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Thanks for the update, Lucky. Guess I need to put a little more effort into it if I want to "win".. But bottom line is this...aren't we all winners if we get some more traffic here?

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Damn it, only 73!?

Yes, which makes your comment in the other thread insulting. People have every right to make their feelings about the contest known.

It attracted only ten entrants. Only five of those are following through. One of those five is no longer posting. So, only 4 are following through. Two of those 4, you and lurkerspeaks, seem disappointed in your tallies. So that leaves two contestants trying, one of whom is me. I think that gives me the right to speak my feelings.

For a contest that was supposed to get more posting, some are actually posting less. Only EXPAT has increased his posting due to the contest. So why would we not want to point that out? Should we maintain the charade that the contest is a big success?

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yes, I would love to win a prize in this contest.. But I refuse to post just to post. I post when I feel I have something interesting to say or when something someone else has posted strikes a chord in me. I know that not everyone here is interested in the same things that might interest me. But if one person sees one of my posts and comments on it, then I know that it was a worthwhile post. Sure I would love it if every post I make was to receive a hundred intelligent responses. But it just aint gonna happen.

So, I will post when I feel the need.. irregardless of contest..

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Correct Lurker. I KNOW everyone here is NOT interested in every thing that I am and I try to keep my boring quotient to a bare minimum. More bare would be good. ^_^

Otherwise, I have been out of town and otherwise distracted for much of the contest. Not to worry, everything will even out eventually. ^_^

Best regards,

RA1

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Here are the tallies to date for those who entered the MER Contest:

EXPAT 634

Lucky 280

Lurkerspeaks 91

FourAces 79

BiBBoy 77

JKane 73

Five contestants are under 50

300 posts are required to get in the raffle.

I would like a recount please ... if that means I have to move back to FL to get one so be it :o

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I started with 956 posts after five years and this will be my 37th post in thirty days. So I've upped my posting rate by at least half.

With another 121 days to go, I'll need to double my output again just to get a ride in Oz's hat. And even then I'll be merely one of a dozen or more slips of paper competing for a single $500 prize. whistle.png

To be one of the three folks who post 2190 times by May 31st, I'll need to post eighteen times a day. Assuming no one sees me coming and pulls ahead leaving me once again dithering in the dust, my prize will work out to about 23¢ a post. As it's hard for me to create a post in under fifteen minutes, even on a good day, that works out to under a buck an hour. Not bad for 貴州, but barely enough for an organic fig here in Northern California.

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So what is it that keeps so many of my fellow posters' eyes on the prize?

Is it the lure of the lucre?

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The roar of the approving crowds?

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The thrill of the hunt?

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Or perhaps something far more cryptic and cunning?

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Who's willing to share their little secret?

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Who's willing to share their little secret?

LOL, well I was going for the lucre, at least until a certain party pooper popped my balloon by pointing out my efforts would be rewarded on a scale comparable to peasant wages in an inland province of mainland China. :pinch:

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There's always some #*$%@ bean counter with an abacus that kills the dream. :(

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Well, as usual, MsGuy, you're right on target.

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As you suggested, I reached out to a Mr. Hai Gai, Night Production Manager at the Pushi Industrial Company in beautiful downtown Zhejiang, a leading manufacturer of balloons for parties, holidays and commercial purposes.

I asked him how he was able to make a balloon to sell for a mere penny. Productivity! was his answer. When I told him it takes me fifteen minutes to make a post on an escort-related bulletin board with a contest going on, I could hear his guffaws all the way from Ningbo.

necto.gifYou not win that way! he told me.

You need productivity. Make all posts same. Make fast.

Even the most parsimonious bean counter would know at once that he spoke the truth. I thanked him for his insight, ordered an extra tank of helium, and sat down to plot our new strategy. We need posts that are quick to do, and maybe come in a couple of colors for our more fashion-conscious readers. That's it.

Say something like this:

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Only 2152 posts to go!

One after the other, ten seconds tops, and we could smoke this contest! thumbsup.png

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My

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. . . Well, you get the drift. As no one else reads my posts, our secret strategy is safe and you and I could tie this thing up by tomorrow afternoon!

PS: Be on the lookout for a package addressed to MsGuy from Mai Gai. Consider it an early distribution. rolleyes.gif

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