MrBill Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 This really isn't a LOS topic, but since Gay Romeo is often discussed in this forum. I recently received an email from an enterprising escort reportedly from the Philippines. His email of services offered was as follows... HI I'M LEO 19 YEARS OLD FROM PHILIPPINES,IN MANILA... A YOUNG HANDSOME GUY AND CUTE...AN ESCORT AND A TRAVEL GUIDE AROUND MANILA ... services offered...a young handsome cute guy...interested to suck and be fuck... ESCORT OR SERVICE GUIDANCE FOR FUN AND MORE... -FUN AND SAFE PLAY -CAN BE A TOUR GUIDE IN PLACES THAT U WANTED TO GO LIKE BARS,DISCO BARS, DANCE BAR, -TRAVEL WHAT EVER YOU LIKE TO GO AROUND PHILIPPINES.. FUCKING POSITIONS: -ANAL DOG AND THE PRAY OVER -ANAL UNDERDOG OR OVER THE TOP -ANAL CARTWHEEL OR WHEEL CART -THE DOUBLE "M" WITH UNDERDOG -ANAL VARIANT RIGHT ANGLE -ANAL BISECTOR -ANAL AN ACUTE ANGLE -Stand style BLOWJOB POSITIONS: -THE "H" -THE "L" -THE "G" -FELATIO: INVERTED HAMMER -FELATIO: CAT CRAWL AND ADURATION WITH THE WORSHIP -FELATIO: THE TORCH TYPES OF BLOWJOB: -NORMAL JOB -ICE JOB -HOT JOB OK, so I am dating myself as ancient and sheltered. I haven't a clue as to what any of this means. I am, basically aware of top and bottom, on the bed or off. Has anyone ever encountered such a menu of services? I'm sure some of mthe more creative members will undoubtedly come up with their own unuique descriptions. Anyway, I hope the email brings a bit of a smile or laugh to your busy days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I can honestly say I have hired many a escort over the years and like you, I have no idea what most of that means. I wonder if they have a technology training school for sexual positions that I missed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBill Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 " I wonder if they have a technology training school for sexual positions that I missed?" I was thinking that maybe it came from some sexual gymnastics program with a play-by-play announcer and color commentator. You know, where a series of judges give a numerical rating after each performance. I can just imagine the commentary ..."His program starts with an anal dog and a pray over with a level 3 difficulty. He follows that up with a variant right angle and an acute angle combination... let's see how the judges scored it Brent." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
floridarob Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 it's a good list....... but he's still missing many Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattayaMale Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Kama Sutra?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thaiworthy Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I have the boyfriend trained. Each activity has a number. So far, we are only up to number 3. I don't know if there will be more, but I would have been just as happy with numbers 1 or 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fountainhall Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 it's a good list....... but he's still missing many Clearly the expert speaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I tried the usual trick of googling a few of the terms. Gave up after about 3 of them. However, I can see where the inverted hammer comes from: Felatio Inverted Hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kjun12 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 This is a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pong Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 hello all, was travelling around for a week or 2, and now catching up. i think there might be a key to this; in the now locked up shamelessmack column there once was a response of a Chinese guy also listing moreorless similar positions and names for it, as befits a proper Chinese, with animal names. Again: do not judge to quickly on these, it might simply be some story circling around among Chinese or know whos who else. I also know for sure that a veeeeeeeery long time ago I read some French ''handbook'on it and it also listed dozens of positons and insertions 9str8) by all kind od names. i personally think this is what people come up to when they have really no thing better at hand? Maybe your lives are too busy for that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fountainhall Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 in the now locked up shamelessmack column . . . Has Mack totally disappeared? I really miss his blog. I wish he would post his body and massage charts somewhere - here? - just so that we could have a record of them. Please Mack, if you are reading this, will you consider just one post here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 I'd like to hear from Shameless Mack too. It's a pity his excellent blog closed down. Also, this acts as a reminder. If there's a really useful map, article or other piece of unique data on a blog that will be useful in the future, always download it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
