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As I entered sauna Fragata tonight, my attention was immediately drawn to one of the most handsome garotos I have ever seen in Brazil. I never previously saw the garoto in any sauna in Brazil. The garoto saw that I noticed him and came up to talk to me. I advised the garoto that I just arrived at the sauna and had to go to the changing area but would return and have a conversation with him. I hurried and went back out to where the garoto said he would be waiting. The garoto was there looking as gorgeous as he was when I first saw him. Normally, I like to spend a little while in a sauna before engaging in activities with a garoto. However, in this case, the garoto seemed in a hurry to capture my attention, that he already had. He was so charming and gorgeous that it did not matter that I missed some quiet time for relaxing. The garoto and I agreed on a price then proceeded to a suite together. Everything seemed so electrifying being in the company of such a handsome and charming garoto. The anticipation was beyond explanation. However, in the room was quite another set of facts. Although the garoto is handsome and is charming as I said, when he dropped his towel I almost went into shock. The poor guy had the smallest penis I have seen. Even when he became aroused, the maximum length is around three inches, at best. Not only that, his penis is very thin and it has a severe and peculiar bend to it. I didn't know what to say to the guy. I tried to hide my feelings of shock or disappointment or pity for him but chemistry (or lack thereof) is a telltale signal that doesn't need words. As best I could, I let on as though I had a good time with the garoto. I paid him our agreed arrangement. Even sadder than the tiny funny shaped penis is the fact that the garoto asked me if I want to see him again and also asked for my telephone number. How difficult it must be being anatomically deficient and, at the same time, being so gorgeous. Later tonight I will be going to Bar Fama (the place doesn't get busy until around midnight). It is raining heavy now in Sao Paulo. The rain might affect the turn out at Bar Fama. I'll write a report if the place is fun. -

There was nothing "brief" about James Beard. Best regards, RA1

It is for the prestidge and, as you say, the graft, theft, etc. that pols are so well known for. Best regards, RA1

That story took an unexpected turn, I thought the disappointment was going to be about the rooms at Fragata...they're horrible and noisy. Could've just pretended you were in Thailand or Cambodia..... btw, if size/shape is important..... why not check under the hood before making any deal... as easy as lifting the towel, no?