TotallyOz

I hope that I'm able to have a baby shower very soon. I am expecting a little girl. I've always wanted a daughter that I would be able to spoil and dress in my own image. Excitement is in the air. I just cannot wait until she can wear high heels. picture this: beautiful Jimmy Choo shoes, a dress that makes Vera Wang jealous and her daddy, Oz at her side going to the newest Broadway musical.

Hell, I didn't know that the Forum software we allow this. Way cool!

I also have sleep apnea. I was diagnosed several years ago after a sleep study and California. The doctor prescribed it for me a CPAP machine. Sounds great, right? I have gone through at least 10 different kinds of masks. I have tried the full face mask, the part face mask, the nose mask, and every other freaking mask get my hands on. Not once have I ever fallen asleep with a mask on. Over and over and over and over again I have tried for hundreds of nights and not once have I fallen asleep with a mask on. . I did download several of the white noise programs for my iPad. And while that seems to help, I can't quite get over the fact that I think something will happen in my sleep if I fall asleep with the mask on. Perhaps unconsciously I take the mask off or it may even be consciously. But I haven't been able to sleep with it yet.

April has always been baseball time for me. I always enjoy going to open day of events in Baltimore and in New York. While I think that several of the players are very sexy, that is pretty much true for most professional athletes. Naturally, I prefer swimmers or the snowboarders, but I'll take a baseball player any day of the week. I don't think that I would kick any of them my bed. Well, some of them, but not many.

I was able to see the Evita in New York. I really love the show and I have seen it preformed by several leader actors over the year. The music is some of my favorite music for anything that Broadway has produced. I love listening to the soundtrack. Ricky is new in this leading role and I'm sure that he will get better as time. Even if his performance is just okay I'm going to go see it and support both him and the musical.

Anyone flew Turkish Airways to Bangkok? Anyone know how their Business Class seats and service are?

Congrats to Monty on his new place!

Congrats to Expat! Today he made it to 2190 posts for the contest and is the first person to do this. I have really enjoyed his post and thank him for all his hard work! Way to Go Expat!

LOL. I forgot to tell you guys that Levi knocked me up a few months ago as well. That prick!

Sorry, both of those guys were obviously gay the first time I saw them. I also found the scenes he had with the girlfriend horrendous to watch as I thought he was just using her. But, hey, at least he is an equal opportunity ho. I'd love to have a piece of him as he is right up my alley!

I have had a few life altering changes with regards to jobs and work. The latest is I have not really worked a "regular" job for over 15 years. The past October, a friend in LA who owns his own company asked me to work for him. I was not interested at all but he made the deal so sweet for me that I could not refuse. It was not the money that was sweet but the benefits and I took him up on the offer. I now have an office job several days a week and have a staff of people that report to me. The job mostly relates to SEO and Social Media so it is something I am very interested in but I never thought I'd be working for someone again for a long period of time. I have done consulting work for years but that is mostly a week to a month at the most. So, this one has really thrown me for a loop. I figured since the economy is so bad, even for porn guys, that I'd give it a try. So far it is worked well. It just means I have less time to enjoy what I thought was my retirement. I do understand the point of casinos. If that is an addiction, it must be hard to move away from as that is where your income has been procured for a few years. Having an addictive personality myself, I can relate but not sure I'd have the ability to leave something that was prosperous for me. I wish you luck in your new direction. That being said, have you decided where you are headed? What kind of work you will do?

TW, sounds like you will be a better teacher than me!

LOL Well, I said I thought being a Virgin was good. I didn't say I was one! I was always more of a ho.

He is just a kid. He will learn. Stupid to say, yes. But, he is 18. When I was 18 I thought being a virgin was good.

Thanks Jim. I appreciate it. I had looked into a few programs in Bangkok a while ago and may look again. The older I get the less desire I have to return to school. But, it is a good option. I much prefer to just retire and not work or do anything (other than bar hop) but I'll have to come up with something for 5 years until I get to the retirement age. FH, I was thinking more along the lines of teaching Thai Sexuality: A Hands On Approach. The course would be limited to males over 18 who are Thai nationals and undergone a professor private physical exam.

My niece and nephew are really enjoying the Hunger Games as they read all the books in this series. They also loved Harry Potter and grew up with those books. I just saw the Greek myths movie about Perseus and the gods. It was just OK but as I loved the myths when I was younger, I still enjoyed the movie. If I could choose anyone one book that I want to see being made into a movie, it would be The Giver. I loved the book so much but I didn't read it until I was an adult. If I had to pick a book from my childhood, I'll have to ask for the ENTIRE Wizard of Oz series. There were many books from that group and I loved them all. I feel in love with the characters and never forgot them. (I would have said the Hobbit) but it is on the way this December).

Tony Perkins: 'If You Want A Military That Just Does Parades,' Allow Gays To Openly Serve." LOL Tony is a big cocksucking prick! My gaydar really goes off when I hear him speak. However, we do throw good parades don't we?

Who gets your vote for the best Star Trek captain? What is it about them that puts them at the top of the list? Most of us grew up watching this show. Or, at least some of us did. I was always a big fan. My vote will sadden some but I have to vote for Jean-Luc Picard. I found him sexy!

LOL RA, I do know. It is top secret. Only two people on earth know and I am one of them.

I could probably get away with that for one or two years. But, 5? I know I have ZERO chance of passing any Thai language test. Or, less than Zero.

haha Not sure how that happens buddy! I have gone to the wrong apartment in MY building several times. I keep forgetting to push the right elevator button and it goes to wrong floor and they all look the same so I try my key, get frustrated and then think, "oh shit." and run down the hall.

Beautiful photos! Thank you for sharing. It really reminded me of my first trip to Thailand. I went there with a professional photographer and he was taking tons of photos. We went to every Orchid farm that we could find and since we were there for a long holiday, we had time to take tons of pics. Here are some from me from that trip. His was more pro but I can't post without his permission.

I am still about 5 years away from retirement age and one of the frustrating things about traveling to Thailand is the visa I have to get. Last year I got a One Year business visa but I still had to do border runs every 90 days. It is a real PITA. What is the best way for someone not of retirement age to live there legally and not have to do the border runs?

I have been to all the ones listed but the one in Budapest. I should give it a try though as I'll be in Prague later this year.

A friend from USA is staying on that soi in the new Starwoods property and he went there yesterday and it was still closed. I hope it opens soon!