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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a development that an aide to the presumptive GOP nominee called “the best news this campaign has gotten in quite some time,” a new poll shows that a majority of likely voters “vastly prefer” Donald J. Trump when he is asleep to when he is awake. According to the survey, conducted by the Opinion Research Institute at the University of Minnesota, the conscious version of Trump garners a lowly 41 percent approval rating, in marked contrast with the unconscious version’s 98 percent. When asked to state what they liked most about the slumbering Trump, 72 percent checked “Cannot say anything,” while a whopping 83 percent ticked “Can do no harm.” Carol Foyler, a top Trump campaign aide, said that the numbers suggest “we have to do a better job of getting the message out that Donald Trump is asleep most if not all of the day.” “We need to showcase Mr. Trump at campaign events where he looks heavy-lidded and, ideally, snores,” she said. “If, during a debate with Biden, he were to suddenly doze off and face-plant on the podium, that would be huge for us.” The aide said that the poll results would help the Trump campaign fine-tune its electoral strategy, adding, “Between now and Election Day, we have to keep Donald Trump on a steady drip of warm milk, chamomile tea, and Ambien.”

But the vast majority of you comprehend sufficiently to make intelligent comments! 💯

What comma did I mention, clown? 🤡 It's simply that you don't understand English well enough to comprehend the comments. Yet you feel obsessed about responding to them -- over and over. 🤣

Tuesday, April 16: IN COURT DESCRIPTION Trump's head slowly dropped, his eyes closed. It jerked back upward. He adjusts himself. Then, his head droops again. He straightens up, leaning back. His head doops for a third time, he shakes his shoulders. Eyes closed still. His head drops. Finally, he pops his eyes open.

Have you still not learned how to enjoy your life? I'm sure you're envious of this really old guy. But I doubt he'd invite you to his parties. "Find your own fun and interests" is the response he'd give to you. Several months ago you were thinking of opening a business in Thailand because you thought you'd get bored otherwise in retirement. You admitted to having no hobbies except going to the gym/Muy Thai. You can't do either of those all day long every day. I think you'd likely be bored anywhere. And you would probably not want to take the initiative (like this guy does) to create your own activities and interests. Cheap sex can't be everything.

In your profile, you're still listed as Newbie 1/14. It's the first step (of 14) along your path. I'm not sure which step will enable you to see photos in that forum. It could be #2. A moderator will know for sure.

Trump’s stock tumbles again after Truth Social announces it’s getting into streaming Tue April 16, 2024 Shares of TMTG (DJT) tumbled 11% Tuesday after closing 18% lower Monday. Driving the stock lower Tuesday: The company’s premier product, Truth Social, announced a major expansion into streaming, a notoriously cost-intensive business in which media behemoths like Disney have struggled to turn a profit. TMTG’s stock, majority-owned by former President Donald Trump, is down 70% from the all-time high it set on March 26, the day after it merged with a blank-check acquisition company to go public.

It has nothing to do with words and commas, clown! 🤡 Your EPIC FAIL was misunderstanding this entire English sentence when you asked Google to translate it into Russian: And you STILL don't understand that sentence. You incorrectly think it compares the current Thai government to Hitler's government. Nothing could be further from the truth! 🤣🤡🤣

This is a very odd way to describe South Korea: The Southeast Asian nation is a popular destination for Thais due to the influence of K-pop artists, fashion and South Korean drama. The Thaiger apparently has an English Editor-in-Chief originally from Newcastle. Having lived in Asia for many years, he should know better!

Your translator needs to learn what the English word "compare" actually means.

An unfortunate typo in the caption. Otherwise it's gold!

In the main list of forums, scroll down to find the Photos forum here: Boytoys, Escorts, Moneyboys Discussons > Photos - Members ONLY forum

NLP was one of the whackier things to come out of the 1970s. It's a bunch of loony nonsense that masquerades as a communication theory and therapy. In reality, it's pseudoscience. Practitioners use it to "influence" people psychologically. Yeah, it's really a dangerous form of mind control. Just like Scientology, NLP followers pay their hard-earned money -- over and over again -- for evermore advanced training. The fact that the followers are "programmed" makes it just another cult group, just like Scientology. https://donaldclarkplanb.blogspot.com/2006/11/nlp-trainings-shameful-fraudulent-cult.html

Wait... Did he ask you to remove your teeth first? 😁

And we have our own older daddies in these forums who are planning to bareback in Thailand. They come here to seek advice. 😶 🙄 😳

So if they say yes, and then they don't deliver on the kissing, do you say, "But... you said yes!" Can you convince them? Or are you simply disappointed and then quickly move on to the next page of the stamp collection? 😘

What's to envy? It was all manufactured! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 It was not a spontaneous event like the media pretended. Little Miss Michaelah coordinated and planned it several days in advance. She got all those dupes to show up as Drumpf's willing campaign props. So it was an obviously fake event that the Fake News (Drumpf's own term for mass media) lapped up!! And you fell for it, Sad Clown Emmet Kelly! 🤡

This is actually an impediment to your safety. You don't want to stand out in a crowd in areas where crime is very high (compared to where you live).

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report), April 12, 2024 Prominent legal experts believe that defendants who are innocent of a crime will usually do everything humanly possible to delay their trials. Professor Davis Logsdon, who teaches a course about the behavior of innocent defendants at the University of Minnesota Law School, said that “if a defendant is strenuously trying to have his trial delayed, there is no clearer evidence that he is innocent of all charges against him.” “Generally speaking, people who have done nothing wrong want to push the day when their name is cleared as far into the future as they can,” he said. “They will spend a massive amount on legal fees to have a cloud of suspicion hover over them for as long as possible.” He said that there are “other signs” that a person is “completely innocent,” including “claiming immunity from all charges, defaming the judge and his or her children, and calling the trial a ‘disgrace’ or a ‘witch-hunt.’” “If someone does all of those things, it’s so obvious he’s innocent that the case should be dismissed immediately,” he said. “The fact that such a trial is allowed to proceed is worrisome proof that our legal system is broken.”

Because they realize that he's a fraud and scammer. Expect them to be invisible now -- like our resident sad clown, Emmet Kelly. 🤡 Yet they STILL like to celebrate every one of his tiny successes as if he were on top of the world rather than behind the eight ball. 🎱

And today... Thank you yet again, President Drumpf! 32.79 -1.47 (-4.29%)

And over and over, apparently! 😘

The celebrity parents:

But dear clown... That wasn't your assignment! 🤡 You originally wrote that it was the Constitution that was directly linked to the Bible. Constitution <=> Bible. Get it? You did NOT write that there were direct links between the founding fathers and the Bible, which is what you've been arguing ever since. However, I don't even think you know the difference, sad little Emmet Kelly! 🤣🤣🤣

Truth Social hit a new post-merger low of $33.48 on Wednesday afternoon, bringing Trump Media’s market capitalization to approximately $4.6 billion. As of Wednesday, the company had almost halved its market value from highs of more than $8 billion during its first trading week.... Analysts said the company’s initial stock boom had little to do with its underlying business and more to do with support for Trump, lumping Trump Media in with so-called “meme stocks,” like GameStop, AMC, and Reddit. In its first week on the Nasdaq, Trump Media was considered one of the most expensive stocks to short-sell, according to S3 Partners. Short-sellers are traders who bet that stocks will fall by borrowing shares and selling them high with the belief that they can be repurchased later at a lower cost. The Trump Media stock bubble was short-lived. The company’s stock began its free fall last week after it disclosed a loss from operations of almost $16 million in 2023, plus interest expense of $39.4 million, while bringing in just $4.1 million in revenue. That’s compared with a loss from operations of $23.2 million, plus interest expense of $2 million, on $1.5 million in revenue in 2022. In a regulatory filing, Trump Media said it “lacks the financial resources it needs to sustain operations for a reasonable period of time,” raising “substantial doubt” as to its ability to continue operations. The company said it expects to continue incurring operating losses and negative cash flow “for the foreseeable future.”