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Something Stinks About Donald Trump’s Trial: It Might Be Trump Sources in the courtroom are reporting that the former president is farting during his criminal proceeding https://lamag.com/politics/something-stinks-about-donald-trumps-trial-it-might-be-trump

“If you bought Trump stock two weeks ago ― and shame on you if you did ― you lost half your money,” Jimmy Kimmel said on Tuesday. “But if you hold on just a little bit longer, you might be able to lose all of it.”

Shares of Truth Social, the presidential candidate’s social-media upstart, have fallen more than 65% from their recent peak. The money-losing company was worth roughly $9 billion shortly after it started trading late last month. The company’s shares have tumbled so far this week, ending the session Tuesday down 14% at $22.84, giving it a market value of about $3.1 billion. Above from WallStreet Journal 16APRIL24

So their response to plunging stock value is to dump a fresh pile of common shares into the mix? God, these people suck at this. https://www.cnbc.com/2024/04/15/trump-media-shares-plunge-after-company-files-to-issue-additional-djt-stock.html

T(rump) minus - 2 days.

Asked if it would be risky to testify at upcoming trial, Trump replied, "I'm testifying...all I can do is tell the truth." And that, is a double lie.

https://secure.winred.com/trump-national-committee-jfc/lp-hf-sms-dn-doormat?utm_medium=sms&utm_source=lp_lp_hf&utm_campaign=20240410_tnc_doormat-v1_hf_dtrump_lp&utm_content=donate&utm_term=10 There is no bottom to this man.

CNN — As Mike Johnson stares down a serious threat to his speakership, he’s taking steps to show alignment with the most powerful figure in the Republican Party: Donald Trump. Johnson has made plans to trek down to Mar-a-Lago on Friday to appear at a joint news conference with the former president to deliver remarks on “election integrity” – a topic Trump cares deeply about. The development was first reported by CNN.

"He loves you and he needs money!" - George Carlin

Day 1: "We won! Woohoo!! Suck it women, liberals and Democrats! No more abortion! Praise Jesus and Trump!! Celebrations across Conservative America! Praise Liberty and Freedom (for us only)!" Day 2, once the celebrations and thrill of winning died down: "... oh no... We won! What do we do now?? Our supporters are starting to pass near-total/total abortions bans! This is killing us on the polls!!! BLEEP! 😱" Day 3, damage control: "From the very beginning we've stood by a woman's right to choose. Unlike those evil Democrats, we strongly support abortion rights. Yeah. That sounds about right. I'm sure they'll buy it! Good job us!!"