Keithambrose

I see that a sperm sample not required from male applicants! Or at least, not yet.

The web suggests that the value of that ticket today is around £90. The max wage of £20pw per player was abolished in 1961, and Johnny Haynes was paid £100pw. Statistics are a little unclear, but George Best was paid £1,000pw in 1968. I was paid £1,000pa in 1971, as a trainee Solicitor, my firm now pays £60,000pa!

I tried alcohol free beer in Saudi Arabia, I agree, moved on to fruit juice.

What is a 'literary boner killer'?

I'm sure another war would be helpful. Just what we need!

No.

He also likes to ask the same questions, and ones to which he knows the answers!

Thailand does not accept the decisions of the ICJ.

What nonsense!

How many have you got?

DNA, iris recognition!!! For God's sake....

Thanks for quoting the full list, just emphasises the the complete absurdity, and impossibility, of the required details.

Hopefully not too much more than 50 years ago, as the age of consent only arrived in 1967!

Sorry for spelling mistake. Obviously it's sold in UK, or I wouldn't have referred to it, I just didn't know if the same brand name was widely used worldwide. I could have said Loperamide, but that's not so catchy!

I just read that there is a new proposal that every visitor to the USA, when applying for an ESTA, will have to disclose their last five years' social media history! How could a questionnaire be drafted that could deal with five years of social media? This beggars belief. How could this be reviewed, checked, etc. 30 mins per pax at immigration? Or longer. Madness. Perhaps I shouldn't be surprised.

Imidium is , I think, an English brand, my not be sold under that name elsewhere, I dont know!

Nice pun!

It was a joke!

Try taking Imodium.

What happened? You developed a palate?

I try.....

One of my regulars in London, is a Brazilian guy, now over 30, but young looking. He decided to have silicone implants, I think worried about the future. I advised against, but he went ahead. He had a nice large cock anyway. The result, I think, is unsightly, bit like sucking a sea cucumber!

Perhaps to produce a rainbow penis?

Ditto Filet-O-Fish!