 said: "Only" 4 cm (about 1.6 inch), no dedication at all. This one was 5.7 cm (about 2.3 inch): https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 Edward II lived before shells were invented, so only a poker! Quote
Keithambrose Posted February 2 Author Posted February 2 7 minutes ago, jimmie50 said: I'm sorry...according to the walesonline article, he said he tripped and fell on it?!? Does anyone really believe that??? LOL. Clearly an acrobat! jimmie50 1 Quote
PeterRS Posted February 3 Posted February 3 4 hours ago, Keithambrose said: Edward II lived before shells were invented, so only a poker! And a red hot one that had just come out of a fire at that! Quote
Members Thomas_88 Posted Tuesday at 04:22 PM Members Posted Tuesday at 04:22 PM 22 hours ago, Keithambrose said: Size queen! Yes, I am. Quote
Members Thomas_88 Posted Tuesday at 04:25 PM Members Posted Tuesday at 04:25 PM 19 hours ago, jimmie50 said: "...he said he tripped and fell on it?!? Does anyone really believe that???" The tripped and fell on it naked? jimmie50 and PeterRS 2 Quote
Members Lucky Posted Tuesday at 05:57 PM Members Posted Tuesday at 05:57 PM A power bottom? PeterRS, t0oL1 and jimmie50 1 2 Quote
Members Thomas_88 Posted Wednesday at 03:48 PM Members Posted Wednesday at 03:48 PM An overview: 2021 https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 2022 https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ww1-shell-stuck-anus-hospital-evacuated/ 2026 https://metro.co.uk/2026/02/01/man-24-goes-hospital-ww1-bomb-stuck-rectum-26650643/ Quote
Ian here Posted Wednesday at 09:59 PM Posted Wednesday at 09:59 PM On 2/4/2026 at 3:25 AM, Thomas_88 said: The tripped and fell on it naked? Some mothers do have em. Quote
Members Pete1111 Posted Thursday at 11:57 AM Members Posted Thursday at 11:57 AM One might wonder how an 88 year old man inserted a shell into his anus. Not an easy task, right? Was he squatting down on it? Olddaddy and jimmie50 2 Quote
Olddaddy Posted Thursday at 02:18 PM Posted Thursday at 02:18 PM 2 hours ago, Pete1111 said: One might wonder how an 88 year old man inserted a shell into his anus. Not an easy task, right? Was he squatting down on it? Love it 🤩,😂 Keithambrose 1 Quote
NIrishGuy Posted Friday at 04:51 PM Posted Friday at 04:51 PM On 2/3/2026 at 4:25 PM, Thomas_88 said: The tripped and fell on it naked? And he was SO lucky that it just happened to already have a healthy smattering of lube all over it too - how fortunate for the poor fellow ! 🙂 Keithambrose, Thomas_88 and jimmie50 3 Quote
Members Thomas_88 Posted Saturday at 04:16 PM Members Posted Saturday at 04:16 PM 23 hours ago, NIrishGuy said: And he was SO lucky that it just happened to already have a healthy smattering of lube all over it too - how fortunate for the poor fellow ! 🙂 Probably not enough lube because it got stuck. jimmie50 and Keithambrose 2 Quote
Papacu Posted 7 hours ago Posted 7 hours ago I think everybody in the medical field will come across stuff like this eventually Quote
BjornAgain Posted 1 hour ago Posted 1 hour ago On 2/7/2026 at 11:16 PM, Thomas_88 said: Probably not enough lube because it got stuck. Or it could have had expanding "canard wings". You'll need more than lube for a full insertion! Keithambrose 1 Quote
