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Sorry Maurice, you have mis-typed.
second 'm' not needed.

This is my trip report for our two weekends in Bangkok. We are an older married couple and when we come to Bangkok we invoke the Bangkok Rule in our relationship, and have a great time at the massage spas. We don’t go to saunas or other bars, though I’m hoping we get to go to some of the drag bars this trip.
I am purposely not mentioning names for the most part except for one name of an exceptional therapist. It seems like that’s the unofficial rule here, please correct me if I’m mistaken. Otherwise I will attach the spa photos of the therapists.
First weekend:
We landed at BKK at 23:45, delayed out of Narita due to heavy storms there earlier in the day. Based on what I had seen in this forum, we booked Fast Track with the Sawasdee app along with a buggy and were so happy we did. We were at a very distant gate (they refund the buggy if you are at a close gate) and the professional “butler” met us at the gate and whisked us to immigration, taking us into the VIP lane to the far right. We waited about 10 minutes there but the regular lines were at least an hour, maybe 90 minutes, with some very unhappy looking people. 

Saturday morning:
We went to Stars and chose two “pretty boy” therapists. You know, the ones with the higher tip amounts. As I have heard others on this forum say, the pretty guys just don't try as hard for the most part. It was fine, and I bottomed for the first time in my life (with a condom, on prep). I liked it. Why did I wait so long in life to try this? Turns out, I am a power bottom after being a power top all these years.
The VIP room was nice. Not immaculate, but nice, lots of room, bed and massage table. This room became “my” room over the course of our stay as they got to know me at Stars, and I even imported guys from other spas by asking Stars to book them and come to “my” room. One of the VIP rooms has a large jacuzzi tub. They also turn on the AC before the session so the room is nice and cool, unlike Kman and 9-Teen. I am pretty sure that the air conditioners at 9-Teen are just movie props and don’t actually cool.
Saturday afternoon:
We walked through Silom and my husband went to Paradise (literally) and I went to 9-Teen, the smaller one. The guy outside, W, was a little older and had a nice smile and was more my type. A lot of the guys outside the spas were too young looking. I wanted a man - an older guy. I end up giving advice to the younger ones and worrying about them. Yes, I’m a daddy. W turned out to be one of the best on the trip, and was a good kisser and very patient with me. Not a lot of English (“yes” and “no”) but we made it work. I didn’t get the sense that he books up a lot so I’m mentioning him here. Have at him, boys!
The room was hot and the AC was not on until we walked in. We showered and the decent massage turned into sex of course (no mention of tip, so i gave him 1200 at end) and I experienced bottoming with a larger guy than the morning one. I’m guessing 7 inches, maybe a little less, but nice and thick, and always hard. He had a larger cock and I was a little worried about my second bottoming experience but turns out, the big ones feel even better, the little ones slip out, so now I’m a power bottom size queen.

Also this therapist was enthusiastic and aimed to please. I had a couple of p-spot orgasms and then a penile orgasm, shooting all over his chest as I rode him. He seemed like he might cum too but I remember reading here that it can blow the rest of their day, so I slowed down a bit. I was experimenting with positions and trying to figure out what would work to keep him from going into piledriving / jackhammer mode. I guess some of you guys like that because they all seem to do it. I like it slow and steady and like to feel the head of the guy’s cock against my prostate, slowly grinding and teasing it. Now I’m a power bottom size queen control freak.
All the therapists seem really focused on you having a cock orgasm, and then the session is over. Nope, been there done that, I want the multiple p-spot orgasms, so get to work and take me to paradise and let’s cuddle at the end. And I paid for 90 mins and that’s what I’m getting even if we sit here and talk about cats. Meow. 
A word about douching:
I was super concerned about this. What to use, how to do it, where and when to do it. One of you mentored me but for the sake of his privacy I won’t mention who told me how to douche. For me, this is what worked:
Smaller travel douche from Amazon. Squeeze the bulb then let it suck in purified water from a bottle. Squeeze out any air, lube it and your butt, and insert (feels kind of good once it gets in there, hmmmm again this bottoming thing is pretty great) and swish around. Expel, do it again until all clear. I did it about 2 hours before my appointments but I had trained my bowels on early morning movements and then would book spa appointments for about noon.
Here’s the douche I used: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D94B9KWH
I had tried larger / anti backflow ones at home and those were a disaster and would have taken up too much luggage room. Way too big and too easy to over douche, causing all sorts of yucky problems. 
Use purified water which is really important. Your bowels do not have the acids your stomach has to kill harmful bacteria. Do NOT put tap water up there.
I did avoid spicy food (well toned it down, guy’s gotta eat) for the most part and figured i might have to take an anti-diarrheal at some point but did not. I read on here that some guys take heavy duty stuff that shuts down their digestion but I dont want to walk around looking like Buddha. Lots of fiber pills and water.

Going to bed the first night, my prostate was pulsing like a hungry baby as I thought of the day and looked forward to more tomorrow.
 

I don't. I'm reminded of it every time I read Olddaddy's or pong's posts.

Listen... I need all the sleep I can get.  I can't snooze through prime bar time anymore.  Gotta sacrifice that 9 baht!

Yes, it does seem redundant to try and make a point to you, because you clearly only hear what you want to. Which I suspect was the reason behind the perceived resentment initially.
In any case, insights into your claims can be found by reading your initial trip report where you tried to convince a jobless Burmese non-MB to give you regular daily sex for a month, for a pitiful 500 baht. 

You are so conscious of your own superiority that you are projecting this on others. 

Absolute nonsense. I go to Thailand for business as well as for pleasure, encounter a high proportion of educated Thais ranging from local middle class to privileged. They are so used to farangs in Thailand from all sorts of socio-economic backgrounds that they don’t bat an eyelid. 

He was not a MB... so you offered him money, but only a pittance, but he had to work around your schedule every day for a month to provide you with an hour of sex.....and you act as if you were being generous.....and you are surprised he refused!

Alone or with someone?

Sorry Maurice, you have mis-typed.
second 'm' not needed.

Not all of the current ones but certainly that was the case for those working under the previous management, when the establishment was called Dragon and Koi.

Day 13
 L was sleeping deeply and likely did not notice my arrival but at some point I found him wrapped around me so my guess is at some point of night he did. .It was actually very pleasant situation warranting tip on top of agreed tip . In the morning few romantic moments , L went his way and I took shower , packed my stuff including , yes , tablet and went down to meet  my  remork driver who offered me to take met to the airport for 10 $ and 5000 riels. Pretty long way and not the fastest more of transport but air in the morning was very pleasant and I like my 50 minutes ride.
 Actually I was bit of anxious as my  last two  times flying out of Phnom Penh were breezy . Last year morning flight was cancelled and I was forced to spend  8 hrs. at Pochentong  waiting for afternoon one . In January it was another cancellation and we were driven  back to hotel in the city but that was blessing in disguise as that enabled me to meet my schoolmate first time after 40 years.
This time it was all breeze , I even managed to have 8$ breakfast  - tea and baguette at the airport.
 Aircraft took off few minutes earlier  and landed at Swampy 15 mins before schedule so when exchanging my Pattaya bus voucher for a ticket  for 2 pm. they offered me space in 1 p.m. bus but I declined opting for lunch in coupon restaurant by gate 8 instead. Exchanged some money as well.
On the bus I took time to catch up with the forum as fortunately nobody was sitting beside me in the last row. I also let bkkmfj know I’m coming and we agreed to meet at new Complex restaurant Schatzi in the evening . 
In Pattaya  again I opted for Zing hotel  on the main road and was even treated  with upgrade for bigger room .
At 6.30 pm as I approached  Schatzi I saw bkkmfj and familiar , although never seen before figure sitting beside him , no one less that our dear and beloved Olddaddy. Finally ! My forum member # 42 met in person .
I ordered my schnitzel and must say it surpasses and exceeded expectation. Two weeks later typing this I still feel the taste. After covid claimed Alt Heidelberg on Bitch Road I never thought I will tase such decent schnitzel in Pattaya but now obviously I realized I was wrong.
Engaging conversation with both guys, we even discussed golden faucets, after all it was Olddaddy at the table , Very happy we finally met !
At one point Daddy went he way, bkkmfj and me decided to do the walk through the Supertown but since nothing really triggered by attention I suggested Boyztown and bkkmfj agreed.
While walking  through the main soi I noticed very attractive guy in front of Toy Boys but for now we kept walking toward XBoys and when we entered show just started. What surprised us  in the soi was most well known guy from B Boys break dance  troupe working as barker for the bar. Soon we realized that he is still active  performer.
Show at XBoys is always very progressive and deprived of any sense of modesty , in short  , it’s what boy show should be. Lots of flesh on display and all of it can be sampled if one invests in drink or three for the boy(s) . Atmosphere was good and fun filled although sound was too loud , bordering on occupational hazard for the boys. But that can be said about many a bar in Thailand.
After the show bkkmfj went home as youngsters those days are  somewhat weak and getting easily tired and I went to ToyBoys to take closer look at that boy who drew  my attention.
 He was still available  but I decided to take my time . When buying drink I noticed price list  and yes , they have published tip for Short time of 1500 and double of that for Long Time .
Soon my ‘target ‘ was sitting beside me treated with drink. Long Time accepted enthusiastically . Cambodian , good English , interesting life story ( had farang boyfriend who  died already ). We took  2 motorsais to my hotel at 60 a person and soon I could admire up very close what so far  I could  sample just up close only. That was piece of art attached to him , that’s beyond doubt and I liked what I saw and could feel . Even he noticed proudly ‘ you like it ?”.
 We had chemistry and that helped with more or less sleepless  night of fun.

I'm weary of the legacy media reporting how T7ump voters have been stung.
I doubt most of them care how others have suffered, only themselves.
We don't know they'll change their worldview.  Just like the farmers that suffer from 45 and 47 policies.  They don't connect the dots how much better farming was before 🍊.
Yeah I'm tired of hearing about it.
I let karma take care of their just deserts.  Not my concern.
 

and hopefully the principle of non-refoulement will protect them from being forced into military conscription by the Myanmar junta.
https://www.refworld.org/policy/legalguidance/unhcr/1997/36258
 

Well that should help the authorities to chase them down!

Well located!

keep in mind that it's all academic as  you won't be permitted to enter for being too old . I even leave 'gentlemen ' part out .
Gentlemen only, ages 20 to 55. Photo ID may be checked at the door.

Well that should help the authorities to chase them down!

Here's the difference:
There were a few boys there, so I decided to stay. (Positive connotation)
There were few boys there so I gave up and went back to the hotel. (Negative connotation)
Not that anyone needs to teach you English! It's close to perfect! Like Christianpfc.

Should we call in The Exorcist? 

Sorry Maurice, you have mis-typed.
second 'm' not needed.

Sorry Maurice, you have mis-typed.
second 'm' not needed.