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  1. Thanks. But, only TY lives above ground. I am usually in the sewers.
  2. RIP
  3. Yes, I bought every boyfriend I had Calvin Klein Underwear based on Marky Mark.
  4. haha So sorry I spoiled your fairy tale. If it is any consolation, when I get up to bolt, I put on a pair of fabulous shoes to make the bolt more like lightening. (Think Jimmy Choo for Drag Queens)
  5. You are sweet. But, this was just advice. My way to do it is to shove it in, finish, get up shower and get the fuck out before they want to cuddle. Speed and agility are of the essence. jk Depends on how many treats you are willing to offer. The right incentive works for most.
  6. Victor/Victoria Here we have a film that was unique for its time it was both very honest and open about gay lifestyles, and able to appeal to a straight audience. It is also one of the few films to manage to use gay stereotypes in a way that doesn't come off as homophobic or offensive. Instead, it strikes a near perfect balance between funny and charming. The story behind Victor/Victoria is interesting as well. The director, Blake Edwards, had made a career out of the Pink Panther movie series. Then, his star Peter Sellers became too ill to continue to participate in the films. At the same time his wife, Julie Andrews, was shit tired of her image as America's Sweetheart earned from staring in both Mary Poppins and The Sound Of Music an image that she couldn't shake even though it had been years since those roles. She wanted a career as a grown-up adult woman who wasn't an eternal virgin. Edwards's first attempt at solving this problem was to make a film called S.O.B., which had Andrews playing an actress cast in the most expensive children's musical ever made. However, when test screenings of the film go badly (in the film, not in real life), the studio convinces the director to reshoot and recut the film as the most expensive porno ever made, with the marketing hook being it would star the famous actress from children's movies. That film featured Andrews topless, with mock fellatio and, essentially, let us watch Mary Poppins masturbate on screen. In real life the studio wasn't really hip to that film though, and it got fairly limited distribution. So, Blake Edwards decided on another tack - to cast Andrews in Victor/Victoria, playing a woman pretending to be a gay man who pretends to be a woman. By turning it into a farcical romantic comedy with James Garner as the love interest he was able to sell it, get wide distribution, and get Andrews out of her rut as perpetual on-screen virgin. You know that you've been typecast, I guess, when you have to first play a porn star and then a drag queen in order to throw off your Susie Cream Cheese image. The result is a film about Paris in the mid-1930s, when a starving Victoria can't manage to make it as a professional singer and is about to be evicted from her fleabag motel. She runs into an equally bloke, flamboyantly gay man, played perfectly by Robert Preston. Between the two of them they realize that she'll never become a star as a woman, but could make a fortune playing the greatest drag queen in the history of Gay Paris. They concoct an elaborate and absurd backstory of Victor, an extremely effeminate gay Polish count with the voice of an angel. Victoria, as Victor, becomes the toast of Paris. But complications arise when a Chicago mob boss, played by Garner, comes to a show one night and falls in love. Because he's so convinced of his straightness he can't believe that Victor is really a drag queen, and sets out to prove that Victor is really Victoria. She falls in love with him as well, and hijinks ensue. Do they end up doing the dirty? Yes, but what's interesting is that they don't even kiss until Garner finally declares, I don't care if you are a man, I love you. That said, he's not exactly upset when he finds out that Victor does have a vagina. There are other revelations along the way, a myriad of sight gags and, of course, characters who suddenly come out of the closet when they think Garner is now banging Victor/Victoria (for involved plot reasons, Garner decides it's better if people think he's gay than find out the truth about Victoria). It's all very well-meaning, often hilarious funny, and touching. The point of the film is that love is more important than gender, and there may not be that much difference really between gay and straight. All this from what was supposed to be a vehicle to change his wife's on-screen image. (Though I suspect part of the metaphor is that Andrews was a sex kitten playing a virgin on screen for most of her career, which Edwards probably thought was not that different from a woman playing a gay man to advance her career.) If anything, it's just as much making fun of Hollywood as S.O.B. was, but simply doing it in a way that was much more comfortable for both the studio and middle America. Unfortunately, it didn't have that much of a long-term impact on Andrew's career, given that her latest efforts were Disney's Enchanted and she's currently filming Enchanted 2 proving that without her husband to cast her in his own films, people buy her as some fairy tale Disney confection more than as a sexually active woman (or gay man!). The more things change, the more they stay the same. cc boytoy.com 2013
  7. How To Prepare Your Boy Toy For His First Anal Invasion Let's face it - young guys are hot. Newly out of the closet, they want to get their gay on. They can fuck all night, their young bodies are beautiful to touch and look at, and it's fun to initiate them into the wonderful world of gay sex. These are just a few of the reasons why we love them so much. But, there can be one downside to picking up a fresh-faced new boy toy: If they are 18 or 19 (which, what a coincidence, is when many of them are at their most desirable), then they've probably done some experimenting in high school. They have certainly given some hand jobs, and most of them have given head. But, what many of them haven't done is gotten properly fucked up the ass yet. Sure, they may have tried, but their fellow high school friends probably didn't know what they were doing and things probably didn't get too far until they stopped before getting balls-deep in ass. Yet, you know you want to fuck him and you know that he needs to be fucked if he's going to be a proper boy toy and earn all those cocktails and nice dinners you buy him. So, it's your job as the sexperienced fag to teach him how to take it like a man right up his tight little puckered ass. This means that it's going to be your job to be his anal advisory. It's a hard job, but somebody has to do it. Plus, it's always fun to be the first to get inside. So, let's spend a little time today, my fabulous fags, talking about just how to break him in right. The first thing you are going to have to do is tell him that you aren't going to do it without wearing a condom. This may sound hard to believe for those of us in the older generation, but many young gays don't think they need to use protection. They didn't grow up with friends dying from HIV, so they don't think of it as a real threat. Therefore, they'll want to take it bare and while that's going to be tempting, you can't let them have it. The habits you teach them now will last a lifetime, so they need to get used to latex love. The second thing you are going to have to teach them about is prepping themselves for the actual sexperience. Many of them will not have thought through anal sex as much as they should have. This means that they won't know it's a good idea for them to clean themselves out before you stick it where the sun don't shine. So, buy some enemas and explain to them how they can use them to make things all nice and tidy. Along with this type of prep work, it's a good idea to buy a small dildo. You probably don't want the first thing to ever go up their ass to be your cock. Instead, during your make-out sessions, start using the dildo on their ass so they get used to having something up there. Spend at least three or four nights stimulating them this way before you move on to your pink torpedo. You'll also have to teach them about the benefits of lube. Remember, sexual education in America sucks right now, and many of them may have no idea that they need to get everything all slippery-slidey before tab A goes into slot B. You can train them in how to use lube when you are training them to accept the dildo. The advice I always give a new boy toy is, Imagine how much lube you think you need, and then double it! Now show them how to put a condom on a man. And make sure you tell them to always put the condom on the guy themselves because while you won't try to stealth them, other guys in the future will, and you want to look out for their best interests in the long term. Remember, each new generation is born HIV free; it's the older generation that passes it on to them. But with proper condom training, we can make this a thing of the past. Once your boy toy has mastered cleaning himself out, learned to take a dildo, knows about condoms and can lube himself up, it's time to get him prepared for the anal invasion. Again, advice that may seem obvious to you won't seem so obvious to him: Before the first time you do it, discuss the pros and cons of using poppers with him. While everything will probably go more smoothly with poppers, it has to be his choice whether or not he wants to be a little high when he loses his cherry. Give him the information, and then respect his decision. Then ask him if he wants you to rim him before you make first entry. Some younger guys may be squeamish about this, so it's their decision and not yours. You can always bring it up again in the future when they are more sexperienced. Make sure they know it's not going to be like porn, where your dick slides in in about two seconds. They should be prepared for it to be a time-consuming process. And, on your end, be prepared to stick your dick in very, very slowly to give them enough time to accommodate it. Now, tell them to take deep breaths as you start to move inside. Make them relax their body to accept the invader. The most important advice of all is to tell them to push out, while you push in. Yes, I know that we all know how to do that, but it's not an intuitive thing; it is something that needs to be explained if they are going to enjoy things. Once you get to the bottom (pun intended!) and your balls are resting on their ass, stop moving entirely. Tell them to take more deep breaths and let you know when they are ready for the actual fucking. Then, let them know that they will be in the lead. Start out with small strokes, and wait for them to encourage you to speed up. In no time at all, they will be used to the sinful sensation and ready for more. When you finish they are probably going to be a bit emotionally wiped out, so cuddle with them and let them know you care. Keep this advice in mind, and you'll own their ass in no time. cc boytoy.com 2013
  8. Thank you docbr. Great information!
  9. We all have different things we look for when visiting a country or city. I look for many things including decent hotels, sometimes beaches, airfare, a sauna or two or at least a way to hook up. The rest usually works itself out. If I find that I don't feel safe in Salvador, I'll stay in my hotel, order room service and get a nice boy from the sauna to spend the weekend with me. I have been robbed at gun point 2 times in my life. Both were in Sao Paulo. But, I love the city and I keep going back. I love the hotels and I love Lagoa and Fragata. But, I also have friends there that look after me. I don't have that in Salvador but I'll try to find someone really quick.
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    Great video. Were these meant for men or women or both?
  11. It is a free site. But, you are right, like most forums, it does require you to register in order to see the photos. The threads are still good and have good information if you want to travel to Brazil and you can easily view without registering.
  12. Here are a few threads of years gone by that have some temple photos. Like BaoBao, I love this thread. Thanks Bob! http://www.gaythailand.com/forums/topic/8529-trip-report-isan-for-new-years-plus-wat-kham-pramong/?hl=temple http://www.gaythailand.com/forums/topic/8282-sanctuary-of-truth-in-pattaya-a-few-photos/?hl=temple http://www.gaythailand.com/forums/topic/7777-bangkoks-penis-shrine/?hl=temple&do=findComment&comment=56104 http://www.gaythailand.com/forums/topic/6662-chiang-mai-4-days-in-the-temple-for-young-boys/?hl=temple
  13. A very interesting read: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/17/travel/rio-with-eyes-open.html?pagewanted=1&tntemail1=y&_r=1&emc=tnt&
  14. Even the Thai boys agree!
  15. Sorry about this experience. I have never had anything like that happen in my time in Thailand. Although if I did, I would think it would happen at Tawan or Jupiter2002. I hope you both are over this and OK!
  16. You have one week to submit your entries.
  17. I have 2 Thai ladyboy friends that work at the Sister Center. They are great gals and the center does a great job of education in the city. Nice to see this article. It is sad to see the discrimination against the ladyboys but in Pattaya, they make the papers all the time. Why? There is much more money in the lady business and their bosses take care of that. IMHO
  18. It is an interesting read for sure. It is not what I have been told of the prisons in Thailand. I have spoken to many that have been and they all said that sex with anyone in prison was taboo and when caught, they were punished severely.
  19. With so many miles, you don't need any more so they turned you down. They only give these offers to those of us who can't fly around the world 10 times free.
  20. Paris, I think all the cities in Brazil will have different character and I like seeing all of them. I don't just go to saunas. I like to see beaches, museums, and where the people of Brazil love to visit. IHPGUY, I only have 3 days there and was thinking of staying the entire time in the city as it is so short. But, I would be willing to consider one day away from the city. Not sure if it would be worth it for one day but as I only have 3 nights there, I just could not do much more on this trip. However, I am open.
  21. I'll be in Sao Paulo in 2 weeks so I'll get to see first hand how much this place has declined.
  22. I have to admit that I have been to UK about 20 times and each time, I am fascinated with the history and the former royalty of the country. I have been to many of the castles and palaces and am always in awe. Being from a very new country, the old homes and churches, etc. are a great selling point for me. On my first trip there I was 16 years old. The guy I was traveling with was an antiques dealer and they showed us some great places and I bought so many antiques that I had to hold them in my lap on the plane back to USA. It was such a joy and thrill. I also love the theater and no better place on earth than in London. IMHO (and Broadway too) I have really enjoyed reading all about this Richard III story in the press and seeing it on TV. It is fascinating!
  23. LOL Again? I thought they did this once before and then closed and reopened?
  24. South America is beautiful and one of my favorite destinations. Take a look at the guys in this thread: http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/12887-the-sexiest-guy-i-ever-met-in-rio/ and this one: http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/13111-favorite-photos-of-a-favorite-rio-guy/ here is a thread on the trip a friend of mine took to Rio last year: http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/8905-rio-january-2012/ and lastly my thread on my trip to Brazil on a budget: http://www.boytoy.com/forums/index.php?/topic/5429-brazil-on-a-budget-a-nutty-totallyoz-adventure/ I am currently in the planning stages for my trip in less than 2 weeks to Brazil again for one month. I have 10 days in Sao Paulo 4 days in Fortaleza 3 days in Salvador 4 days in Porto Alegre 9 days in Rio (I have used points for every city except Salvador and will stay in all hotels for free. Another reason I am a point whore) and I may add on 5 days in Belo Horizente at the end of the trip depending on how tired I am. I'll be traveling with my friend tomcal who posted the first 3 thread above. He is a bit of a sauna slut and last trip I was there with him, I could not really keep up and was so tired at the end of my week with him that I needed a week's vacation to recover from my vacation. In summary Abang, you MUST make some time and go to Brazil. It really is paradise and it one of my favorite places on earth.
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