Members MsGuy Posted August 15, 2014 Members Share Posted August 15, 2014 your fixation on children's photos is alarming to me. I was gonna write a snippy riposte, but then I got sidetracked researching your name. Guys, I'm not telling either. Seek your own enlightenment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Guys, I'm not telling either. Seek your own enlightenment. More elegant at least than your previous evasion: http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/21701-boytoy-call-for-moderators/?p=122141 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted August 15, 2014 Members Share Posted August 15, 2014 More elegant at least than your previous evasion: http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/21701-boytoy-call-for-moderators/?p=122141 Well I had hoped to avoid an unpleasant confrontation over this matter, my dear AS, but as you ask, so shall you receive: "AS, I think you have to know at least a smidgen of computer tech stuff to be a moderator. Remember a few years back when TY kept deleting posts by accident? Me, I'd probably wind up deleting half the underlying software that runs the site if I had admin rights. I remember when I finally broke down and bought a computer for personal use, I hadn't had it for more than a month when I had to get the windows software reinstalled after I managed to screw it so bad it wouldn't even boot." Please point out exactly where above I actually decline to serve as The Imperial, The Magnificent, The Most August Vice Wizard of The Land of Oz And All Its Dependencies. Rather I would say that I was making a traditional and entirely proper show of humble modesty while awaiting receipt of my Golden Axe of Office, with which I am firmly resolved to instantly relieve your long suffering body of the burden of the protuberance you call a head (should I still be awaiting receipt of your abject apologies). Make haste, sweet Adam... Even as we speak, the sand trickles through your fingers. ---- Elegant enough for ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Elegant enough for ya? Much better! Still deep in da river dat flows by Thebes, but no matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted August 15, 2014 Members Share Posted August 15, 2014 Should I take that as an apology? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Should I take that as an apology? Peace at any price? My acrostic above accuses you of being in denial. Har. QED. Furthermore, it was I, not TY, who nominated you in the first place. How sharper than a serpent's tooth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted August 15, 2014 Members Share Posted August 15, 2014 Will the new moderator be needing an instruction manual? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 P.S. Door prize for whoso can identify that figure cradling the brandy snifter on page previous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest callipygian Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 P.S. Door prize for whoso can identify that figure cradling the brandy snifter on page previous. Roger Collins. I'll expect my door prize at my front door at 8pm, non-showered and ready for extended and deep exploration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Roger Collins. I'll expect my door prize at my front door at 8pm, non-showered and ready for extended and deep exploration. BRAVO!!! While I get your prize ready (ahem), let me stall with this capsule description of Roger from the same source as that pic: He's the finest man who ever breathed. Another word against Roger Collins and it will be pistols at dawn! Or dueling whisks and a timed, omelette-making contest. Or a Grand Marnier drinking contest. And really, you're dealing with two different characters. There's the one before Barnabas shows up and the one after. Prior to Barnabas, he's a magnificent bastard. Afterwards, he's (up to now) just a highly entertaining, catty, queeny uncle for Carolyn and everyone else. It's exactly what the show needs. And maybe what America needs, as well. http://www.collinsporthistoricalsociety.com/2012/06/dark-shadows-experiment.html?m=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest callipygian Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 He's obviously the perfect moderator candidate! But alas, poor Louis has gone to the catty heavens and is probably having a devilish time too boot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 No doubt. He propositioned me at a Dark Shadows convention at the Marriott Marquis Times Square in 1993. (Well within earshot of Lara Parker! ) What ensued shall remain discreetly concealed in the Secret Room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest callipygian Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Ahem! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Ahem! Eh...err... I would proffer my autographed David Henesy poster, but that might tread too close to the verboten category about which you and I have lately snarked at MsGuy for his predeliction in pics... ...a snifter of Jamison while you wait? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest callipygian Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 I'll wait! There appears to be a fault-line hairline crack developing in msguy's argument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 I'll wait! There appears to be a fault-line hairline crack developing in msguy's argument. Shh! Permit him his little declaration of victory, the better then to sneak back up the Natchez Trace pretending nothing happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted August 16, 2014 Members Share Posted August 16, 2014 You two talking about moi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Aww that kid is so cute.. I want a son like that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lookin Posted August 16, 2014 Members Share Posted August 16, 2014 Aww that kid is so cute.. I want a son like that.. Keep 'em coming! AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 I'll expect my door prize at my front door Sufficient & adequate door prize...? ...although I daren't speak to whether front door or back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest callipygian Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Sufficient & adequate door prize...? beach.jpg ...although I daren't speak to whether front door or back! Late - but never too late! The best door is the one which revolves in both directions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 Late - but never too late! HNSY.jpg The best door is the one which revolves in both directions! Absolutely! ...and I believe I'll have a finger of that tipple, while MsGuy isn't looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted August 17, 2014 Members Share Posted August 17, 2014 I think you are proposing MsGuy is MS Guy. But, whatever. However, I would like to know from where and to where you are advancing along the Natchez Trace? It seems to run a good distance but mainly South and, rarely, north. So, please explain. Best regards, RA1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted August 17, 2014 Share Posted August 17, 2014 OK, the footnotes: (1) The post about the Natchez Trace referred to MsGuy's suspected peregrinations, not my own. (2) My post immediately above is a lewd reference to my teenage crush on David Henesy, the child actor in Dark Shadows pictured earlier. (That is the one in 18th-century getup, not the one wielding the battle axe. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted August 17, 2014 Members Share Posted August 17, 2014 Well, I don't know if MsGuy wanders up and down the NT but my guess is that he lives in north MS. Therefore that was confusing. Not an unlikely event. Child actor? Well, I suppose that is perfectly OK during the time you were a child. Thanks for the falcon-like reply. Best regards, RA1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
