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Excellent. Thank you for posting. That Perez Hilton's site is very popular. I didn't know he was that big. I have always enjoyed his stuff but didn't know the site was one of the top in the USA.

Yep. I love it.

You can download newspapers. I know the Times and a few others came out with specials at the time of the new Kindle launch. I am not sure of the Wall Street Journal. The lead man at Amazon is pretty fucking smart. He thinks every paper is going to join in once he gets many hooked. On another note, I am sure you read about Murdoch who is going to start charging for online content within the next year.

I have the Kindle 2 and absolutely love it. It lets me make the print as large as I want. The battery last forever. I think I read 4 books on the last charge. The technology is great. On Wednesday, Amazon announced the latest version of the Kindle with the larger screen. I purchased a new one as well. I love that I can have up to 6 Kindles on my account and that all the books I buy, can be on all of them so my family and I can share all the books. The most I have paid is 9.99 for a book. As you see, I am singing the praises of this device!

Is an openly gay kid going to take home the prize? I hope so. He is an amazing performer and he has nailed about every performance he has made on there.

Wow. I am impressed. Way to go Marie. http://www.afterellen.com/people/2009/5/marie-osmond

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFAa5aet0CI What an absolute idiot this bitch is!

Anyone know anything about these? Good? Bad?

My hopes are for the most intelligent man for the job and the one that would be a touch pick for Obama but a very smart move. Bill Clinton.

As Lucky noted in his thread, Sex with Poz Guys, I know my position is not for everyone. However, each person has to make up their mind on what they want and how far to go. I can not tell you the number of times that I have hired an escort and they came to my place sniffling or sneezing or it was obvious they were sick. I simply pay them the money and tell them they should not have showed up sick and that I will see them again when they are over the illness. However, I am pretty verbal and tell them I was disappointed they came being sick and just about every single time I get the same response, "sorry, I just really needed the money." I am sure they were being honest or they would not have showed up. I don't care what the reason was, my choice was to stop the encounter. I have friends who have experienced the same and they don't pay a "kill fee" or anything else. To each his own. I gave my opinion and like my mother always said, "opinions are like assholes, everyone has them." Thank you. I agree with you and will work on an edit for this.

As always, suggestions and comments are appreciated. Threesomes: More Fun Than Just One On One! Hello again my darling divas, beautiful bottoms, turgid tops and fabulous fags! I'm glad you keep cumming back to the Male Escort Review – where we do everything in our power to give you the low down on how to hoe down! What's wonderful about the entire erotic escort community is that there is so much room for variation. No matter what tastes tempt you to trot, you can find a man who'll give you everything he's got! Unlike romantic relationships, seeing an escort is all about living in the moment and being as fucktabulously jizzalicious as possible. Of course, however, there are challenges. Even the most sexperienced escort may end up in a situation that is new to him – which is why we've created this sextacular series of sexy advice articles. More often than not, a sexcort experience involves one man meeting another and tripping the light fagtastic. But, it doesn't always have to be this way. Pleasing one man is easier, but why leave it at that? If you are a male escort long enough, you'll eventually come into a situation where a dude wants you to service him and his boyfriend. You may even find a guy who wants you to do him and his wife or girlfriend! How do you handle this situation? Obviously the dirty dynamics are different when you have two cocks manage – but how do you deal with it when you have a cock and a cunt? After all, you generally don't put fish oil on a sausage sub! Don't get your wonderful wang in a bunch. Just let the Male Escort Review Guide you along the way. And don't worry; the tuna tunnel won't give your straight cooties. Thankfully, heterosexuality is not contagious! Dealing With Jealousy Whenever you have a threesome situation - whether it's an escort sexperience or not - you have to worry about the jealousy issue. No matter how much a guy fantasizes about sharing you with his boyfriend or girlfriend, at the end of the day men are territorial creatures. There is always a risk that once things progress from flirty to down and dirty, the green-eyed monster might raise its ugly head. The guy may think you are paying more attention to his partner than you are to him. He may worry that his partner is more turned on by you than he or she is by him. Or he may just get flipped out the whole experience. But, you can take charge and turn his frown upside down! The key is to be very aware of the dynamics and have a good sense of what each dude is thinking during the date. If you notice either party starting to seem quiet or irritated, start paying attention to them. You want to nip any jealousy in the bud right off the bat. A well-timed kiss can soothe his ego. You can always take a step back and let the couple play with each other for a while. If all else fails, drop to your knees. It's virtually impossible for any man to stay angry when his cock is in your mouth. Four Balls In The Corner Pocket - Playing With Two Men! Your best bet when it comes to servicing two men is if both are tops – because it's easier to bottom for both than to top for two. If you have two bottoms, you'll simply have to alternate between them. If one is a bottom and one is a top, you'll have to be as versatile as possible. But, assuming they are both tops, the position of choice is known as “fingercuffs.” That's when you get on your hands and knees and gooble one guy’s cock while the other one fucks you up the ass – and you become the fingercuff in the middle. If the two gentlemen give each other a high five once they are in position, it's called the “Eiffel Tower!” The advantage of this position is that it eliminates the jealousy factor. Each man is getting his cock worked on at the same time. Plus from that position, they can look each other in the eyes and have it be a shared “moment” between them. You can get things going by giving them alternating blowjobs until both of them are hard. Then, get in position and become a man who is there to be mounted. If both men are bottoms, you are going to have to be aggressive and slightly dominant and insist that they be willing to take turns. Start off with each of them giving you a blowjob. They can suck either side of your delicious dick, or take turns – each one sucking for a few seconds before the other gets his chance to wow your wang. Then, have both of them get into the doggy style position sitting side by side. After you've lubed them up and gloved your love, mount one of them and fuck him for a minute or two. While you are doing this, use one of your hands to penetrate the ass of the other guy – so he won't feel left out. When you've fucked the one guy for a few minutes, pull out and let your penis penetrate the other guy. Again, use your hand to finger fuck the other guy’s awesome asshole. Keep going back and forth and both dudes should end up satisfied. It's considered polite to cum while fucking whichever guy set up the date. After all, he deserves bonus points for setting up the sexperience. If the couple is a top and a bottom, you are going to have to be creative and extremely versatile. After all, Tab A cannot fit into Slot B if Tab C is already in there. In this case, you are going to have to let each of them be patient. You can bottom out for one of them for a little while. Start out by letting the bottom blow you while you suck the top guy’s dick. This gives each of them what they want right out of the starting gate. Then, when it comes to fucking you need to top the bottom before the top bottoms you. The reason this is important is that if you are fucked first, you might cum and that might make it hard, if not impossible, for you to top the bottom. So, fuck the bottom first while you are still rock hard and do him until you nut. Let the top watch as you turn his boyfriend into a bitch. Then, once you've busted your nutterbutter, lie down and get ready to be reamed. The top will probably be very turned on by this point, and maybe a little jealous. Both of which means you'll probably get a rough ride – but as a professional, you should be able to handle it! If by any chance the bottom is still hard after you've fucked him, you can always lean over and give him a hand job or a blowjob. It might seem like a lot of work, but that's sometimes how it is when you are dicking for dollars! Tasting The Tuna: What To Do When The Dude Brings His Woman With Him Handling two guys is one thing; but what do you do with a dude is bi and wants his wife or girlfriend to be a part of the picture? Or, if it's the girl who tries to make the date because she wants to see her man get manhandled? This can be a much trickier situation – after all, the last time many of us may have been close to a vagina was back in high school when we needed to take someone to the prom! If you are getting paid to be part of a male/male/female threesome, there may be a lot of sights, sounds and smells you are not used to during sex. While it's not true that girls taste like a tuna, their odor is very different from a man’s. Plus, they send out different pheromones than guys do – which can have a definite effect on your libido. This is why before any date that involves a woman, you need to take Viagra about an hour before you show up. Remember, you cannot eat any food or drink any alcohol during that hour if you want the magic blue pill to have its most potent penis performance. That will leave you ready to tango without worrying about breast and bush killing your boner. Now take a deep breath and get ready to learn what you need to do in order to turn the threesome screw. The rule of thumb here is that it is the female partner who is in charge of what is going to happen. Her husband or boyfriend may think he's in charge, but, in reality, she's calling the shots even if it's subtle. So the most important thing is to pay attention to her reactions, and let her lead the way. First off, there is a very good chance that you won't have to interact with the female sexually at all. There are many women out there who simply like watching gay sex. She may simply want to see you and her boyfriend get it on while she double clicks her mouse. In that case, you can just pretend she isn't there and get down to your regular business. Her moans may be distracting, but you can always ignore them. On the other hand, she may want you to play with both of them. Again, giving sexy service to the guy shouldn't be that hard – unless he's never been with a man before. In that case, check out our guide on how to handle “straight” first timers. The challenge will be for you to figure out what to do with her. After all, fucking a girl is very different from fucking a guy – if it wasn't, we wouldn't be cockaholics! When you fuck a guy, you can make him cum because your dick hits his prostrate gland or by jerking off his cock. But a girl is different. In porn movies it looks like you can give her a girlgasm just by sticking your dick in her pussy – and you don't even need lube! In reality it's different. You have to rub her clitoris before you fuck her, and during the act. If you are doing her missionary style, simply move your hand down to her crotch and rub the area right above where your cock is inside her. Her moans will let you know if you've hit the right spot. If you are doing her doggy style, life is easier. After all, you can always imagine you are banging a boy. But, you will need to reach underneath her and play with her clit some more while you are doing it. The real challenge will come if she wants you to go down on her. If you are unwilling to do that, you should let the couple know up front before they book the date. If you've never tried it, don't let it scare you; it doesn't taste bad, just different from cock. If you do decide to muff dive, go gently. You can't be as rough with a pussy as you can with a cock. You need to start off slowly licking around her lips and build up until you get to the clitoris. Once there, you can gently lick it while moving your fingers slowly in and out of her pussy. After a few minutes she'll probably be ready for sex, so then it's time to mount her. Your orgasm is a very important part of the experience for a woman, so if you absolutely can't cum from fucking her, you'll need to pretend you did. Simply grunt, pull out and let yourself go soft. Since you are wearing a condom, she won't be able to tell you didn't cum – particularly if you go to the bathroom right away and flush the rubber down the john. One Two Three Go! There you go – the inside skinny on how to handle any threesome sexperience that might get thrown your way as you gay for pay! It's more work to please two partners, but you'll make more money, honey. So don't believe the hype – three is not a crowd, it's just more buck for your bang! So go out and get them – and let us know how it went! Ta Ta! cc 2009 MaleEscortReview.com

Thanks Lucky. I have changed the article to say: “looks like he is in the advanced stages of AIDS”. As I said in the beginning of the article and most of the stuff I write, I ask for input. Please continue to help me.

I am glad you brought this up Lucky. I have known many poz guys and I still do. I also have sex with guys that are positive. However, I also have known guys who are positive and who are far advanced in AIDS that it is noticeable. It is obvious to me as I have been around quite a while and yes, I can do when someone has full blown AIDS. I do not run from them and I do not hide from them. I have actually been a caretaker for several and there is not fear there for me. However, when someone is getting paid for escort encounters and they look sick in ANY way, I do think the escort is wise to stay away from a sexual encounter with them. Whether it is HIV, the flu, couching, etc. To me, I don't think someone should put themselves at risk when they don't have to. However, that being said, I have been so hot and horny for a guy that even if he was couching and I knew he had the flu, I may put myself in a situation to have sex with them. That is my call. When someone else is put into any situation like the above, that is their call and I do think they need to do it smartly and intelligently. I almost left the paragraph about HIV out but after thinking it over, I did not want to brush it aside. No offense was intended. I don't think anyone can tell if someone is HIV. But, I do think that many of us can tell if they are far advanced and the signs are there and at that point, one should be able to call off an encounter for any reason they so desire.

Working on the new site and with another article for it. Suggestions are appreciated. Doctors in the house, chip away at my beliefs. The Safety Dance – When To Not Do That Thing You Do Hello again my hunky homos, kinkalicious twinks, dragulous divas and burly bears. It's time for another edition of helpful and horny advice from the Male Escort Review. At the Male Escort Review, we believe it's all about what you cumtastic cockaholics need to know before and after you get on your knees to blow. We also take your comments and suggestions seriously – particularly when they are in the forums. Believe it or not my jizzalicious gents, we read all of your comments and even take notes. In fact, the other day I noticed that one of you high quality queers thanked us for taking on the “taboo” subjects that are rarely talked about in the escort community. That got this bouncing bear thinking and made me decide to take on a more serious topic than usual on this site – the reality of STDs, and what you can do to protect your penis from potent poisons. I know – usually my missives are all about analtastic alliteration, homoerotic hyperbole and dirty debates about what to do when he farts in your face. But, sometimes it pays to be a little serious. After all, unless you stick to phone sex there is always a risk of contracting something nasty when you do the naughty. So, I figured it is our obligation to let you guys know how to play safer, even if a guy is so hot he brings you to your knees! Respect Your Body And Respect Yourself Just because you are an escort doesn't mean you don't have the right to respect your body and trust your instincts. In the rest of this article, I'm going to talk about some stuff to look out for when you meet a client, but the most important rule of thumb is to trust your instincts. If you show up at his door and for any reason your radar makes you think the dude may be sick, you have every right to walk away. It's much better to lose out on some money and risk a single bad review than it is to contract a disease by rolling the dice (no FourAces not a negative comment about gambling). You don't have to be a rude dude or even get crude. Just politely tell the guy that you are uncomfortable with the situation and go out the door. Apologize for wasting his time. You can even tell him you started feeling sick to your stomach on the way over. Don't ask him if he's sick or not. Asking him will accomplish nothing other than insulting him. Remember, always be professional and polite. On the other hand, if you are the client and your instincts tell you that something isn't quite right, you also have the right to cancel the date. In this case you should offer him a “kill fee” for taking his time to come over. But, it's better to be out a few bucks than to put your body at risk. You can make more money; you can't give yourself another life. Now let's get down to the bare basics of what to look out for and what level of risk you are putting yourself at if you notice the signs of the times. The Warts Warnings! This is by far the most common situation you are apt to find yourself in. You start making out with the guy, get his clothes off, drop down to your knees and then notice one or more odd bumps on his meat stick. If they are white and/or have a cauliflower texture, they are more likely than not genital warts – which are caused by the HPV virus. If you see these, you need to stop and break the date. HPV when it is causing warts is very, very contagious. The good news is that you can always schedule another appointment with this dirty dude in the future. More than 75 percent of sexually active adults have HPV. Most who do don't know it, because in only a small percentage of the time symptoms like warts are visible. The rest of the time it sits in your body with no ill effects at all. That said, when it is in the wart stage it will give you warts - and getting the warts burned off your cock hurts more than you can imagine. So, if you see the bumps it's time to make your excuses. In my case, I'd suggest going to the bathroom, staying inside a while and then coming back out and claiming to have suddenly gotten diarrhea. No one will ever question this – it's just too gross. Then, offer to set up another appointment a few weeks or months down down the line if this is that boy you just must see or if not, move on altogether. The odds are the guy doesn't realize he has them yet, but in a few days when they start growing and itching, he'll notice them and get them burned off. Once they are gone he'll be a much safer boy to blow. The Cold Sore Conundrum For our second bit of medical marvels, we are going to touch upon another common STD that doesn't have to be a permanent deal breaker, but should put you off that date – herpes. What many men don't realize is that the only difference between cold sores on their lips and genital herpes is social stigma because the straight world is scared of sexalicious stuff. So, what does that mean to you? Cold sores are fairly common and won't kill you. But, if you get them on or around your dick you will be put out of commission for a while. After all, it can take a few weeks for the scratchy sores to get going. Many guys decide to go for it, but simply use a condom. Big mistake. We cannot stress this enough – condoms will not protect you from herpes. The way the virus sheds means that if your dick gets anywhere near his mouth, you are putting yourself at risk. This is one case where we suggest pointing out the problem and offering to simply skip the blowjobs and make out session. You can fuck while the guy has a cold sore and not be at risk. You can kiss his nipples, finger his ass and give him a good spanking. The only thing you need to avoid is contact between his mouth with your dick, mouth or ass. If you are an inventive erotic escort, you have many pornographic possibilities. Also, you can always suck his dick – assuming there are no sores down there as well. Most decent clients will understand the problem and be willing to compromise with you. If not, you simply need to walk out the door. The Clap – All Pain, No Gain! Now my friendly faggots, it's time to move into the danger zone. Chlamydia, also known as “The Clap” has made a major comeback in the gay community over the past few years and while it won't kill you, it can be a serious pain in the cock! The Clap is one of the few venereal diseases that are just as easily transmitted during oral sex as it is during anal penetration. In fact, some studies suggest that blowjobs are the most common form of Chlamydia transmission. The good news is that you can literally keep an eye out for it. Before the really bad symptoms start to occur, the precum out of a guy's piss slit will slightly change color. We all know what precum is supposed to look like. After all, even if we are virgins we've seen our own, so it's not exactly a saucy secret. In the initial stages of Chlamydia infection, the precum will remain white but will take on a slightly greenish tint. If you see that, it's time to cancel the date and postpone it to another time. The Clap is extremely easy to cure. It just takes a few days of antibiotics, but when the symptoms come up it will be a nightmare. Some men describe the symptoms of The Clap when it hits full bloom as “pissing razorblades.” This is why you'll only encounter a client who is in the early stages of infection – because if pissing were hurting him that much, you can be damn sure he wouldn't be trying to get laid. So, keep to this rule of thumb: If it's green, it ain't clean! Going Crabbing I'm a fan of most small animals – and even some larger bears – but the crabs are not on my hit parade. Like The Clap, they are easy to get rid of but a huge hassle when they are there. Also, like herpes, condoms do absolutely nothing to prevent against crabs – also known as pubic lice. The crabs are small insects that like to live in pubic hair and particularly like jumping from host to host. And, when they start biting you, you will itch like a bad motherfucker. The problem is that most people don't know what the crabs look like, so they don't even realize if a dude has them. Male Escort Review to the rescue! The crabs are very tiny. They look like small freckles. But, if you look closely the freckles will start moving. Therefore if you see what looks like freckles in or around a dude's pubes, wait a second. Try to touch one. If you can move it, it's time to end the date and move on. Like with The Clap, he'll realize in a few days when he starts itching what the problem is and go get the easy treatment to get rid of them. If we ever have dinner together, ask me the story of my first Crab experience with the Israeli soldier, a PR hustler and a midget. jk about the midget. That Pozitive Look It's great to have a positive attitude, but it's not good to look pozitive! Now, this is not to say that you can tell by looking at a dude if he is HIV positive or not. Lots of guys who are infected look healthy as all hell. I have an ex who has been HIV for 24 years and he looks totally healthy and is healthy. That said, lots of the medication given to treat HIV could cause symptoms that when put together should be a gigantic red flag to consider before you decide to get down and dirty. A slightly “hollow” look under the eyes is common. Looking too skinny for their overall body type is another signal. Bruises along the arms and legs should also be looked out for. Not one of these things on their own means anything, but when put together should make you think twice. Remember that condoms are not perfect. They can break. While current AIDS medications can help many people live a long life with HIV, they are expensive and there is, at this point, no cure. We've all had friends with HIV and, in general, we know what they've looked like at different stages in their medication. If, for any reason, you get a vibe that the dude “looks like he is in the advanced stages of AIDS” it's a good idea to cancel the date as politely as possible. This is also the case even if you are HIV positive yourself. Some guys think that having HIV is a green light to have all sorts of unprotected sex with other HIV positive dudes. A few years back “sero sorting,” as it was called, was a popular idea. I actually know the genius who coined the term. Unfortunately medical science has since proven them wrong. The problem is that there are many, many different strains of HIV and all of them have different mortality levels. In fact in New York City a few years ago, a particularly strong strain killed a bunch of guys in a short period of time even though some of the men were on HIV medicines. Therefore, just because you have one strain of HIV is no reason at all to put yourself at risk for contracting an additional strain. Plus, the nature of HIV is that it weakens your immune system – so that if you have sex with another HIV positive guy, you are also more likely to contract other STDs. So, always play safe – no matter what your status – and if your instincts set off warning bells about a certain guy, trust them. As they said on my mother's favorite soap opera, we only have “One Life To Live.” I love sex and I have sex with guys I know are negative and those I know are positive. There are just different things I do with them sexually. If I am ever not sure, I use caution. That's It For The Serious Shit – Now Let's Get Back To The Fun And Games! There you go – the Male Escort Review's explanation of the most common STDs that can show visible symptoms and what to look out for. I hope this didn't kill your boner – but we do really want to keep you guys healthy and around for as long as possible. The key is to keep doing what you do, but be aware – and fuck away like you just don't care. And don't worry, I promise to get back to awesome alliterative allusions as soon as I'm sure you are safe, sane and sexy! cc 2009 MaleEscortReview.com

This is first draft. Any advice is appreciated! From Awkward To Awesome – How To Make Sure You Still Get A Smooth Ride Even If You Have To Dodge Some Potholes! Hello, all my homo homies, cockalicious queers and tasty twinks. Welcome back to the Male Escort Review guide to every bit of fagtabulous advice you could ever need – whether you are an escort or a client, we are here to help make sure you always have a jizztastically juice time! We take our advice from our years of experience dealing with escorts and talking to their clients. We know what you want, when you want it and are here to make sure you can cum and get it. We'd all love for sex to be as perfectly powerful as in our favorite porn movies, but in real life mistakes happen. Being with an escort can be an energetically erotic experience, but it can also go wrong. And, when you are dealing with a true professional, the mistakes are often neither person's fault. That doesn't make you a bad homo – it just makes you a horny human! But the truth is that even the smallest problem can throw an entire sexperience off track; yet it's usually easy to smooth things over, if you know what you are doing and can man up and deal with it. In that vein, we are about to offer you advice on what to do to make sure a stray awkward moment doesn't devastate your date so you can both cum away happy! You Smelt It, You Dealt It Imagine this, my pretty Friends of Dorothy – you are down there on your hands and knees with a perfectly proportioned penis pointed at your pout. Then, while you are getting down (pun intended!) to business, he suddenly lets rip a fart of mustard gas proportions. What's a boy to do? After all, neither Miss Manners nor the late great Bea Arthur ever addressed this important issue! Your response is different depending on whether you are the escort or the client. If you are the escort and you've laid out a fart while the guy was blowing you, you have to apologize immediately. Then, maneuver him away from your offending orifice and make out with him for a while until the stench is gone. If on the other hand you have been going down on your client and he let it rip, you have to simply pretend it didn't happen. After all, he's going to be somewhat embarrassed and you don't want to blow the deal by making him feel worse. A good way to do this is to stop blowing him and use your hands for a minute or two until the smell has dissipated. Sorry, But You Are Not My Type Sex is about chemistry just as much as it is about looks, biology or ability. There is always a chance that shit just isn't going to work out. You can find a great escort who looks just like his pictures and has awesome reviews – and still just not “feel it” when he shows up at the door. This has nothing to do with how attractive he is in general – you just may realize that he doesn't quite “do it” for you in real life. But, he has made the time and effort to show up – and escorts do have busy schedules. So how do you handle this situation? The best way is to be upfront as soon as you realize it just isn't going to happen. It's one thing to tell a guy that it's not going to work out two minutes after he arrives. It's just plain wrong to do so after he's been trying to turn you on for a half an hour. Assuming you tell him right away that you don't want to go through with it, the escort should be wiling to accept a partial amount of the payment he would have gotten if you had exchanged sexual favors. We suggest that in this case, offering 50 percent of the fee is reasonable – after all, it's not his fault you didn't feel the rocket in your pocket! Gone Limp As well all know a cock in great working order is absolutely spectacular. But, we also know that cock is generally less reliable than a press statement from Dick Cheney. No matter how horny you are, no matter how much you want to have a sexsessful sexperience, sometimes your dick isn't going to be up to the job. In most cases this is not anyone’s fault. Even the most determined dick will sometimes decide it's time to take a break instead of spewing its icing on their cake. But, if it happens during an escort experience, it can be a big “let down” for both parties. If you are an escort, it's a good idea to always keep some Viagra on hand just in case you have issues with your horny hydraulics. Take it as soon as you notice a problem because it can take a while to take effect. Then, while you are waiting for it to come back to life, do anything you can think of to pleasure your client. Offer to rim him, shove fingers in his ass, or suck his dick. Just keep him distracted until your wood returns. If he comments on it, tell him in very clear terms that it's not his fault – because he may feel unattractive. But, don’t offer excuses - just say that it happens to the best of us! If you are the client and suddenly find that you can't get it up, you are in a somewhat easier position. After all, the escort is paid for his time and doesn't have as much at stake in the adventure as you do. If this happens to you, don't blame the escort. Don't ask for a refund. Just relax and let him try to pleasure you in other ways. You may find that once you stop worrying about it, your dick may cum back to life. And, if it doesn't you'll still have spent some hot naked time with a dude pleasing you as much as your body will allow. Wham, Bam, Thank You Sam! As an escort, you are a professional and know how to control yourself. After all, that's why you are the man for the job! You are there to satisfy all their cockaholic cravings! And, for the most part you know how to fuck like a champion dickasaurus! But, every so often you may run into a client who is so hot that as soon as you get your dick in his derriere, you can't help yourself and you'll shoot within seconds. Your client, who rightly expected a good hard fucking, may be disappointed. This is when you have to take charge of the situation. Tell him that almost never happens to you and it was simply because he was so hot. Stroke his ego and his cock and offer him a massage. Explain to him that you aren't going anywhere until you've recovered and are ready to ride him like the bitch the boy needs to be! If you are the client and the one who was topping the escort and you've cum too quickly, don't worry about it. Just enjoy the fact that you had a horny hump time – the escort will be proud he got you off so quickly and won't judge you for jumping the jizz gun. Mr. Brown Back In Town Assholes are like opinions - everyone's got them, and some of them stink. The thing is we all love a man's ass, but most of us don't want to think about what it's doing when it's not getting fucked. There are some functions that should remain between a man and his porcelain god. Which is why you need to scrub the back door and keep it pink and clean. But, every so often you'll run into a dude who hasn't wiped the pipe quite enough. You'll be hard and horny for his hungry hole, but when you look down to get into position you'll notice that there is enough brown to make you frown. That can be a huge boner killer – but it doesn't have to end the sexperience. Whether you are the client or the escort there is one easy solution – suggest that you take a shower together. Then, during the shower make sure that his ass is cleaned with class. If it is the escort who is the dirty dude and he won't get in the shower with you, you have every right to demand a refund. After all, being in fuckable form is part of his job. If it is the client and he's the one who is unwilling to shower, you should explain the problem and be willing to leave or offer other services until he's ready to flush the filth. Dude, That's My Wife! All of us cockalcious carnivores know that not every escort date starts and stops in the hotel room. Many guys like to take us out to dinner or lunch or show us off in other ways. We also know that many of these men are married, closeted or have girlfriends. Whenever you are out on a date, there is always a slight chance that he may run into someone he really doesn't want to know that he sees escorts. That's why before any escort outing, both the escort and the client need to create a reasonable cover story that both of them can agree on in case someone shows up to say “hi.” If you don't have a cover story in place, things can get very awkward and a small slip of the tongue may ruin any fun. Remember, an escort can be anything you want – an out of town client, an old school mate, or a friend of a friend. It's all good as long as the story is understood! High As A Kite If the Bible was written by erotic escorts and then men who worship them, Moses would have brought 10 very different commandments down from the mountain. The first one would read: • Do not mix drugs, alcohol and escorts. It doesn't matter if you are the client or the escort – being fucked up for a date is pretty fucked up. It's disrespectful and can be dangerous. No escort wants to deal with a client who is so drunk or high that his dick doesn't work. Beyond that, a client who is high as a kite can be dangerous. If he shows up at your door and you've done three grams of Tina and half a bottle of Jack Daniel's, he has every right to ask for his money and leave. Even worse is when the escort shows up with his head blasted into the stratosphere. It's beyond unprofessional and can make a client feel very uncomfortable. This is the one situation where the Male Escort Review recommends that you simply ask the escort to leave and don't even pay him a kill fee. Tell him why in no uncertain terms. It's not your job to pay for his next fix; it's his job to fellate, fuck and finger you. Racism And Other Bullshit Some clients think that because they are paying for the escort’s time, they have the right to say or do anything they feel like. They are wrong. Just because you are hiring a stunt cock for the evening doesn't give you the right to be an asshole – and doesn't mean that the escort has to take it. If you talk about offensive shit, make racist remarks or start demeaning people, the escort should politely ask you to stop. If you continue, the escort should ask for his payment and then leave as soon as possible. If you are in doubt as to whether something you say might be considered offensive, our advice is to keep your mouth shut until it is full of nice, warm cock. No More Mr. Awkward! There you go my kinky twinks, burly bears and horny honchos! The most common awkward moments and mistakes that happen during the sexcort sexperience - and how to handle them so they don't ruin your play date. Best of all, you didn't have to write Dear Abby! So go out and get 'em, boys - and after you've had them, please come back to the Male Escort Review and let us know how your sexperience went! We want you to keep cumming back for more! cc 2009 MaleEscortReview.com

Straight But Not Narrow – What To Do When You Are Your Client’s First Toe Out Of The Closet Hello again, my happy homos, sextacular escorts and cuddly clients! Welcome back to the Male Escort Review – where we aim to not only let you rate your date, but also help you with all of the hot and heavy ins and outs of the escort scene! We are here help cockaholics or all stripes – from the sextremely experienced to the tightest voracious virgins out there. If it's about escorts, we want to give you the inside skinny and lead you the right way. Today we want to talk about straight boys - those poor misguided souls who spend their night eating the tuna taco even though they are surrounded by jizztacular tube steak that could spice up their life! It's a well known fact that many men, even if they have wives or girlfriends, secretly wish they could trip the dick fantastic rather than pound the pussy, even if they've never been with a man before. And, as I'm sure many escorts will tell you, when they are finally ready to give into their cockaholic cravings escorts are often their first choice. They don't want to be seen in a gay bar; they may be scared of getting caught if they actually dated a guy; or they may not be sure if they'll like the experience, or if they should stick to the straight and narrow. An escort is an easy way to dip their dick in the water and find out if they are a Friend of Dorothy, or if the only beard they want to be intimate with is at home cooking dinner. This can be a challenge for many escorts - you know what you are doing, but they won't. And they will probably be very nervous. After all, they may have repressed the kick they get from dick for years. You also know that since you will be their first, you will be remembered forever. A gay never forgets his first time! So, what's an escort to do? Don't worry; here at the Male Escort Review, we've talked to both escorts and clients and know what you need to do when a straight boy rings you up and tells you it's the first time – so you can make sure he keeps cumming back for more! It's not that hard for you to learn how to give him a sextacular sexperience that will ensure he never looks at his wife quite the same way again! Better still, you'll be training him for the other men in his life – because as we all know, once you have cock you just can't stop! Don't Confuse His Fantasies With Reality When it cums to a guy who has never taken it like a man before, he's apt to have lots of sexual fantasies going through his head - and during your initial contact you may hear all about them. He may email or talk to you about wanting it up the ass, to get cum on his face, to be called a bitch or any number other cockalicious concerns. But don't get confused and think that he really wants to do all these things when you have your first date – even if he says so in his initial communications with you. For a guy about to lose his gay-ginity, these things are still in the realm of fantasy. Once it cums to the down and dirty, he'll probably want to do some of these things and not others. So, don't immediately jump in and start out all hot and heavy. Make small talk first, and then slowly build things up from vanilla to the kinkier stuff. Each step along the way, ask him directly if he wants things to go further. He might only be comfortable with mutual masturbation or a quick blowjob at first. Whatever it is, let him set the comfort zone and don't get confused by what he's said he wanted. However, be prepared to offer it should he ask for it in person in the heat of the moment. Keep Your Lips Locked Unless He Initiates When a guy is first starting to experiment with other guys, one of the things they tell themselves is that “it's just a fetish” or “it's just sex, it means nothing.” This is how they protect themselves from admitting they belong at Cockaholics Anonymous meetings. Because of this, during their first time they may be all into the sexual part of things, but not into anything that suggests real intimacy. A lot of experienced guys want a “boyfriend experience,” with lots of kissing and cuddling. A newbie may not want that at all – and be really freaked out if you try to kiss him. So, unless he initiates anything, keep it to “straight-up” sexual stuff. Don't kiss anything except his cock! His lips may be reserved for his wife alone – for the time being! Of course, if he does want affection don't be afraid to provide it – just make sure he's the one in the driver’s seat on gay lover's lane. Let Him Talk Shit When you meet him at the door, your gaydar signals may start flashing in enough neon to light up Times Square. It may be incredibly obvious that he’s gay – but he may still be in the middle of that river in Egypt. So, he might start talking shit about how he's not really gay or that he's not sure if he liked it – even if he was singing Barbra Streisand songs while you fucked him to three or four outrageous orgasms. When he's talking shit like that, he's just trying to reassure himself about his anxieties. He's not really talking to you. You can even agree with him that the giant hard-on he got as soon as he saw your dick has nothing to do with him being gay at all. At the end of the day, it's not your job to be his therapist. It's your job to play along with him and allow him to use his illusions. Why pressure him? Bring Your Own Condoms In a perfect world, everyone would always carry condoms at all times. But as Plato pointed out, we don't live in the best of all possible worlds. And straight guys often have very good reasons for not carrying condoms with them. After all, they may be dating a long-term girlfriend or be married to busty breeders who are on the pill. If they got caught carrying condoms, they would be busted and could end up shoved out of the closet well before they are ready to score! In fact, for many of them it may have been years since they've even used a condom. So, make sure you bring your own and be prepared to show him how to put it on – and check that he's done it the right way. You'll also have to make sure you have lube with you – but if you are a sexcellent escort you knew that already, didn't you big boy? Set Up A Kill Fee In Advance The truth of the matter is that some “straight” guys are actually chicken shit. They may like the idea of getting down and dirty and anxiously await analicious adventures, but not have the balls to go through with it. In some cases they may actually meet up with you and only then decide they can't go through with it and want to leave. Don't feel like this is a rejection of you as an escort – it just means they are not ready to be reamed. So, when you are talking with them, set up one price for if you actually have sex, and another price for if they can't go through with it. After all, you don't need to be paid in full if all you did was meet him and say “hi” - but you do need to be compensated for your time, cumtastic or not. Our advice is to quote - in advance - a “kill fee” of about half your regular fee that he will have to pay if he walks away without the gay. It's a fair compromise on everyone's part. Don't Ever Mention His Wife Or Girlfriend The most important rule - don't do anything to remind him that this is his first time or that he has a life in the straight world. He may be feeling a lot of guilt for galloping with the gays. That means you can't bring up his wife, his girlfriend or females in general at all during the encounter. Even mentioning one of your female friends could fuel the fire of failure. Part of this means you should never make any comments on his lack of experience – even complimentary ones. If he gives you really good head, don't say, “I can't believe you've never done this before” - it will do nothing but remind him of what he usually has his mouth or when he takes off someone's underwear – and pussy is not what he wants on his mind now. When in doubt, say as little as possible and let him lead the conversation where he wants it to go. Be Prepared For Two Pumps, A Tickle And A Squirt! A straight boy’s first gay escort date may be the most sexciting thing that's happened to him in years. He may be more turned on than he has ever been in his life. That means he may cum within seconds of either of you getting down to business. This is a crucial point. Remember, he's never been with a male escort before. He may be worried that because he's cum once, you are going to head right out the door. At this point, you need to soothe his ego. Tell him it's perfectly natural for a first timer and that you have all the time he's booked to give it another go. You can claim to be flattered. The point is to reassure him. And don't worry; if he was that excited, he probably will be able to get it up again in a few minutes and then you can really get down to business. If you do this right, you may have earned yourself a customer for life! Ease Into Anal Unless you have a fag hag who shares, you may have no idea who cum-pletely clueless straight boys are about anal sex. Most of them have never tried it with their wives or girlfriends, and all they know about it is from porn. And, I'm sure you've noticed the problem with porn is that it makes it look too easy. Whether it's straight or gay, the cock seems to always slip in easily with one magic stroke. You and I know that's rarely the case. Unless you are dealing with a sextacular cum dump, getting into man pussy takes a lot of time and effort. You need to rim the guy first, lube everything up, work him with your fingers and then slowly and gently ease your cock into him until your balls are bouncing against his ass. But, your client may not know this. He may expect and even ask you to just shove it in and start banging away. After all, that may be how he fucks the women in his life. This is where you have to take control and gently show him how it's done. No matter how much he begs for it quickly, take it slow. He has no idea at all how much pain can be involved if you actually gave in to his demands. Tell him that you want his first time to be as good as possible and remind him that you are the sexpert. His prostate will thank you for it! Go Out And Score One For The Home Team! There you go, my erotic escorts – the inside skinny on how to get into the mind of a “straight” boy who has decided to bend the rules and shop for cock! They may take a little more effort than spectacularly sexperienced guys; but once you show them the way, they'll want to be gay! And, that's why you get paid to play! That's it for now my kinky twinks, burly bears and horny homos! I'll be back with more advice soon! Ta-Ta for now! cc 2009 MaleEscortReview.com

I met a guy last night from these sites. He was adorable. I met him at Numbers and thought he was a very sexy young twink. He works for the above sites. I have heard of BoyCrush but not the other one. Anyone spend time on these? Anyone from the party at Numbers last night remember him? I think his name was Jaden?

In the wake of the murder of Craigslist-advertising masseuse Julissa Brisman, and the arrest of Philip Markoff, Craig Newmark and Jim Buckmaster of Craigslist gave interviews Friday to Martin Bashir of ABC's Nightline. Their attitude was both defiant and a little uncomfortable. Bashir asked Newmark whether he was a law-abiding citizen of America, to which the Craigslist founder said he was "very consistent" about that. As the interviewer read out a few Craigslist ads and asked him if he thought they were ads for prostitution, Newmark replied: "Probably." He said that if there are ads of a criminal nature on the site, he wants help to get rid of them immediately. Asked if Craigslist facilitates prostitution, Newmark said: "I wouldn't put it that way, no." Which did seem a little like the answer of a politician. But when asked about whether, in the light of crime associated with Craigslist, he intended to make any changes to the site, perhaps closing down the Erotic Services section, Newmark leaned heavily on Craigslist's roots. "The decisions we make on our site are consistently based on feedback from the entirety of the community," he said. However, he did seem to leave the smallest of crack open for a change of heart: "That feedback changes over time." Bashir then wondered whether the idea of donating proceeds from the Erotic Services section to charity might seem a little strange. "Do you think," he asked Buckmaster, "that charities will welcome donations from adverts where people promise to beat each others' backsides till they bleed?" Buckmaster replied, somewhat nervously: "We'll be making public the donations that are available to charities and they can contact us if they want to take advantage of that." In this fascinating interview sequence, one could easily conclude that Craigslist wishes that the few in society would just stop behaving in a way that can affect so many so that Craiglist can just carry on with its business. Unfortunately, the few in society aren't so easily persuaded. http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10227621...ag=2547-1_3-0-5

Looking forward to seeing you there as well. Here is the guy at the end with the photos. At least, this is the one I think you are referring to. And, he is not only adorable but great in bed! http://rentboy.com/listing.aspx?lid=188256...;sp=1&pos=0

I had a great time. Thank you Townie for organizing all this. The group was great and it was nice to put faces to many guys I had not met. The boys there were a great deal of fun. I can't quite remember all the names of the boys but they were fun and it was a nice time!

We were at Numbers tonight in Los Angeles and had a drawing. Adam was the drawn as the winner by a cute young escort named Dominic. We had all the names in a hat and Dominic picked one name out and Adam's name was called Congratulations Adam! BTW: Dominic went home with me so I guess Adam and I were both winners tonight. Thanks to Townie for organizing this and putting everything together. I had a great time and met about 4 really cute boys I wanted to take home with me.

I saw the preview at theaters and am VERY excited to see this. It looks wonderful.

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2hard2tame, if you really think some of your comments are not the epitome of racism, you need to reread them or better yet, have a friend read them who will be honest with you. I find the statements sad and indicative of the racial tensions I grew up in when I was in Alabama as a child. I fled from that intolerance then and I won't allow it on here. Thread closed! As you can see from my years on this board the number of threads I have closed can be counted on one hand. Therefore, you can certainly be assured yours struck a nerve with me.