Members Lucky Posted January 4, 2018 Members Share Posted January 4, 2018 For anyone interested, penis bleaching by laser is now available at a Thai hospital. Check out this article and then book your flight to Bangkok and make that appointment! http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/penis-bleaching-bigger-article-1.3737468 (They didn't have any before and after pictures!) MsGuy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted January 4, 2018 Members Share Posted January 4, 2018 This Newsweek article has a before and after sketch. Only in Bankok! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted January 5, 2018 Author Members Share Posted January 5, 2018 I can probably imagine the before and afters, but I can't imagine myself having the procedure. A Thai newspaper has a few more details including a first um, hand report: http://www.nationmultimedia.com/detail/national/30335410 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I want a black penis. Candyman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tassojunior Posted January 5, 2018 Members Share Posted January 5, 2018 To match all the anal bleaching everyone's been getting for so long. I think that's still the #1 cosmetic procedure in the US. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Lucky Posted January 5, 2018 Author Members Share Posted January 5, 2018 "Everyone's been getting" Anal bleaching is wonderful when needed. But everyone doesn't need it! I don't know anyone who has done that. Maybe a new boy band could adopt the name Anal Bleachers and then it would take off! But, to date, I haven't needed it and don't expect to. But if anyone here has done it, please post a photo so we can all know what it looks like ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 MsGuy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tassojunior Posted January 5, 2018 Members Share Posted January 5, 2018 I had a Czech guy once (in Vegas) who seemed to have a botched job....maybe self-applied. It was if bleach were spilled on part of the crack as well as the anus itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Ugg. How gross was that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tassojunior Posted January 5, 2018 Members Share Posted January 5, 2018 Sort of made a ying-yang symbol around his anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 hour ago, tassojunior said: Sort of made a ying-yang symbol around his anus. Or maybe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted January 6, 2018 Members Share Posted January 6, 2018 I think I was treated once by the rod of Ascelpius.. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 25 minutes ago, RA1 said: I think I was treated once by the rod of Ascelpius.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 I think I was treated by Rod Power once. AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 1 hour ago, BiBottomBoy said: I think I was treated by Rod Power once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Imagine a world where men want the whitest dicks they can have.... ...we'll see you there.... in The Twilight Zone AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 34 minutes ago, BiBottomBoy said: Imagine a world where men want the whitest dicks they can have.... ...we'll see you there.... in The Twilight Zone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Stewardess there is a man on the wing with a dark dick! AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RA1 Posted January 6, 2018 Members Share Posted January 6, 2018 He just stepped out for a smoke, as per current airline regs. Best regards, RA1 AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 His big black cock will be back shortly AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 4 hours ago, BiBottomBoy said: His big black cock will be back shortly Almost a Dr Seuss line! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 White Cock! Blue Cock! All the cock is cock cock! AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 31 minutes ago, BiBottomBoy said: White Cock! Blue Cock! All the cock is cock cock! Scribblings of the artist as a young man King Bolo's swarthy bodyguard Were called the Jersey lilies A wild and hardy set of blacks Undaunted by syphilis. They wore the national uniform Of a garland of verbenas And a pair of great big hairy balls And a big black knotty penis. Old Possum's treasury of smutty verse TS Eliot's secret bawdy side is revealed in newly published poems http://www.independent.co.uk/news/old-possums-treasury-of-smutty-verse-1311139.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiBottomBoy Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Elliot was a dirty bastard even in his published poems. AdamSmith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 22 minutes ago, BiBottomBoy said: Elliot was a dirty bastard even in his published poems. The Waste Land (its key tonalities lifted entirely from Tennyson, then papered over with cartloads of High Modernist bric-a-brac) is nothing but one long late-adolescent moan about the difficulties of Getting It Up and Getting It In. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
