AdamSmith Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 JKane and wayout 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted September 8, 2014 Members Share Posted September 8, 2014 If I had two right feet, I would not wish to be seen undressed either. Best regards, RA1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 hornswoggle The act of masturbating, or the ejaculatory fluid from masturbating, or the the act of ejaculating. "I hornswoggled on my girlfriend's face last night" "There seems to be hornswoggle on my bedsheets" "My mother caught me hornswoggling last night in my bedroom" http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hornswoggle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 MsGuy, JKane and wayout 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 (Click image if the gif doesn't auto-run.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 angry clown When a man goes down on a girl close to her period then looks at the mirror or girl only discover blood around his mouth looking like an angry clown. Chick one says to chick two " my boyfriend went down on me last night I must of got my period because he came up looking like an angry clown! " http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry%20clown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members RA1 Posted September 10, 2014 Members Share Posted September 10, 2014 Jason Fox is one of my favorites. Reminds me of AS. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Outed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 An entire wiki of sick jokes! http://www.sickipedia.org Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 JKane 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AdamSmith Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Louis Edmonds: "...a couple of my incestors..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members RA1 Posted September 13, 2014 Members Share Posted September 13, 2014 Heard on talk radio last night: I have a master's degree in comparative religion. What is your current occupation? Rent-a-cop, which is why I am up all night listening to talk radio. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wayout Posted September 13, 2014 Members Share Posted September 13, 2014 An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, ‘Well, doc, it’s like this–first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. ‘Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. ‘We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.’ The doctor was shocked! ‘You asked your neighbor?’ The old man replied, ‘Yep, none of us could get the jar open.’ lookin, RA1 and AdamSmith 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 That's so funny wayout! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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