Everything posted by stevenkesslar
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Will @Barknaway dump Trump? Or will he be turned into Trump Steaks?
Well, ironically, there seems to be lots of Gay Eye Candy. I thought of checking in with the Barking Murder Dog. But he was too busy being ignorant and boring. So I consulted with the 1920's instead. They said we're at about 1926 in the Recurring Cult Of Right Wing Masculinity'
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Will @Barknaway dump Trump? Or will he be turned into Trump Steaks?
No. But I have watched Tom Holland take his shirt off. Does that count? It is actually painful to watch Rogan, because he says so many stupid fact-free things. Call me vain. But it doesn't surprise me that a bunch of these manosphere guys apparently feel they were a bit misinformed about Trump and his intentions. Poor things. That said, at least Rogan's ignorance is more interesting than the barking dog's stupid and boring videos. The Nelk Boys are actually kind of funny, and cute. I entered their sweepstakes for two fans to spend "a night with the fucking boys where we absolutely send it and we take take you out for a night in fucking LA." I'm sure my Sister In Cock and I will fit right in! Did I mention the cutie on the left is Canadian? Make America Great Again! Or just make money! So I should watch the documentary, I guess. It would no doubt be the Christian thing to do.
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Will @Barknaway dump Trump? Or will he be turned into Trump Steaks?
But of course, Sis. Nobody listens to the nonsense. But that's not really the point. I'll take that as one vote for Trump Steaks. Your youth, beauty, and grace is superior, as it has been since childhood. But, as always, I'm just wondering: how can I be the best Christian? I'm sure Michael and Evita would want it that way. By the way, Sis. Not to pry. But do you have anything to confess?
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Will @Barknaway dump Trump? Or will he be turned into Trump Steaks?
Guys, I am really worried about @Barknaway. Is this how he is going to end up? Granted, most people don't like the taste of dog meat. But Trump will ditch anyone, and sell anything. If he can make a buck off it. Even if it is a loser, like he is. Speaking of what a loser piece of shit Trump is, here's the problem: The manosphere sours on Trump Now, this makes perfect sense. When Bono tells Joe Rogan millions of kids will die all over the world - in fact, some are already dying - because of USAID cuts to the treatment of AIDS and other diseases, you'd think that might be enough for Joe. Under Biden and Harris we cut the child poverty rate in half for one year. Under Trump, we're kicking poor American kids of every race off health care. And food. You'd think these things might make a difference. But, no. It's Andrew and Tristan Tate. Such betrayal of two good fellas! One wonders what Barron thinks? Anyhoo, our stupid barking Murder Dog is in quite a predicament. Being human, I kind of wish the Stupid Murder Dog would think, "I'd rather have kids not be poor than be dead of HIV in the countries I pay for escorts in." But we all have to remember. @Barknaway is not a normal human. He is a Stupid Murder Dog. He is good. And loyal. And true. And it's not even that @Barknaway is wrong to want kids to be poor and die. Any more than his mother was wrong to like Joe Biden. It's just simple. @Barknaway is a dog. He is good and loyal and true. If Trump wants to kill kids, or even just take their health care away, it is obviously the right thing to do. Bark, dog, bark! I am hoping @Barknaway keeps thinking this way. Because if he gets it in his Stupid Murder Dog brain that maybe it is time to dump Trump, like Joe Rogan and others are thinking, it could be devastating for @Barknaway. Yeah, he'll need thousands of emotional support videos. Ain't it cute? Such a cute Stupid Murder Dog. But it is worse than that, guys. Those of us who are not into the whole Tik Tok bullshit thing know Trump is a stupid and mean raping lying son of a bitch. And a loser. If @Barknaway abandons Trump, too, he may pay for it with his life. Even a Stupid Murder Dog doesn't deserve that, methinks. What do you guys think? Is it better for more kids in Africa and Asia to die, and kids in the US to lose their health care and food, so @Barknaway can feel good and loyal and true? Or is it better for him to dump Trump, and take the risk of being turned into Trump Steaks? And remember. None of this is @Barknaway's fault, either way. He is good and loyal and true.
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The 2026 Midterms
From Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/DZUsLDVjx7K/?img_index=1 TALK ABOUT “DEI” (DIDN’T EARN IT) 🚨 Trump recently endorsed Michael Alfonso for Wisconsin’s 7th Congressional District — the 25-year-old son-in-law of reality star-turned-Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy. The CATCH⁉️ Michael Alfonso doesn’t even live in Wisconsin! He’s from Florida and is registered to vote in Florida. But he’s ALSO registered to vote in Hayward Wisconsin, but there’s no history of him ever voting there… 🤔 BOTH of those registrations are listed as “active.” His Wisconsin voting history gives his address as the home in Sawyer County that is owned by Sean and Rachel Duffy... 🤔
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Democrats Need BTE
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I'm surprised. And delighted. I know nothing about Crawley. But I wasn't wildly impressed with Hong. If you listen to her side by side with El-Sayed, I think the difference is clear. Or, just so I don't sound sexist, put Hong side by side with Elizabeth Warren. El-Sayed is usually meticulously on message. The thing that bothers me about him, which is a guy thing, is he can't help letting his vanity seep through. And making unforced errors like calling Fetterman an "asshole." Or, worse, telling an opponent that Muslims hate him. It's guy stuff. That said, there were guys who loved that Trump was a felon. So it goes to your point about testosterone. Arguably Ossoff has more BDE because he doesn't have to show it off. Hong had a hard time staying on message, at least on the clips I watched. When she tried to explain weird ideas like cancelling Thanksgiving, she just said more weird things. Add a limited history of bipolar disorder and mental health issues, and it was easy to wonder if something was just a bit off. Maybe it is sexist. But being cocky is okay, and arguably desirable for a certain demographic. Being weird is not. Others noticed. Sanders and AOC did not embrace her, for whatever reason. They probably don't want "democratic socialism" to be associated with losing general elections. More broadly, this could not be clearer to all Democrats. If we want to win, we need BTE, BDE, and SME (Small Money Energy). We had two very close races, which one progressive barely won and one progressive barely lost. If El-Sayed wins the fight to get money out of politics advances. There is some history here I love. In the 1980's no one thought Paul Wellstone could be elected to the Senate. Too progressive. Peggy Flanagan comes right out of that tradition. She taught at Camp Wellstone, where Walz was a student. Walz is a great example of how to win. When he won the Southern Minnesota purplish house seat where Wellstone taught college, he was one of the most pro-gun moderate Democrats. When he became Governor, he ran and won and governed as a progressive. Now his Lt. Guv can run in a primary as a progressive and kick her moderate opponent's ass. And it kind of gets buried in the news. Because now Hong and El-Sayed are the cutting edge. So things are moving to the left. With a focus on being able to win general elections. If liberals and moderates can't unite, we lose. If we unite, we win. I watched a WaPo interview of Ruy Teixeira. Who I think now is persona non grata for saying things most Democrats don't want to hear. He seems certain this democratic socialism project is going to fail, and just make Democrats more unelectable in general. And who am I to quarrel with the guy who wrote The Emerging Democratic Majority? That said, one person who can dispute Teixeira is his co-author John Judis. Who was and is a democratic socialist. I think Judis would agree with Teixeira that Democrats have to focus on economic populism. The old time labor stuff. And ditch the woke college student stuff like LatinX and open borders. I don't think Judis is as pessimistic as Teixeira. Teixeira comes out of think tanks. Judis has always been a journalist, starting at democratic socialist In These Times. I think he is much more connected to, and appreciative of, grassroots movements. A few other factoids. If Crowley and Florida Republican Byron Donalds wins, we will have two more Black Governors. Donalds will be the first Black Republican Governor. So identity politics advances, even covertly among Republicans. And speaking of Native Americans, Flanagan and Alaska's Peltola would be the first two Native American women in the US Senate. Deb Haaland may at the same time be New Mexico's first Native American Guv. How woke is that? But, please. Don't call it woke. This Minnesota ticket sets the tone. Amy Klo is definitely a moderate, and Flanagan is definitely a progressive. Run and win, which they will. Sends exactly the right message and tone. John and I ran into our fantastic Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan and her daughter looking stylish as ever at the MN State Fair! They won't cancel Thanksgiving. Or the Minnesota State Fair.- Steve Kesslar wins Green Giant Peas Prize
Well, my Sister In Cock got youth, beauty, grace, and a well hung cock. At least I got humility and kindness. 🙄- Steve Kesslar wins Green Giant Peas Prize
It's classic Trump. I'd argue he was not deflated. He did what Trump does. Just rolled right into the next lie with zero pause. When one lie doesn't work, flood the zone with more lies. Lie about manufacturing investment, as he did in that clip. Burn Iranian girls to death and lie about it. Kill Asian kids with HIV by cutting their meds and lie about it. Say we're winning a war when everyone knows we're losing. He even lies about getting lied to by the Genocide Jew. Marco Rubio was no doubt thinking, "Fuck! He's so stupid he believes this shit?" JD Vance was no doubt thinking, "Fuck! He's so stupid he believes this shit?" But amoeba brain Trump believes he is great, and will buy any Genocide Jew lie about how great he is. We've lost over 100,000 manufacturing jobs. But tell Trump that and the raping liar will just lie more. He is a worthless lying failing POTUS that even Republicans and right-wing papers are cutting loose.- California Governor
I noticed that. Shows you how much he cares about the White House staff. The big question is: who will he blame his failure in Iran on: JD or Marco?- Democrats Need BTE
With Pete and Chasten, fine. But let's not pretend your public service with Zohran is versatile, Sis. I like to think of that relationship as Christian. You know it is better to give then to receive. And he is trying to help those on the bottom.- Democrats Need BTE
What if Pete and Chasten run together? At least that way we can find out which one is which. Pete actually looks well fucked, doesn't he?- American news media exposed
I decided a long time ago it doesn't really matter. In fact, it's kind of a compliment if authoritarian states are using our freedoms and ability to dissent to tear us apart. That which does not kill us makes us stronger. And, hey. The stupid barking dog is all about barking when kids dies, and Republicans die. So maybe he's a bot. Or maybe he is just stupid and cruel. Who knows, and who cares? I'll just be bummed if the pup gets chopped up into Trump Steaks.- American news media exposed
Here's the stupid yapping dog at it again, celebrating death and misery. The stupid yapping murder dog barks and barks when kids die of HIV thanks to Elon Musk. Bark, dog, bark. Kill, dog, kill. Kill poor African and Asian kids. No one gives a shit. Defund them and kill them. The journalist is right. RFK Jr. did open his murder mouth and spread his bullshit about COVID vaccines being the deadliest ever. The stupid barking murder dog celebrates all the Republicans who died. Fact-checking Presidential Candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., on Vaccines, Autism, and Covid-19 Ha ha ha! "Fact checking" my ass. These asshole scientists destroyed public trust in science by telling me science I don't want to hear. What the fuck do they know? Stop them, stupid murder dog. Defund the scientists who insist on science! Throw their asses in jail! Bark, dog, bark. Celebrate all the Republican anti-vaxxers who died. Lucky you, stupid dog. More children will die today because Musk and Trump took their meds away. Doesn't dead children make you hate Fauci even more? It's his fault with all his vaccines and shit! Bark, dog, bark! Celebrate death and ignorance!- Steve Kesslar wins Green Giant Peas Prize
Hey, if Carney wants to dream of middle power peace, great. But I'm a realist. The one thing we do have going for us is Trump's narcissism. He knows if he negotiates a weak peace - if you can even call it that - he's a loser. He knows if he commits ground troops - he's a loser. The Genocide Jew will no doubt keep trying like the genocidal piece of shit he is to lure the US down the path to more death and destruction. But I think that game is over - even with Trump. I think Robert Pape is right. There could be some kind of symbolic effort involving boots on the ground in some small piece of land in a corner of Iran. But even that seems like too big a risk, given how devastating the loss for the strategic aomeba already is. Donald Trump Won the Iran War The maximalists wanted regime change, the minimalists wanted nothing, and the doubters see only waffling. Carafano’s answer: the victor gets to define victory — and everywhere you look, the region is moving Trump’s way. Actually, everything in that article is complete delusion. But it makes my point. Delusion is a powerful thing. There is one idea in the article that is key, and correct. What the author calls his "theory of victory." The idea is very simple. Even our stupid barking murder dog will get it. Trump always wins. As the winner, he defines how he won. And how his brilliant victory made America great again. Just wait for it. He's even gonna demand I give him my Peas Prize. But I will not give in. I'm a communist, after all. The stupid yapping dog will bark and bark and bark in joy. Hopefully some kids died of HIV in Asia today. That's like a treat for the yapping murder dog. If more American soldiers die, the stupid yapping dog will believe Trump's bullshit even more. We won, so their sacrifice will not be in vain. Most of America will want to flush the loser down the toilet. But the stupid yapping dog won't know. He'll think it was us communists fucking things up.- California Governor
I think the near consensus is that the Strait of Hormuz is Iran's new nuclear weapon. Although Robert Pape thinks they'll end up with actual nuclear weapons in a few years, too. Of course, the MAGA/Election Denier/War Loss Denier/Rape Denier/Factory Job Loss Denier crowd will have none of it. Pape thinks this will end like VietNam: the Democrats will defund it. If that is true, it suggests that the Gay Hanging theocrats will want Democrats to take over and starve the war. But we agree. They are all purpose theocrats. There is a possible upside here. Back in W.'s day Tony Blair said something that stuck with me. He said it is rare in history for all the puzzle pieces to be thrown up in the air. When they land again it gives leaders a chance to sort them out differently. That may not be verbatim. But something like that. At the time I marveled at what a total ass kisser he was, making a strategic disaster seem like some kind of historical gift. But this could be such a thing, if we are all lucky. It gets the US out of the Mideast Forever War business, hopefully. If the Iranians are as tough ass as they can be with Trump, I think it sets Democrats up to eventually give as little as possible to Iran to set up at least some kind of precarious order. Coalitions will change. On balance, the US has already lost strategic power and will lose more. But given that we have proved repeatedly that we use power stupidly, when W and Trump are in power especially, that is not a bad thing. The thing Trump is saying that is true is that the Iranian economy is wrecked. So if there is a war between the part of the US that is MAGA stupid, and the part of Iran that is zealots who wants Holy War, great. Let them keep trying to destroy each other. Maybe the dipshit leaders will all assassinate each other. Now wouldn't that just suck? We'll all pay a price for it, of course. But the idea that Trump and Iran's zealot leaders are both getting weaker is not necessarily a bad thing. Oh, and let's not forget the Genocide Jew. Although even if the Genocide Jew goes, a majority of voters in Israel do seem hellbent on their genocide. Any candidate that has a chance of winning opposes a two state solution, which a strong majority of Americans favor. There is only one downside. If things get bad enough, Trump will turn our stupid barking dog into Trump Steaks to feed the troops. I'd miss the poor stupid yapping thing.- The only valid reason not to pursue the 25th Amendment end of this nightmare is ...
It pains me to see those two images side by side. It made me think, "She'd never suck Trump's 10 inch cock, would she?" Then I snapped out of it, and realized Trump doesn't have a 10 inch cock. Melania is there for the money, not the meat. Plus Iran is crushing his tiny testicles. Really he has very little to offer. Zohran is clearly the better choice. Jew or not, he'll make you feel at home and appreciated, Sis.- California Governor
I wasn't suggesting that. Although the way I wrote it was unclear. My point is that Kamala as Veep and Newsom as Guv are the most experienced. I was not suggesting they would end up on a ticket together. And the nation is not sold on Newsom, either. The polls have been consistent. She's # 1, he's # 2, and Pete is #3. They are the three that consistently crack double digits. I can easily see how any of those three win the nomination. AOC is #4, sometimes cracking double digits. I hope she runs instead of Bernie, so that wing of the party has a platform. But I can't see her winning. If I make the most optimistic assumptions about the economy - like this is the new Roaring 20's - the trite historical analogy is that JD Vance wins in 2028. And he is the new Herbert Hoover left holding the bag. I don't think that scenario is likely. More likely is that the shit has hit the fan by 2028, and the stock market and economy have both tanked. Lots of Americans of course feel like we are in a recession already, thanks to the generosity of the billionaires. What Newsom has going for him is lots of experience actually running an economy. And managing the split in a big state between progressives and traditional liberals, who are now kind of the moderates. While Harris has the plurality of the base, she has never really done either. Michigan is a great example. You can blame it on Biden, not her. But in Fall 2024 she could not unify Michigan enough to win the state. And I don't think she ever closed the deal on how she was the better steward for the economy. Arguably, Newsom has. At least in California. They tried to recall him and got nowhere. The rise of Democrats in California was largely due to what I'd call traditional liberal women. Feinstein, Pelosi, Boxer, Harris. Feinstein and Boxer epitomized the Year of the Woman in 1992. Which now seems minor by comparison. The Governor's office was a safe space for White men like Davis, Brown, and Newsom. Once Becerra wins it will be all men again. And two of them will be Latino men. If the goal was to build a made-in-the-lab ideal Democrat, I think there is a great argument that a Latino male would be the ideal. I thought Ruben Gallego was the one who best matched that idea. But he has stumbled around being too palsy with Eric Swalwell, and having some festering handsy whispering of his own. The most likely Latino male that could be POTUS is 2029 is Marco Rubio. AOC is of course Latina. But like I said if she runs I think she will be like Bernie 2016 and 2020. She can't get a majority in a Democratic primary. El-Sayed was a turning point, I think. Like Pete said, right now all eyes are on Michigan. The fact that someone that progressive - abolish ICE! Israeli genocide! - could win the primary in a swing state definitely shows things are changing. And now the question is just how badly Iran wants to crush Trump's worthless rapey testicles before the election. The sorry piece of shit will limp into the midterms with fat ankles and crushed balls and a stupid barking dog rooting for dead children with AIDS in Asia. It's gonna be messy, and tragic, and exciting.- California Governor
I wonder if Gavin Newsom will be the next POTUS, and Xavier Becerra will be the next Gray Davis. The same factor could drive both: recession, AI bubble collapse, bad Forever War. Bad times somewhere in the ballpark of 2008. In that scenario, Becerra will have been Governor for two years. And he would own it. If I had to bet today, I would bet that after a decade of declining 80 year olds as POTUS (not to mention a declining America) voters will want someone younger. That said, Newsom and Harris as Guv and Veep are the most experienced. Will voters put age or experience first? Who knows? Will Trump actually try to go for a third term? Who knows? But I digress. Nothing suggests Becerra will be a beloved Governor. Ronald Reagan, Jerry Brown, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Gavin Newsom were all either movie stars or political icons by the time they ran for Governor. Probably the best case for Becerra is he is a Democratic Pete Wilson. Wilson climbed through the ranks as a competent bureaucrat and politician at a time when California was kind of a purple state. Becerra could do eight years of that in blue state California, perhaps.- The only valid reason not to pursue the 25th Amendment end of this nightmare is ...
The interesting question is: who would replace him? Dick Durbin is the Whip, and he is retiring. Amy Klobuchar is the titular #3 and she'll be Governor. I don't she loses to the Crazy Pillow Guy. I'd vote for Elizabeth Warren. She ain't exactly young, either, though. Hakeem Jeffries ain't going away. So she would be a left-of-center offset to him. She is good at small donor fundraising. And she is a team player. I think Democrats will do better in 2028 if they nominate what Democrats would call a "moderate," and Republicans would call a "communist." That's not my preference. That's just math. Moderates outnumber liberals in primaries, and general elections. And someone younger would help. Age order for leading POTUS candidates is AOC 36, Ossoff 39, Buttigieg 44, Shapiro 53, Newsom 58, Harris 61, Sanders 84. It will be interesting, if Democrats are lucky enough to have the majority. In theory, Schumer did his job well if El-Sayed and Troy Jackson are part of a Senate Democratic majority. Both men basically said Chuck's not their guy. Talarico has been noncommital, and deflected. Will they be the ones who fire him? That three minute interview is a great example of how on message El-Sayed is. And I love how he pivots at the end from Schumer to RFK, Jr. It is kind of amazing. I can remember meetings about bank redlining with Al D'Amato. Chuck Schumer is no Al D'Amato. The idea that Chuck Schumer is the new Al D'Amato, and AOC is how we move New York to the left, is kind of amazing. Same for Mamdani. Fucking Boomers! Although, in truth, my Sister In Cock has always been the type of whore who has gone for younger men. And their penis.- Steve Kesslar wins Green Giant Peas Prize
Well, pot. Meet kettle. For a country that is famous for coming up with smart and peaceful solutions, I might have expected better than this. In an act of true American altruism, I will be flying to Calgary this week to see if I can negotiate a Peas Full Solution. Clearly, Americans are good at peace deals. And peace, in general. 🤔 And the solution to this one seems remarkably simple. Can't they just rename the province Canadumb? 😉 And speaking of names, and penises. (Sorry, Jon, I just can't let it go.) While I don't talk about penises with my Canadian sister-in-law, she does talk about vaginas. She did live and teach school in Regina for years. And she said they really do pronounce it like Vagina. I had to think aboat that for a while.- Steve Kesslar wins Green Giant Peas Prize
Which is why I will always love you, and be jealous of you, Sis.. Even if you suck at math. And we all know Ossoff is a Jew with a fake penis, anyway.- Make America Uninsured Again
From Truth Social: From Reality: From Forbes: More gold! Less health care! More dead children with HIV in Africa and Asia. More tax subsidies for Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos! Bark, dog, bark!- Make America Hate Again
Jeff Bezos’ Amazon Received Almost 10 Percent of Corporate Tax Subsidies Last Year Oh my darling beloved definitely much younger and prettier and more well hung Dearest And Darlingest Sister In Cock. How can I put this delicately? Well. Here goes. You always sucked at math. Except when it came to inches, of course. 😉- Hassaname and face anything to do with it?
I already made my views clear. This is the part of that poll that I find most interesting. I think it's the same with things like "defund the police." Very nuanced perspectives on very complicated issues. And the filter I run it through is the line I cited above by some liberal Black civil rights leader: "Many Blacks are conservative, and would vote Republican if the party wasn't so damn racist." So in Florida we will very likely have a Black Republican Guv, first in the nation, who Blacks in Florida overwhelmingly vote against. The questions to me are: Who are you fighting for? What are you fighting for? I think there is an excellent argument that Tim Scott was fighting for a more inclusive (dare I say DEI?) Republican Party, knowing many Blacks hold moderate to conservative views. Had he gained traction in his race for POTUS in 2020 and won, things would be very different. The fact that Tim Scott got nowhere, and that in fact Trump decimated the short list of DEI-type things Tim Scott fought for, says a lot to me. - Democrats Need BTE