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Fragata one night past Spring, as an alternative to about three other nights trying Lagoa. The environment and amenities were fine, no worse qualitatively than any of several others. There was a handful of providers of no interest to me, but did not fare much better at Lagoa, just a few visiting Rio guys passed my standard. When you have a lot of 1-star up against as many 5-star, review games are suspect.

Let me expand. You can look at it like buying gas. My Dad learnt me young that filling up his pickup or any other vehicle cost the same by unit volume. You can look at like buying or renting a car. My Dad learnt me young that different makes and models at the dealerships had various price ranges. What!? There was no equal standard price across items in my Dinky Car collection!? Then more life happened. And the tail of two cities is now on the agenda. Some guys approach trade the one way, a paint-by-number clown on black velvet costs the same as Boy with a Pipe (and why not if they are hung the same) and some the other way, ie value-based across a number of subjective or contextual variables ... never the twain shall meet, and these discussions will endure here ad infinitum ad nauseam.

I got or contributed all the contact info on posts submitted here on our message board. I don't have in my device currently, so you'll need to dig here. I am not trying to be coy. But you"ll have to excuse my new 'gif' toy ... one of them can be found training at one of the many SmartFit branches. LOL.

"Oh hell to the naw naw ... not tricking me this time!"

The hotel occupancy rate following New Year's festivities usually drops to about 50%, and there are many (ie, 35,000+) home-rental platform listings with vacancies.

PS: The emoticon was my own attachment ... he was being more sentimental than jokey.

One of the brokerage “pimpos” sent me an appreciative Hallmark-grade note ...

Of course, there is the offset of Lagoa entrance and suite charges to pretty much cover the "tip", but one also wonders what "intimate" choreography happens, eg, rub'n'tug, or more? Upsells for "more"? Tantric is non-ambiguous in terms of agenda, but it may be limited? Or does "tip" mean the extra favours? If discretion needed here in these reports, perhaps a total quote for typical full service equivalent to the sauna brothel.

Unlike the good ole days, the occasional lone ladybug is typically a Victoria’s Secret model.

Getting a little crowded and heated at MPGym ...

If you are older, fairly flush yet not loaded with a yacht, and not with friends or a straight holiday toy, I imagine the "circuit" would not be the greatest experience and the party atmosphere on a cloistered brothel island might be more likely to leave you uncomfortably labelled and stereotyped by working guys you hire because they tend to congregate together and gossip. If you don't need to T-dance your ass off with your clothes on, and prefer to sleep restfully, better off taking a guy to an idyllic low-key setting.

Not bad. Such summaries are valiant efforts ...

Smurf excitedly sharing with closeted son Deran ... her hetero Greek Isles cruise must have hit Xlsior.

There are dozens of hot built providers go-funding their XLsior week, including a few Brazilians in Europe, even a gogo who recently travelled to Barcelona (I have shared a private shower with at 117), and a Brazilian circuit dancer/provider based in Spain ... who likely has nonadvertising connections willing to get down.

Great deals from them all-round, eg, Montreal-BuenosAires $445USD ... unheard of.

Wait a minute, when POTUS and POB agree there’s fire where there’s smoke, we should value it like O2. It’s like ‘Oh hell yeah’ to the power of two. Tariff them tricky Ch-eye-na ciggies.

Up there with: "Everybody has a heart. Except some people."

Saw the offerings ... some cute but all diminutive, a good 50 lbs or more mass short of my local stripper and BRZ go-to catalogue. They need to at least match my weight, and my frame is on the thin side, like my hair. I hope there's more solid packed heavier gigolo snow skiing St Moritz the high altitude. LOL Better prospects so far scanning Grindr Explore feature, and if one has to use a local lodgings anyway ...

There must be organized crime brains behind this ... The caper: Go to this sauna where there is minimal pocket cash because patrons are not holding to pay working guys, frisk down their towels because belongings are locked away, play some hide'n'seek with occupants shuddering behind bolted doors, and run off with as many cachaça and Guaraná crates as you can carry. The take: drinks and a phone. That is dispiriting desperate times, even for Zé Carioca.

They spear, eat, and date all the carp, but don't putin on Mattel ...

Not the Morris Six MS (1948-53), I get it, but trying to figure out what "kids" subbed for.

Quelle surprise ...

Going on for decades, not new but cumulatively increasingly worrisome. Bolsonaro, which I believe loosely translates to bag of hoop (where 'hoop' is Irish slang for ass), will try sucking up hero credit for bandaid solution.