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The Winners of the 69th Annual BOYTOY awards......

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The stars are cumming out tonight for the big reveal... Let's see who we can spot on the red carpet....

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and now as we enter the auditorium, let's all give a big round of applause to our Hostess for this evening, The one and only, Laverne Cox.....

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But before we get started with the ceremonies, we need a word from our sponsor...

And we are back.. to start off the evening, we have reunited two of your favorites to present the Joan Rivers Award. Here we have Ralph Woods and Pierre Fitch...

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The nominees are Suckrates, Lucky, and Lurkerspeaks

And the winner of the Joan Rivers Award for the poster who always speaks his mind, no matter what.... goes to.......

LUCKY

The next category will be the Ellen Degeneres award, which goes to the poster most everyone likes...

The nominees are AdamSmith, MsGuy, and Lookin...

And the winner is......

LOOKIN.

And here to present the Walt Disney award, to the most wholesome poster, is one our biggest supporters in Hollywood, Daniel Radcliffe....

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The nominees for the Walt Disney Awards are Hito and Lookin...

And the trophy goes to....

HITO.

and now it is time for a word from another sponsor..

And we are back...

Lets get right to it..

the next award of the evening is the Ansel Adams Award, for the best visuals poster..

The nominees are Suckrates, and Tomcal.

And the winner is....

SUCKRATES

I see we are running a little late, so i will keep the evening going and get to the next award..

The Ryan Sea(men)crest Award is for the poster who keeps us up to date on the latest LA/Weho goings on....

The nominees are Expat and JKane...

And the gstring award goes to..

EXPAT

And now for our final award of the evening... the Lewis & Clark award, for the poster with the best travel journals..

The nominees for this category are Tomcal, Driver, and the Great and Powerful OZ...

It was a close race, the nominees all do a great job, but the winner is....

TOMCAL.

Thank you to all the people who took the time to nominate and/or vote. I couldn't have done it without each and every one of you...

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That is one great post, Lurkerspeaks! :thumbsup:

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Congrats to all the carpet-munchers and many thanks for the fun. :P

Lookin, you would be even more speechless if you knew that was me on the other side of the wall. ^_^

Lurker, great job and great post! I am sorely disappointed but I won't ask for a recount. That being said, is my consolidation prize a night with a cute Jewish boy in Tel Aviv?

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Silly me.. how could I forget about the grand prize---the Sissy Be Onhisknees award for Lifetime Achievement. This award goes to the person who has done the most over the year to keep the topic of rental boys and boytoys in general in the public eye.

The award goes to ............drumroll please................

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Totally Oz..

Congrats and thanks for all you do.

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Silly me.. how could I forget about the grand prize---the Sissy Be Onhisknees award for Lifetime Achievement. This award goes to the person who has done the most over the year to keep the topic of rental boys and boytoys in general in the public eye.

The award goes to ............drumroll please................

down....

down....

down further...

and still further....

Totally Oz..

Congrats and thanks for all you do.

Oh my goodness. I was not expecting this considering how many boytoy, rentboy and hooker lovers we have here. I have to first thank those that gave me my first experiences in hookerdoom.

Brad. - Gaiety escort from Montreal and when he asked if I wanted sex with him, I thought I was in heaven. Of course this was my first foray into pay sex and all we did was I sucked him off and gave him 150. The end.

Sergio - One of my first three ways with my real boyfriend and someone who stayed with me for many years. Fucking his ass was a true highlight for me. At one Thanksgiving after dinner sleepover, he took both my boyfriend’s big cock and another big dicked boy from the Gaiety up his ass at one time. I truly loved watching this while fucking another guy who was blowing another guy. And, for those of you that visited my NYC apartment, this all happened on the fold up sofa bed and you know how little space we had.

Alex - My first love affair in Brazil. He stayed with me and my boyfriend for over 2 weeks on my first trip. He had a great dick and a sweet ass and I loved fucking him while he was fucking my androgynous boyfriend. I have never met anyone who loved cum more than him. So much so, I took him with me to Paris one year and he showed up all hairy. I thought I had fallen for a twink. But, I didn’t. He was a man man. He got some Nair and took all the hair off the first night in Paris and we continued our cum fest.

Mr. T. - On my first trip to Thailand, he was with me for weeks. This guy loved to get fucked over and over and loved 3 ways. A true rarity for a Thai guy. He told me he was 19. He was not. After a week, he told me he was in his early twenties and I told him that was fine. When we checked into the Marriott, I asked the clerk how old his license said and they said 29. He looked 18 and still to this day when I see him, I say, “How old are you?” and he says 19. He still looks 19. He still loves getting fucked. It wasn’t for one year that I found out he was a ladyboy. LOL He has not tits and not women’s clothes but that is what he considered himself.

Lastly, I’d like to thank the cute Puerto Rican twink I met in a photo book who loved bareback sex, swallowing cum and getting fucked hard. I told him he was too rough to work for my agency and no bareback sex was allowed. But, I told him anytime he wanted to earn 100 USD to knock on my door. He did that hundreds of times over a few years and each time, that sweet ass was yummy. Once he walked him dropped him pants and said, “I have 10 minutes.” I said, “OK, I’ll try.” He said, “I’ll make sure you cum.” His ass worked and moved and grooved and he was right. In under 10 minutes, in the hallway to my apartment, he was in and out. I was happy and he was happy. Once, I took him to Fire Island. He wanted money to spend the weekend and in one day, earned 500 dollars from me. Needless to say, I was drained dry and with no money to get back to the city. But, the dunes were fun and I enjoyed others watching me fuck this sexy PR stud! To his benefit, he was a great guy. But, he was also a true thug and other boys were scared of him. LOL

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Oh my what a great honor! There are so many people to thank. First of all I would like thank the organizer of this fabulous event, Lurker. You have been an exceptional post here and brought numerous joyful memories to us. ^_^ Lookin, I congratulate you for being nominated for this category and truly think you should have won. You have been a great inspiration and encouraged me with your Likes on my posts so much that I could not have won this award without your support. I thank Oz for providing this wonderful site and MsGuy for always supporting me. Suckrates for his love and finding my posts cute...And I have to say this last, my AS.. Thank you for your support and love, dear. ^_^ There are so many people to thank but I will stop here. I will thank others I missed at the after party.

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Oh my what a great honor! There are so many people to thank. First of all I would like thank the organizer of this fabulous event, Lurker. You have been an exceptional post here and brought numerous joyful memories to us. :smile: Lookin, I congratulate you for being nominated for this category and truly think you should have won. You have been a great inspiration and encouraged me with your Likes on my posts so much that I could not have won this award without your support. I thank Oz for providing this wonderful site and MsGuy for always supporting me. Suckrates for his love and finding my posts cute...And I have to say this last, my AS.. Thank you for your support and love, dear. :smile: There are so many people to thank but I will stop here. I will thank others I missed at the after party.

HITO, I know you won the Walt Disney but WTF is that ??? I know it wasnt for having sex with 7 Dwarfs: Adam would have won that !

What I want to know is, "Who are you wearing" ???? Let's see, what would go with CROCS ? Perhaps your gown is by Targ'et...?

Anyway, Congrats to all the winners, but what's a fucking Honor without a Prize. Useless ! Unless lurker is sending a Brinks truck with my Diamond crown, here is my acceptance speech........... I will let Grandma Suckrates accept on my Behalf......

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