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  1. Point taken. Always been vigilant in dodgy settings and in terms of bebibas but Imma avoid the fitness centres and trainers in Brazil from here on in even though they tend to have very good in fact angelic dental hygiene. Ya never knows what up to no good that hand chalk he offers you that is amenable to deep respiration as you breathe deeply through a set. What would be amazing karma is if the currency note you give him had been rolled up and with traces of a separate dose of it that has him swooning sprawled on your lair divan. Serves the boondoggle burradanga bigly dangling buggar right.
  2. The key msg is it sounds like a revised procedure people may want to be alerted about to avoid the risk of being caught with their panties down in boarding queue when panties down is the aim some hours later. Why one would have to complete a health declaration at a port of exit is unclear. I would think such documentation would be applicable for the country you are leaving LDR to get to, and that would not be the same as an LDR entry certification … and/or to meet possible airline requirements when leaving LDR. I wonder if it’s an error and is meant to apply only for departure to LDR.
  3. Only because I would have had to search further for more details because I am not up to speed on the prep formats and personally did not want to bother figuring out how to cross the T’s and dot the I’s because making everybody have to be techie puts me into a crankie mood and the last time I was there it seemed a lot easier to get on a plane to there. BTW, riddle me this? how are you supposed to integrate an airline ticket with various immIgration and pandemic forms? A travel ticket is not the same as a certificate of clearance one applied for. So it requires clarification and anything that is not clear is ambiguous, particularly when the communicator assigns new meaning to an already established accepted term in such a way that you need to figure out whether there is some way you need to technically merge your travel ticket with other prerequisite conditions. Or is there a way to have nonconjoined formats in which any of those formats may or may not have various criteria integrated yet not necessarily as one format, the absence of which may censor your eligibility? I am not making it complicated but it is only uncomplicated if you drill down further or have a real-life experiential grasp of the process.
  4. The entry format may be new. Ambiguous but I decided to put it here in case it’s relevant …
  5. Yes, you are at the busy fitness centre and the trainer slips his hand under your gym pants, finds his way underneath your panties and gently prods with his index finger and while you are in the throes of shock and desire inserts a scolopamine transdermal patch into your tight hole. You are then reduced to dithering semi-consciousness. Being putty in his hands and under his spell you turn over all your assets. He gets away with it because the gym takes a cut. He doesn’t even buy you dinner first.
  6. Adding some compensated time for serious stretching on a gym mat may yield some painfully tantalizing physical contact. So in that case make sure you have another outlet.
  7. I disagree that you need to know much Portuguese if they don’t speak any English. I have hired trainers on session-package terms in Rio and São Paulo and had amazing workouts, just needed to give them a few translated sentences on the goals at the beginning of the contract. However, for social banter of course some fluency is needed. But sometimes with the appearance of poor capability you can deliberately and innocently screw up terms in such a way that comes across as scandalously flirtatious. One fellow that made me weak in the knees would show me amusing videos of fights between his dog and cat. By accident, one time Xvideos came up on his smartphone and he quickly shut it. After that, I naturally asked him over and over O que é xvideos?
  8. This has the flavour of a work-intensive unicorn search. Trainers in Brazil must have a Phys Ed Bachelor’s. It is hard for them to work as independents because most gyms come with their own staff and they are territorial; and often not male, gay, or attractive. I have gone to day-pass gyms with a fitness guy and the gym really scrutinizes whether your gym buddy is training you versus with you. They seem also perhaps to worry about liability if they do not thwart somebody assuming a training role without having been vetted. Why do they need to be qualified for you? Don’t you ever work out on your own? You could work out together as friends. Lots of physique guys escort. For Lagoa, if you are into the search required, you can cast the net online, eg Instagram, and ask hotties if they will be your paid guest at the little gym-room there. They may bite, or be curious. Or they may grasp your agenda and suggest a better venue because the sauna gym does absolutely suck … though it is so bad you might agree on exploring other amenities in private there. But don’t expect a fellow to explicitly declare being a homosexual trainer prostitute. You might get two out of three of those criteria met. Most hot gay trainers have boyfriends and do not escort. The trainers with girlfriends compartmentalize so it’s not non-monogamish.
  9. What’s done is done, but why? You have natural immunity not too long ago superimposed on artificial immunity. The idea of a formally documented prime-boost-booster regimen is emerging as a result of waning artificial immunity. I wonder if the ‘under the table’ prime dose won’t be considered de facto as a booster, leaving you in the lurch unless there is a way to integrate all you’ve done in whatever application certification is utilized. Though I suppose an unnecessary fourth dose won’t kill you … addict ;>D Moderna is also repurposing its RNA messenger for Delta variant of concern. These decision trees are getting complex.
  10. I have forgotten both … what are they again?
  11. This may be just as good a place as any to plunk this contradiction about Brazil rules. Apparently the São Paulo vaxx passort idea for bars (think crowded unventilated Lagoa) was backpedalled, yet a more outdoorsy venue …
  12. They’re doing another ladies night September 6th, so it might turn out to be a first Monday of month thing.
  13. So much cash sunk into it, yet the fate of a medieval peasant bairn at the height of a plague.
  14. Update: It’s already been dialled back to certain activities that should not cramp much visitor style. Places in general may have the option to impose it as “recommended” but it is unlikely that many would require it.
  15. I’m not digging for details currently but other members here may wish to investigate further … May 23rd is a typo; it’s today Aug 23rd. My sense is will be based on partial vaccination since they are well short of full inoculation due to supply chain.
  16. Some are going to top4fans, in existence a few years.
  17. AUP effective October 1st; relevant content must be removed by December 1st.
  18. I think that JustForFans is having orgasms over the prospects of content creators bringing their business over. I believe they take 30% rather than 20%. Guys are starting to message reassuringly on their Twitter accounts where they also link their porn platforms. I imagine that consumers that paid longer subscriptions will see the more X-rated content censored by the creators themselves as the latter organize their transitions.
  19. I don’t have the deeper details but it appears that flying into Fortaleza will require vaccination verification OR negative RT-PCR. Whether your airline can cope with these boarding bordering on absurd nuances among nations, regions, &c is an interesting proposition. Be aware it also applies for domestic flights into the state.
  20. It’s been advertised for a few weeks for Aug 2nd. Labelled ‘Noite das Marias’. Has an Instagram account by same name. It may be an experiment that leads to more frequent or weekly, but I took it as one of those occasional Clube Das Mulheres gigs that pop up once in a while in various locations.
  21. You would think Thermas might be closed again soon like it was during the incidence peak of a few months ago. CoV cases are surging, the past few days double the latest one-week average. However, any attempt to reimpose lockdown, actually enforce it, is likely to be without legs. Among young adults, natural immunity is considerably and rapidly increasing. https://www.voanews.com/covid-19-pandemic/spain-struggles-contain-rising-covid-infections
  22. But you can read between the lines … AstraZeneca conjoined with Siam BioScience for its sole site of S/E Asia mass production. Ties to royal family, no vaccine manufacturing history whatsoever, fell short of first delivery domestically and internationally, which I believe was set at a corresponding 1:2 volume ratio. The kicker is that according to ‘majeste’ defamation law inclusive of potential prison penalty, overt critical appraisal is muzzled. I imagine that the production is chugging along as one would expect growing pains. For perspective, within production targets the initial fill-and-finish is impressive. If you judge according to the vast need it will always appear substandard.
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