stevenkesslar

I'm gonna be glued to my seat. Is it too much to hope that they play YMCA?

LOL. That's funny! America is great! Canada sucks! We are winning! Gas prices and food are cheaper than ever! The Trump family has sacrificed everything to restore America to greatness! The whole world loves and respects America!

Perhaps. Frankly, Sir, I find your language to be somewhat coarse. Being an American, I prefer to be a bit more subtle and diplomatic in my approach. 🙄 ‘We've told them he cannot come’: Republicans grapple with how to handle Trump on the trail I'd just say Trump is a stinking losing pile of shit. And even Team Trump knows they picked an amoeba-brained loser who got them into a losing war because he destroys everything to enrich himself and his family and cronies. And the whole fucking world suffers for it. And if the Iranian theocrats retaliate by flushing the piece of shit down the toilet, then we have a castrated pussy boy POTUS. You don't get your balls back after a guy like Trump publicly castrates you. Just ask Mike Pence. I'll give Castrated Pussy Veep Vance credit for this much. Unlike his amoeba brained boss, he did understand why this was inevitably going to go badly for America. Unless President No More Forever Wars While I Enrich My Family decided to slaughter tens or hundreds of thousands of Americans, and Iranians, in a ground war. Canada, rudely, would of course be on no help. Socialists! But proof of concept that Castrated Pussy Veep Vance is in fact a castrated man is that his objections were useless. A castrated pussy boy doesn't have a chance against an amoeba brained fighter like Trump. Or against someone with a brain and a strategy like El Sayed. So the pussy boy says ridiculously stupid things that even our good and loyal and true pup @Barknaway knows is total bullshit. America is doing the world a service? It's adding insult to injury.

It's actually fun to watch them running scared. Especially castrated little pussy JD Vance. I will give Trump credit for this. If you are going to be Roy Cohn, you really want to be an incredible asshole. It's the logic of authoritarians. If they don't lick the shit off your ass, kill them. Or at least be relentlessly insulting to Lyin Ted Cruz and Little Marco Rubio. And if if you can shoot someone in the middle of 5th Ave. and get away with it, why the fuck not? 🤔 I don't get it, since I am not an authoritarian follower. But JD Vance is a castrated little pussy compared to Trump. The castrated little pussy has been saying for years we should be America First. And we should not be spending blood and treasure in places like Ukraine or Iran. And then his narcissistic amoeba brain boss invades Iran on a whim. And the castrated little pussy says has to eat his words in public defending President Amoeba's dumb fuck impulses. The castrated little pussy is gonna have to explain why he was the mouthpiece for a fucked up and failed war that is America Last in 2028. Pussy! So the castrated little pussy boy uses Dog Whistle 101 language about how El Sayed thinks we should "have sharia law". And how if you criticize that idea you must be a White supremacist. And about how El Sayed is "evil" for some vague reason that better describes how Donald Trump sows hatred by pitting one group against another. So El Sayed goes into how making health care and food unaffordable is what's really evil. El Sayed has actually done slightly better in the polls since the castrated little pussy boy started a fight he can't win. But that is what these losers do. Start fights they can't win. I think El Sayed does come off a little too cocky for his own good. But in this case the castrated little pussy boy asked for it by calling him "evil" for allegedly doing what Vance's amoeba brain boss actually does do - constantly. Abdul had the better insult, I think. He just called Vance boring. There is no evidence so far that "communist" or "evil" or "they want sharia law" is working. It's just pussy boys using dog whistles. Poor Papaw can't help. Maybe JD's momma will punch Abdul, like she said she's like to to protect her castrated pussy boy son.

In this case, what's the difference?

I tuned it out. I know all I need to understand. It is an utter disgrace. The question now is does he try something that is illegal, or should be, when he loses the midterms?

That's a shrew-ed response. 🙄

And speaking of cesspool. There are few conservative blowhards I dislike more than Ted Cruz and Laura Ingraham. So this is sweet. Tell it, Lyin Ted. They obviously have figured out they have a big Texas problem. And the two cesspool buddies are whining like bitches. Poor things! We've all learned that polls consistently underestimate Trump's support - when he is on the ballot. It seems to me that with midterms it is either neutral, or even that polls underestimate Democratic strength. 2022 was expected to go badly for Democrats, and it didn't. In 2018 I was following a bunch of Senate races I was contributing too closely. And the polls were pretty accurate. McCaskill in Missouri and Heitkamp in North Dakota, among others, were doing okay in the polls until the whole Kavanaugh thing started. Which drove out the Testicle Vote in red states, but helped women in House races in blue districts. So it ain't over until it's over. But even without any more of a blue wave than we have right now, looks like we keep Georgia and Michigan and gain North Carolina, Ohio, Maine, and Alaska. That's technically enough. So Democrats don't need Texas or Iowa to have a majority. But if something that could be called a real blue wave develops, Iowa and Texas could go blue again, too. Kicking Ken Paxton and Ted Cruz in the balls would sure be sweet! And since Iowa really turned solid red due to Trump, and Texas has been solid red for a long time, getting a Democrat elected to the Senate in either or both states would be a clear sign that our piece of shit POTUS that could never win 50.000000001 % is just a miserable fucking loser! Of course, we could always send Trump to Canada, rather than prison. Canadians seem to love Trump! 🤔

The interesting question is who would get more pleasure out of getting rid of Trump: the theocrats in Iran, or Congressional Republicans? I do have a favor to ask. For my Canadian sister-in-law, of course. Is it at all possible we could get Kimberly Guilfolye to speak?

That's actually very good news for Melania. Dince she never lets The Incompetent Rapist touch her anymore. Rapist Reject, Term 1 Rapist Reject, Term 2 Anyhoo, not to worry about @Barknaway. Lots of kids with HIV all over the world will die thanks to Trump and Musk. That's the kind of stuff that makes our good and loyal and true pup bark in obedience! Bark, Murder Dog, bark!

Please don't tell @Barknaway. He's had so much winning lately. Really the greatest winning ever. And people are saying even the most winning in all of human history. He is good and loyal and true. But I'm not sure if he can handle any more winning.

There's a weird set of good news and bad news. The obvious bad news is that this is an unnecessary and stupid and self-destructive attack by an unpopular losing POTUS with the strategy of an amoeba. Although technically Trump is worse than an amoeba. His shape shifting is based on narcissism and greed. But they both have jelly brains. And neither can control themselves, So there will be lots of unnecessary suffering in higher prices and jobs losses. America Is Great Again! The good news, speaking as a partisan Democrat, is The Amoeba POTUS threw Susan Collins and Mike Rogers under the bus by attacking Canada. El-Sayed just gave a nice speech talking about how Mike Rogers will pour honey over Trump's stinky ass and lick it off. Because he is a rich Florida ass kisser who likes money and powet. It will be Great American Honey, not Socialist Canada Crap, by the way! And, no. Abdul did not spell it out as colorfully as I just did. But maybe this is why Abdul's poll numbers are nudging up, and Rogers isn't. This also makes a case for renaming Lake Ontario. We really should rename it in Trump's honor. I do think The Gulf Of Grift has a nice ring to it. Lake Grift? Not so much. But I think Lake Amoeba is worth thinking about. The stupid piece of shit has no idea why he is losing. He has no idea that he has made America enormously weaker. He's just a raping lying power hungry greedy stupid piece of shit that excels at destruction.

And since the original point of this thread was political violence, two interesting things happened this weekend. El-Sayed is leading Rogers in the polls. And while smart pollsters like Trump's guy Fabrizio have questioned several polls' weighting and accuracy, the trend for El-Sayed appears to be up, not down. That trend is of course true for Democrats all over the US as even MAGA people abandon the stupid piece of shit POTUS. But not Stupid Murder Dog @Barknaway, who is always good and loyal and true. El-Sayed made an apology to the Michigan Jewish community at an annual event. The apology ("I'm sorry", verbatim) related to his saying "hurt people hurt people" when an angry Muslim who just had four relatives killed by the IDF in Lebanon decided to kill some Jews, and ended up committing suicide. Thankfully, he failed to kill Jews. El-Sayed condemned the attack at the time. But he apologized for adding "context." Whitmer got it right by being simple and blunt: "Yesterday's attack was anti-Semitism. It was hate, plain and simple. El Sayed saying "I'm sorry", directly, was a smart thing to do. Mike Rogers will still argue this Muslim is the incarnation of evil. Not that all Muslims are, of course. He will argue El-Sayed is a radical democratic socialist, even though one thing Abdul is clear about is his capitalism. As well as his oft-stated repudiation of anti-Semitism and concern for the safety as well as happiness of Jews in Michigan. The polls do not suggest the demonizing is working. In fact, they may be backfiring. It was smart for El-Sayed to apologize in the way he did. But I ain't holding my breath for Trump or Rogers or The Genocide Jew to apologize to Muslims in Michigan who lost loved ones. And, of course, if @Barknaway could rip Abdul's throat open it would be so much more exciting for our Stupid American Murder Dog than petty shit. Like kids all over the world dying of AIDS thanks to Trump and Musk, and Iranian girls burning alive thanks to US bombs and lies. Kill, @Barknaway, kill! You are good and loyal and true! And speaking of killing and children at risk: Netanyahu son evacuated from US over threat Yair Netanyahu moved to Miami in 2023. Good to know The Genocide Jew's son liked Miami, and felt safe in the US. I'm sure his relocation to the US had nothing to do with any kind of online inflammatory behavior or name calling. And if he did offend people or say things that earned the praise of America's Top White Supremacists, I'm sure the son of The Genocide Jew apologized like Abdullah just did. He must be a swell guy. And I'm sure this has nothing to do with The Genocide Jew's genocide in Gaza. Which is of course an anti-Semitic lie. And I'm sure this has nothing to do with how The Genocide Jew killed the Evil Ayatollah. Or his daughter. Or his son-in-law. Or his 14 month old grand daughter. I mean, The Genocode Jew's son is probably a really cool guy. Whereas that Evil Ayatollah's granddaughter was probably spreading evil shit on Junior Tik Tok. Right, @Barknaway? 🤔 Someone insensitive might say, "Hurt people hurt people." Of course, there's that even more insensitive phrase from the Old Testament. But who would ever say a thing like that?

Poor John Kelly. He missed his chance to work in the Oval Office when it was made great again, with gold! 🙄

I think the Stupid American Murder Dog is going to need a lot of treats and emotional support. Didn't Elon Musk and Trump have enough kids with HIV die to make the Stupid American Murder Dog bark for joy? Do we have to burn some more Iranian school girls to death and lie about it for the Stupid American Murder Dog to bark and be happy? If we take enough seniors and poor families off Medicaid will the Stupid Murder Dog not be so emotionally whacked out? I know he is old and stupid and losing it. And I know the Stupid Murder Dog celebrates death and pain and misery and barks for joy. But he really is starting to spiral more in denying that Trump is the loser the whole world knows he is. Stay strong, Stupid Murder Dog! Bark! Kill! More kids will die of HIV today thanks to Musk and Trump! Blame Evil Fauci! Bark! Elon Musk will be even richer off government contracts! Bark! Attack some Iranian for fun, Stupid Murder Dog! You are a good dog! Bark! Bite! Kill! You are good and loyal and true! Kill! Bark! Kill! Trump will never lose! We will name the galaxy after Trump to honor him! America is great and we are only and always winning! Kill, dog, kill!

Seriously, guys. Fun is fun. But after Trump is gone, shouldn't we have some way of honoring all the ways he made America, and Iran, great again?

Doesn't it seem a bit hypocritical? Trump chose to overstay his welcome in violation of our nation's laws. And no one is arresting and deporting him! 🤔

She'd fit right in. Where is Roger Ailes when you need him, anyway?

I think it all ended up in the Oval Office. He's the King of Tacky Rape. And Incompetence. Is America Great Again yet? I forgot to notice when I filled up my tank with gas.

Like Mnuchin, I'm sure he will make even more money after The Shit Show ends. Isn't that the point, after all? To enrich Trump and his kids and cronies? Homes are more unaffordable. Gas is more unaffordable. Make America Great Again! But Canada lost it's chance. Never will understand why Canada didn't want to be our 51st state! But that's socialism for you!

Today Hot Gay Treasury Daddy Bessent announced sweeping sanctions against Cuba Iran. President Trump was unable to attend the press conference since Natalie was changing his diapers. It was a clear signal of the President's mental determination and strategic prowess. Donald Trump Jr. attended, and offered to make lots of money selling drones if it would help Make America Great Again. Hot Gay Daddy Bessent boldly announced, "These will be the most effective BDE sanctions ever. And I know all about BDE!" He said that they will be even more effective than US sanctions against Cuba. "It is certain the Iranian regime will collapse by no later than 2097!" Bessent said. The Iranian regime responded with stupid lies that make no sense, as they always do. Stupid Muslims!

Time for a test. Who has more BDE? 1. Jon Ossoff. 2. Chris Cuomo 3. Bill O'Reilly. (No, Sis. Jared Kushner is not a choice.) Chris Cuomo Slams Bill O’Reilly for Saying He’d Support Putin Over Ossoff: ‘You Would Vote for a Murderer?’

The stupid American Murder Dog is so stupid it is almost funny. If it's weren't murder, sadly. Make America Great Again! Bark, dog, bark! Kill, dog, kill! Tariff, dog, tariff! Good boy! Good boy!

Are we talking about a t-short or pajamas for our Stupid Murder Dog @Barknaway? If so, I like any of these designs: Now, first, it is true. @Barknaway is an ignorant Stupid Murder Dog. And it is because of Stupid Pups like @Barknaway that that charts says what you and I understand it says. So lets be clear that @Barknaway barks in joy when kids in Asia die of HIV, because USAID will not reliably give out medicine thanks to Musk and Trump. But you have to understand that @Barknaway is a Dumb American Dog. It's not that he wants kids to die. It's that he is good and loyal and true. Now, when it comes to burning Iranian school girls to death and lying about it, maybe it is true that @Barknaway gets a little excited about the idea that our leaders can't be relied on to tell the truth. Or make reliable trade deals. But remember. @Barknaway is good and loyal and true to Trump. He just wants America To Be Great Again. If you had to deal with all the disrespect Canada hurls at us, not wanting to be our 51st state and what not, you'd probably feel like @Barknaway, too. 🙄 Above all else, @Barknaway is dumb as a rock. Which is no doubt why amoeba strategy brained Trump loves him. @Barknaway won't talk back to Trump like those assholes Vance or Rubio or the generals when Trump says let's bomb Iran. @Barknaway, good and loyal and true, will just go in like a patriot and start ripping kids' throats open. So @Barknaway won't even understand what the fuck the t-shirt says. He'll just think it's a groovy looking "X". Since there are some indications in his posts that he is able to understand very basic language. He will find the t-shirt as emotionally comforting as his stupid Tik Tok videos. I think it would make a great t-shirt design for @Barknaway. It is thanks to Stupid Murder Dogs like him that we are where we are. America has never been greater!

There is a concern about getting more beef into the US. Perhaps we could even waive the tariffs if you brought some strapping hockey players with you. (Okay. He's from Texas. But it's just a fantasy, anyway.)