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floridarob last won the day on April 25 2021

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  1. Reminds me of a blonde joke..... A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot. The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica." source: http://www.jokes4us.com/blondejokes/firstclassblondejoke.html
  2. Ouch, you can tell you are from Boston.....this, along with "you's guys" .....co-workers ridiculed me to death until I stopped using them ๐Ÿ˜†
  3. Want to be more sad, look at this page and then the "Life of a typical American" chart..... https://waitbutwhy.com/2014/05/life-weeks.html or for your own visualization of your life in blocks lived and blocks remaining https://engaging-data.com/age-calculator/
  4. I have had the same thing happen, I tell him, because he was no good last night, I found someone new, ๐Ÿ˜
  5. OMG ....are you joking or serious ๐Ÿ˜ต chlamydia and gonorrhea Should be HIV and syphilis.....maybe potassium too after having all those bananas ๐Ÿ˜‰
  6. Sounds good.... up until the last part ๐Ÿ˜’
  7. Just tell him that you sucked about 100 cocks and ate a lot of ass....he'll probably think you are joking, but tell him you just came back from Asia....he'll know which one to give you ๐Ÿ˜‰
  8. This will no doubt have a lot of opinions/comments .....get ready ๐Ÿ˜ต
  9. Is a pretty low bar, I made it ๐Ÿ˜‰ They had/have a program that if you overstayed your tourist visa and it wasn't your 1st visit to Mexico, you could "normalize" your status and become a temp resident without any income requirements. It started during Covid and as far as I know, is still in place.
  10. I generally stick with Mexicans in Mexico.....these other guys feel special when they've made it out of their country. However, lot's get deported regularly , so it's a short time fame for many. Also, PVR, CUN and other touristic places get these prices, because foreigners pay those prices.
  11. no, they left a number of a caretaker in case anything happened. They tried to get us to order meals and have chefs come over, also offered daily cleaning but I declined.
  12. I can think of a few board members that wouldn't have a problem with that.....
  13. I retired/left the workforce 10 yrs ago at 48 yrs old. It was between Mexico and Bangkok where I wanted to move to, Pattaya was out of the question, is great to visit but I couldn't imagine living there. The more I looked into in, Mexico was the clear winner. Easier to get residency and no reporting BS and no keeping money in their banks. Once a resident in Mexico the only thing you have to report to immigration is any change of address. I built an impressive house that would cost millions in the USA.....Also, is less than a 2 hr flight back to the US if I needed to.....almost 2 yrs ago I needed to have my gallbladder removed and flew to Boston. Merida has great hospitals and Doctors, however, I'd prefer a Boston hospital over international hospitals when having the choice. I got a little bored after a couple of years and opened a NY Style Pizzeria.....that has kept me more than busy. In countries like Mexico or Thailand, having even a small business like this makes you sort of a celebrity. You hear "he's the owner" just like in Thailand, he's the owner carries big weight. My family isn't close and most of my friends have family and careers, so I hardly saw them. I hang around with almost exclusively locals between 18-35 and it makes me feel/look younger than I am. Plus Spanish is much easier to learn than Thai .....๐Ÿ˜ I could imagine if I did go to BKK, I'd open a business there too....the bureaucracy in both places are stupid, but not impossible to overcome. I did all my own documents and even have a liquor license, all done without any bribes. Merida is in Mexico but corruption, although it exists, isn't as bad as other parts of Mexico or probably Thailand. I read somewhere that 72% of Americans live in or close to the city they were born in. I lived in Florida for 10 years and is a very transient state, many people end up going back to where they came from....moving internationally is a huge move and with a change of language, culture and politics, isn't for everyone.
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