Keithambrose Posted 5 hours ago Posted 5 hours ago I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak. Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be! Olddaddy 1 Quote
PeterRS Posted 5 hours ago Posted 5 hours ago 41 minutes ago, Keithambrose said: I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak. Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be! Never heard of this way of getting your kicks before. Do you have the media link? Quote
Olddaddy Posted 5 hours ago Posted 5 hours ago 49 minutes ago, Keithambrose said: I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak. Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be! Fantastic post I enjoy reading this 😂 I just ordered a "fist" dildo from Amazon ready shove it up my ass 👊🏿🍑 Quote
Keithambrose Posted 4 hours ago Author Posted 4 hours ago 15 minutes ago, PeterRS said: Never heard of this way of getting your kicks before. Do you have the media link? It was on Metro UK. I'm no good at inserting links, or shells! floridarob 1 Quote
PeterRS Posted 4 hours ago Posted 4 hours ago Link is https://metro.co.uk/2026/02/01/man-24-goes-hospital-ww1-bomb-stuck-rectum-26650643/ Interestingly, this is not the first time this has happened in France. The guy on this occasion was 24. In 2022 an 88-year old was discovered with the same "condition". Now what sexual kicks was the old guy after, I wonder. Quote
floridarob Posted 4 hours ago Posted 4 hours ago 39 minutes ago, PeterRS said: Now what sexual kicks was the old guy after, I wonder. Going out with a bang 🤷♂️ Quote
Members Suckrates Posted 3 hours ago Members Posted 3 hours ago I cant relate.... The only thing going up my butt is The Charmin........ My sexual sensors dont reside in my Ass. Quote
Members Thomas_88 Posted 3 hours ago Members Posted 3 hours ago "Only" 4 cm (about 1.6 inch), no dedication at all. This one was 5.7 cm (about 2.3 inch): https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 Quote
Keithambrose Posted 51 minutes ago Author Posted 51 minutes ago 2 hours ago, Thomas_88 said: "Only" 4 cm (about 1.6 inch), no dedication at all. This one was 5.7 cm (about 2.3 inch): https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 Size queen! Quote