Would you enroll in an erotic drawing class even if you can't draw?

[mauRICE]

6 hours ago, a-447 said:

You need to find more 'upmarket' friends who fit more comfortably into your lifestyle.

Meow! Upscale as the Americans would say.

He clearly watches a lot of porn in his shoebox thus most of his imaginary friends are pornstars. It's when he attempts to combine it with an imaginary upper class lifestyle that he falters.

[Suckrates]

2 hours ago, mauRICE said:

Meow! Upscale as the Americans would say.

He clearly watches a lot of porn in his shoebox thus most of his imaginary friends are pornstars. It's when he attempts to combine it with an imaginary upper class lifestyle that he falters.

Its the age old story of a "vagabond" trying to will himself a "lush" life thru Roleplaying.     It's become fun to watch how important the facade of "upper-crust-ness" is for Uni.....   To some, it may seem desperate and sad, but I have come to see it as sweet, especially the blacked out faces. After giving us every single detail of his daily life, he is "humble" and wants to still remain a MYTH....

But I still would NEVER put that bottle of Kens salad dressing on the table in front of guests.  

[Riobard]

11 hours ago, Suckrates said:

Sorry Rio, but the two-buck chuck you refer to is now $15.........That at least calls for a Boones Farm wine ?   🤪

“Two-Buck Chuck” is a vintner brand sobriquet, not a price-lock guarantee. But I know, I know … every time I walk into a Dollarama chain store here, I wonder if my food stamps will be accepted or if a dinner jacket is required.

[Riobard]

56 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

Its the age old story of a "vagabond" trying to will himself a "lush" life thru Roleplaying.     It's become fun to watch how important the facade of "upper-crust-ness" is for Uni.....   To some, it may seem desperate and sad, but I have come to see it as sweet, especially the blacked out faces. After giving us every single detail of his daily life, he is "humble" and wants to still remain a MYTH....

But I still would NEVER put that bottle of Kens salad dressing on the table in front of guests.  

I’m tempted to recommend an adjournment. Some may be missing the double-act mutual good sporting schtick here … one humble-brags, the other supplies faux-prosecutorial laugh track and footnotes, at times a redirect. It’s actually quite funny … until playful barbs start establishing the status of evidence. 

[Suckrates]

20 minutes ago, Riobard said:

I’m tempted to recommend an adjournment. Some may be missing the double-act mutual good sporting schtick here … one humble-brags, the other supplies faux-prosecutorial laugh track and footnotes, at times a redirect. It’s actually quite funny … until playful barbs start establishing the status of evidence. 

In an age of Trump,  NO evidence is ever needed.. The truth is right before your eyes...you just have to OPEN your eyes. 

[Suckrates]

25 minutes ago, Riobard said:

I’m tempted to recommend an adjournment. Some may be missing the double-act mutual good sporting schtick here … one humble-brags, the other supplies faux-prosecutorial laugh track and footnotes, at times a redirect. It’s actually quite funny … until playful barbs start establishing the status of evidence. 

OK, so are you recommending it ,  OR not ?    😏

Perhaps do a poll, whether the Sucky & Uni roadshow should end ?   Let the public speak ! 

**On a separate note, what's with the weird "language" choice and sentence structure ?   Noone speaks like that !   

[Riobard]

16 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

OK, so are you recommending it , 

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Noone speaks like that !   

Motion withdrawn. Roadshow it is. The air is satisfactorily cleared. Carry on. 

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Evidently, one does, roastmaster.😏

[Riobard]

35 minutes ago, Suckrates said:

In an age of Trump,  NO evidence is ever needed.. The truth is right before your eyes...you just have to OPEN your eyes. 

Well then, you know you are kidding the other guy in good fun and his affluence and social radius … classiness … are genuine. You are not just a mean girl. Just as long as we all get it. That is what makes the roast actually funny. I merely thought he might be falling for bait because I wondered about dropping visual breadcrumbs to support the above. He is obviously more intelligent than that. Let the comic machinery proceed. 

[Suckrates]

14 minutes ago, Riobard said:

Well then, you know you are kidding the other guy in good fun and his affluence and social radius … classiness … are genuine. You are not just a mean girl. Just as long as we all get it. That is what makes the roast actually funny. I merely thought he might be falling for bait because I wondered about dropping visual breadcrumbs to support the above. He is obviously more intelligent than that. Let the comic machinery proceed. 

In an era of "visual manipulation" a picture ISN'T worth a thousand words......   A picture no longer carries the burden of proof it used to...   So, I look at the small details, the ones poster might have missed when posting the pic that would "scream" fraud to the savvy viewer.....   the small details that throw the entire "false" pretense out the window.....

If that's mean girl behavior, I wear the label proudly.....

But I am still a "live and let live" kinda girl,  so if Uni is happy "thinking" he is misleading us,  then I am happy FOR HIM.   

My invite to one of his "pornstar pool parties" must still be in the mail ?  

[Riobard]

2 hours ago, Suckrates said:

In an era of "visual manipulation" a picture ISN'T worth a thousand words......   A picture no longer carries the burden of proof it used to...   So, I look at the small details, the ones poster might have missed when posting the pic that would "scream" fraud to the savvy viewer.....   the small details that throw the entire "false" pretense out the window.....

If that's mean girl behavior, I wear the label proudly.....

But I am still a "live and let live" kinda girl,  so if Uni is happy "thinking" he is misleading us,  then I am happy FOR HIM.   

My invite to one of his "pornstar pool parties" must still be in the mail ?  

Then by all means keep running the obsessive forensic image analysis and playing the aggrieved society-page correspondent, while next scouring WEHO florist businesses for evidence the hydrangeas are a rental. As, if opportunity favours you, Uni will introduce a new thread on end-of-season poolside entertaining and help you freshen up a razzing act that’s getting a tad tired.

May you roast in piece and not belly flop. 😏

[vinapu]

4 hours ago, Riobard said:

 every time I walk into a Dollarama chain store here, I wonder if my food stamps will be accepted or if a dinner jacket is required.

both

[vinapu]

24 minutes ago, Riobard said:

 

May you roast in piece

i like it

[Suckrates]

1 hour ago, Riobard said:

Then by all means keep running the obsessive forensic image analysis and playing the aggrieved society-page correspondent, while next scouring WEHO florist businesses for evidence the hydrangeas are a rental. As, if opportunity favours you, Uni will introduce a new thread on end-of-season poolside entertaining and help you freshen up a razzing act that’s getting a tad tired.

May you roast in piece and not belly flop. 😏

Au contraire my dear Rio,   the only thing I see tired here is your "affectatious dialogue".

Me thinks that Uni isnt the Only person here trying to "impress".... but

 

 

You are coming off as a Pretentious cartoon character in your attempt to ridicule and disparage me..  Did I previously hear "mean girl" mentioned ?  Perhaps time to take YOUR act on the road ?    

 

[Riobard]

Decades later down that actual road act, shocking sequel, when Shellie’s blistering deadpan dismissal has evolved with further Suckratic mentoring … 

[Riobard]

On 7/27/2026 at 1:00 AM, unicorn said:

An acquaintance of mine told me he was going to do some erotic modeling with another model. I have no artistic talent whatsoever, and no interest in trying to develop a skill in which I know I'll never be good, but my eyes almost popped out of my head when I found out he was doing it with an actor whom I find insanely handsome, Jason Caceres. 

Each of the models made some rapid 5 minute poses (Jason semi-erect for a couple of them), and then the two engaged in some highly intimate poses, including one in which my friend swallowed Jason's huge cock in its entirety (not easy, and he had tears in his eyes while doing so), and one in which Jason put his hot dog in my friend's buns, while my friend was swallowing another nude model's member. For the together poses we had 10 to 15 minutes each--only 5 minutes for the 3-way, though!

Everyone seemed to be drawing something, so I did my best (which was horrible), but the scene was so amazing I could have passed out. Best $45 I ever spent. Most of the people there seemed serious about drawing though. Though most, like myself, did charcoal drawings, one woman actually did acrylics, and one guy did watercolors! I suppose I could have felt a bit embarrassed, but I was literally living a fantasy. Would you ever pretend to try to learn how to draw in order to see an erotic show? (Everyone was friendly, though, and a couple of men who saw my drawings offered some encouragement, though I suspect they were laughing inside). 

I did get to meet and talk a bit with Jason, who was surprisingly friendly. Prior to today, he's never met my friend, but boy did they have explosive chemistry. My friend said that he felt pretty certain the two were going to have rabid sex later that day (they had discussed this during this session). I did also invite Jason to a big pool party at my place in 2 weeks, and he said he thought he could make it, so we'll see. I named some guests he knew (about 1/2 of the people going to the party, including my friend, are hot men in their 30s), so he said he'd enjoy it. My friend said he'd encourage him to go as well. For all of the hot men going, they all know I'd rather kill myself than cheat on my husband, and have no intentions other than enjoying their swimsuit-clad presence. I did Venmo Jason a $100 tip after the show, and I did see another drawer hand him a Ben Franklin. 

The group which does the erotic drawing class is EROS:

https://partiful.com/e/x5SC5XZ39VdnVZFeCBoA

As their moto says "Bad at drawing? Perfect!". So I guess I fit right in. 😄

 

AFAIK, you didn’t do the hot dog in buns with relish, judging by your sketch. Maybe a deadline issue. Tom of Finland likely had plenty of time to finish.

The whole enterprise seems to have been rather vanilla, though you were evidently happy without the associated ‘ending’. 

I only pant by numbers, preferably 69. You could say I suck. 

For pure filth, albeit with inclusivity, Bob Ross …