Keithambrose Posted Monday at 12:49 PM Posted Monday at 12:49 PM I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak. Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be! Olddaddy 1 Quote
PeterRS Posted Monday at 01:31 PM Posted Monday at 01:31 PM 41 minutes ago, Keithambrose said: I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak. Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be! Never heard of this way of getting your kicks before. Do you have the media link? Quote
Olddaddy Posted Monday at 01:34 PM Posted Monday at 01:34 PM 49 minutes ago, Keithambrose said: I was amused to read, today, that a French guy went to hospital with a World War 1 shell, 16x4cm, lodged up his ass! It caused the temporary closure of the hospital, and the attendance of the Bomb Squad! The shell, and the guy, were safely defused. A rather advanced form of Russian Roulette, perhaps? One reads of unusual insertions, but I thought this takes the biscuit, so to speak. Entertainingly, the guy may be charged under French weapons legislation. Interesting to speculate what the charge (sic) might be! Fantastic post I enjoy reading this 😂 I just ordered a "fist" dildo from Amazon ready shove it up my ass 👊🏿🍑 BjornAgain 1 Quote
Keithambrose Posted Monday at 01:48 PM Author Posted Monday at 01:48 PM 15 minutes ago, PeterRS said: Never heard of this way of getting your kicks before. Do you have the media link? It was on Metro UK. I'm no good at inserting links, or shells! floridarob 1 Quote
PeterRS Posted Monday at 01:53 PM Posted Monday at 01:53 PM Link is https://metro.co.uk/2026/02/01/man-24-goes-hospital-ww1-bomb-stuck-rectum-26650643/ Interestingly, this is not the first time this has happened in France. The guy on this occasion was 24. In 2022 an 88-year old was discovered with the same "condition". Now what sexual kicks was the old guy after, I wonder. Ruthrieston 1 Quote
floridarob Posted Monday at 02:33 PM Posted Monday at 02:33 PM 39 minutes ago, PeterRS said: Now what sexual kicks was the old guy after, I wonder. Going out with a bang 🤷♂️ PeterRS, Vessey, jimmie50 and 1 other 4 Quote
Members Suckrates Posted Monday at 02:59 PM Members Posted Monday at 02:59 PM I cant relate.... The only thing going up my butt is The Charmin........ My sexual sensors dont reside in my Ass. Quote
Members Thomas_88 Posted Monday at 03:13 PM Members Posted Monday at 03:13 PM "Only" 4 cm (about 1.6 inch), no dedication at all. This one was 5.7 cm (about 2.3 inch): https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 Quote
Keithambrose Posted Monday at 05:50 PM Author Posted Monday at 05:50 PM 2 hours ago, Thomas_88 said: "Only" 4 cm (about 1.6 inch), no dedication at all. This one was 5.7 cm (about 2.3 inch): https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 Size queen! Quote
jimmie50 Posted Monday at 09:07 PM Posted Monday at 09:07 PM I'm sorry...according to the walesonline article, he said he tripped and fell on it?!? Does anyone really believe that??? LOL. Ian here and unicorn 2 Quote
Keithambrose Posted Monday at 09:15 PM Author Posted Monday at 09:15 PM 6 hours ago, Thomas_88 said: "Only" 4 cm (about 1.6 inch), no dedication at all. This one was 5.7 cm (about 2.3 inch): https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 Edward II lived before shells were invented, so only a poker! Quote
Keithambrose Posted Monday at 09:16 PM Author Posted Monday at 09:16 PM 7 minutes ago, jimmie50 said: I'm sorry...according to the walesonline article, he said he tripped and fell on it?!? Does anyone really believe that??? LOL. Clearly an acrobat! jimmie50 1 Quote
PeterRS Posted Tuesday at 02:05 AM Posted Tuesday at 02:05 AM 4 hours ago, Keithambrose said: Edward II lived before shells were invented, so only a poker! And a red hot one that had just come out of a fire at that! Quote
Members Thomas_88 Posted Tuesday at 04:22 PM Members Posted Tuesday at 04:22 PM 22 hours ago, Keithambrose said: Size queen! Yes, I am. Quote
Members Thomas_88 Posted Tuesday at 04:25 PM Members Posted Tuesday at 04:25 PM 19 hours ago, jimmie50 said: "...he said he tripped and fell on it?!? Does anyone really believe that???" The tripped and fell on it naked? PeterRS and jimmie50 2 Quote
Members Lucky Posted Tuesday at 05:57 PM Members Posted Tuesday at 05:57 PM A power bottom? t0oL1, PeterRS and jimmie50 1 2 Quote
Members Thomas_88 Posted Wednesday at 03:48 PM Members Posted Wednesday at 03:48 PM An overview: 2021 https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/bomb-squad-called-hospital-after-22355112 2022 https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ww1-shell-stuck-anus-hospital-evacuated/ 2026 https://metro.co.uk/2026/02/01/man-24-goes-hospital-ww1-bomb-stuck-rectum-26650643/ Quote
Ian here Posted Wednesday at 09:59 PM Posted Wednesday at 09:59 PM On 2/4/2026 at 3:25 AM, Thomas_88 said: The tripped and fell on it naked? Some mothers do have em. Quote
Members Pete1111 Posted yesterday at 11:57 AM Members Posted yesterday at 11:57 AM One might wonder how an 88 year old man inserted a shell into his anus. Not an easy task, right? Was he squatting down on it? Olddaddy and jimmie50 2 Quote
Olddaddy Posted yesterday at 02:18 PM Posted yesterday at 02:18 PM 2 hours ago, Pete1111 said: One might wonder how an 88 year old man inserted a shell into his anus. Not an easy task, right? Was he squatting down on it? Love it 🤩,😂 Keithambrose 1 Quote
NIrishGuy Posted 3 hours ago Posted 3 hours ago On 2/3/2026 at 4:25 PM, Thomas_88 said: The tripped and fell on it naked? And he was SO lucky that it just happened to already have a healthy smattering of lube all over it too - how fortunate for the poor fellow ! 🙂 Quote
