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KeepItReal

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    KeepItReal reacted to TrevorHarkness in Escort in Warzaw!   
    Language barriers and unpredictable profiles always made things complicated for me. Honestly, I stopped worrying about meetups and bought a lifelike sex doll online instead. Mine arrived in discreet packaging, feels very realistic, and completely saves me the headache of arranging dates whenever I want some private company.
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    Thank you for sharing the Kremlin's latest propaganda with us. 🤨
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    KeepItReal got a reaction from Mavica in The African guys   
    Really? I am shocked to hear this. Not on brand at all! 🤓
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    Thank you for sharing the Kremlin's latest propaganda with us. 🤨
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    Thank you for sharing the Kremlin's latest propaganda with us. 🤨
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    I think it's strange to be proud and boast about the war one's country started
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    KeepItReal got a reaction from floridarob in The African guys   
    Really? I am shocked to hear this. Not on brand at all! 🤓
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    specially that there are more user friendly, cheaper and non-invasive ways in Thailand to enlarge, at least temporarily , one's dick
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    KeepItReal reacted to Londoner in The African guys   
    I know Gambia rather well and saw its sex scene at first hand back in the nineties. The beach was a cruising ground for young men, referred to as "bumsters", and they cruised both sexes. "Bum" in the US sense, of course.
    I used to talk with one of my hotel's security guards who told me about his relationship with a married middle-aged Irish woman. He even showed me a lovey-dovey letter he'd received from her. It hadn't lasted.
    There was an interesting documentary on the BBC twenty or so years ago where both the women and their guys were interviewed. Predictably, relationships tended to crash once the parties separated at the end of a holiday. The guys were looking for money, of course- Gambia back then was desperately poor with huge numbers of unemployed young men.
    One women interviewed had actually married her beau, who'd come to live in the UK (pre- Farage days of course). I remember it well, because the woman told us that the marriage wasn't a real one because "it hadn't been constipated." In fact, from what she said "constipated" was an apposite image.
    Well, mauRICE, although my visits to Thailand have been devoted to one activity- though with excursions and expeditions tacked-on- my travelling in the 90s. when I had a secondment from work, was genuinely cultural. It included included Zanzibar, Senegal, Tanzania and Kenya. And North Africa and the Middle -East. I hope you find this re-assuring! It explains why I found Thailand so enticing....it was the only place where I could see a guy I fancied and bring him back to the hotel without anyone batting an eye-lid. Thank you Thailand.
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    KeepItReal reacted to Keithambrose in Finding a real boyfriend   
    Especially  bangs!
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    KeepItReal reacted to khaolakguy in Finding a real boyfriend   
    I hear you get a lot of bangs for your bucks in Ukraine....
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    KeepItReal got a reaction from t0oL1 in Jometien isn't on the forbidden list   
    Our secret is out, fellas! 😆😆
     

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    KeepItReal got a reaction from t0oL1 in Countries pulling their gold out of the USA   
    Noticed this article about the Netherlands removing their gold from the USA. 
    https://247wallst.com/investing/2026/09/02/the-netherlands-just-pulled-86-4-tons-of-gold-out-of-the-u-s-to-improve-crisis-readiness-amid-global-tensions/
    France did the same thing.  When asked about it the Dutch did not mince words: we've seen what Trump did to the oval office...how much gold do you think he will need to do the same in the ballroom? We think it is better to keep OUR gold out of reach.  🙈

     
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    KeepItReal got a reaction from khaolakguy in Countries pulling their gold out of the USA   
    Noticed this article about the Netherlands removing their gold from the USA. 
    https://247wallst.com/investing/2026/09/02/the-netherlands-just-pulled-86-4-tons-of-gold-out-of-the-u-s-to-improve-crisis-readiness-amid-global-tensions/
    France did the same thing.  When asked about it the Dutch did not mince words: we've seen what Trump did to the oval office...how much gold do you think he will need to do the same in the ballroom? We think it is better to keep OUR gold out of reach.  🙈

     
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    KeepItReal got a reaction from stevenkesslar in He's already bored with Iran.   
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    KeepItReal got a reaction from Ruthrieston in He's already bored with Iran.   
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    KeepItReal got a reaction from bkkmfj2648 in Hurgarda   
    Real intimacy? Intimacy is waking up, day after day, in the arms of a partner that puts your needs first.  Random sex with guys that want to see your biceps is not intimacy.  I am glad you are having fun and getting what you need. Just don't confuse short lived affection for intimacy.  
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    KeepItReal reacted to bkkmfj2648 in Rentals and buying   
    Happy shopping:
    https://www.facebook.com/groups/134393279939477
    Having lived here now for 4 years - try to purchase or rent a 1 bedroom unit that faces the sea with a balcony seaview.  Otherwise why live here.
    It will give you endless amounts of joy - believe me.
    Plus, when the weather is going to get bad - you can see it incoming from a high floor (and plan your day accordingly) - at street level or away from the beach - you are clueless that a nasty rain storm is about to wreak havoc.
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    KeepItReal got a reaction from khaolakguy in 10 valid points of North Africa sex tourism   
    As you said:
     
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    KeepItReal got a reaction from Heba as-sa3udeya in 10 valid points of North Africa sex tourism   
    You do you. If it makes you happy, I am happy for you.  I am just remembering words of wisdom from my friends in Texas: fuck with the bull and you get the horns.  
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    KeepItReal got a reaction from Ruthrieston in What's going on?   
    What is going on? Apparently it is national sharpie day. You know, that day when the Tangerine Toddler grabs a sharpie and a map...and start renaming things to distract us from his crimes and corruption.  Yankee doodle Cheetolini.
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    KeepItReal reacted to Stable Genius in What's going on?   
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    KeepItReal got a reaction from Keithambrose in Off to the Philippines   
    Perhaps that's because there is so much of you to cling to.    Or perhaps an aspiring chaser - nothing wrong with that. 
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    KeepItReal got a reaction from Olddaddy in Off to the Philippines   
    Perhaps that's because there is so much of you to cling to.    Or perhaps an aspiring chaser - nothing wrong with that. 
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    “He golfs and trades stocks,” the Georgia senator said during a weekend rally in Atlanta. “See, he doesn’t want to do the job. He wants to build his ballroom and travel with Natalie on their apparently defenseless flying palace gifted by the emir of Qatar.”

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