My dismal attempt at speaking Thai.

[Kiwi306]

Well, a brief background first....

A couple of weeks ago I was getting dressed after a shower in the gym locker room area of Quarter Silom. I saw a young, muscular guy opening the door of the sauna a couple of times and looking towards me. I was thinking surely he isn't cruising me, but I was the only one there, so I decided to take my shirt off and I went into the sauna. I started chatting and then my thoughts were validated. Before long it was hand jobs and kissing. Ok, it doesn't match Olddaddy's fabulous and thrilling (and possibly slightly embellished) sexual encounters, but it was daring and fun for me until someone else entered the sauna.

As I was leaving the sauna, I thought I would try out a Thai phrase on him which I had actually learned the day before.  "Khun loor mak khap." I understood that I was telling him that he was very handsome. A few days later I decided to go to Google translate and repeated the same phrase to discover whether I was speaking Thai well enough to get a correct English translation. I then found out that I had told him that he was very greedy. No wonder he gave me a strange look. How that happened I don't know. A Google search showed me that the Thai word for greedy was loph (Google spelling). Maybe I should just stick to basic Thai phrases in the future 

Anyway, the guy in question is a local who is a gym member and he has excellent English.

[a-447]

We all make mistakes.

I once ordered water (nam plao) in a restaurant and was given a bottle of fish sauce (nam pla).

I now just order by number!

[floridarob]

11 hours ago, Kiwi306 said:

Khun loor mak khap

That's my understanding....  “Law” (handsome) has a low tone and is pronounced more like “loor” than “law”.

I usually say to someone I like ....Khun Loor.... a pause and then Nit Noi.....always gets a surprised reaction, They reply "Only Nit Noi ?"  😝

[zoomomancs]

1 hour ago, floridarob said:

That's my understanding....  “Law” (handsome) has a low tone and is pronounced more like “loor” than “law”.

I usually say to someone I like ....Khun Loor.... a pause and then Nit Noi.....always gets a surprised reaction, They reply "Only Nit Noi ?"  😝

Not 'khun lòr mâak mâak' ? New to Thailand I was trying to say 'Dee mâak mâak' (very good) and ended up saying 'Dee marr' (good dog) until a hotel worker put me right.

[hank75]

15 hours ago, Kiwi306 said:

"Khun loor mak khap."

Is correct. It has an open ended sound to it. Greedy has a p/b sound to it rather like “lope” or “lobe” and is close ended. 

in any case I’m sure he would give you the benefit of the doubt! 

3 hours ago, zoomomancs said:

Not 'khun lòr mâak mâak'

this is more commonly used that “khun law mak krap” which I think sounds a bit odd. Most Thais I know of just say “law maaaaakkk” with accompanying expressions of enthusiasm 

[jason1975]

16 hours ago, Kiwi306 said:

A couple of weeks ago I was getting dressed after a shower in the gym locker room area of Quarter Silom. I saw a young, muscular guy opening the door of the sauna a couple of times and looking towards me. I was thinking surely he isn't cruising me, but I was the only one there, so I decided to take my shirt off and I went into the sauna. I started chatting and then my thoughts were validated. Before long it was hand jobs and kissing. Ok, it doesn't match Olddaddy's fabulous and thrilling (and possibly slightly embellished) sexual encounters, but it was daring and fun for me until someone else entered the sauna.

Lucky for you that someone found you attrative and cruised you in sauna. You could have invited him to your hotel room!

I have visited the changing room and sauna of Quarter Silom gym when I stayed at the hotel but I never used the facilities.

There are signs "No Obscenity" inside changing room and sauna.

[floridarob]

1 hour ago, hank75 said:

“law maaaaakkk”

Try adding the nit noi after a pause..... the look of their faces makes me laugh so much, but you have to say it seriously so they're unsure if your joking or not 😝

[vinapu]

Reading all above I know why I don't bother with Thai at all when there . No boy was ever confused when I said " thousand baht " although some modestly protested when I said " your cock big"

[Londoner]

My career as a student of the Thai language ended when I mistakenly   used a colloquial term  for penis in a restaurant when ordering  food. Although the recollection of this event kept both my partner and our taxi-driver in hysterics- dangerously so- all the way from the airport to Pattaya,  I was never allowed to order in Thai again.

[Kiwi306]

7 hours ago, jason1975 said:

Lucky for you that someone found you attrative and cruised you in sauna. You could have invited him to your hotel room!

I have visited the changing room and sauna of Quarter Silom gym when I stayed at the hotel but I never used the facilities.

There are signs "No Obscenity" inside changing room and sauna.

I don't think he found me attractive, but he did say that he liked my chest. And, if the truth be known, I did invite him to my room, but he said he had to get up early in the morning to go to work. Also, I wonder if he thought that as a guy with a gym membership at the hotel it would be inappropriate to go to a guest's room, even though all the male staff seem to be gay, or at least gay friendly. Possibly you were at the Quarter Silom at the same time as me, jason1975.

After our encounter, I recalled that I had seen the same guy obviously cruising another guy on a previous occasion, but with no response. The other guy was probably straight and oblivious to what was going on. But we gays can read this type of behavior like a book.