TotallyOz Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I learned that sex is often better if you meet the guy on Gawkr and he is already in your hotel. Quick, fast and then he goes back to his own room. No cuddling afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FourAces Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I learned that BiBottomBoy is a lucky man to be able to go see Roger Waters perform The Wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted March 28, 2011 Members Share Posted March 28, 2011 I learned that jokes told 4,000 years ago were even dumber than the ones told today. > Sumeria circa 1900 BC (oldest recorded joke): "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap." > Egypt circa 1600 BC: "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish." > England circa 950 AD: "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest twinklover Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 I watched the whole season episodes of Pillars of the Earth and wondered who was the first Queen of England. The answer is tricky. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Was_Mary_the_first_Queen_of_England Btw, I meant "Queen" in the sense of an actual female head of state designated as the "queen", not just the coronated wife of the King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 That's interesting. Without reading the wiki-answer. I thought the answer was very simple because Matilda came to my mind.. But I didn't know that Matilda was never crowned. That is something that I learned today. I searched wikipedia and it reads that Matilda's arrogance made her deny citizen's request to halve their taxes. I am not sure whether it's a valid statement since there is no reference for it. Anyways, history is so interesting. Thank you for this awesome thread. I watched the whole season episodes of Pillars of the Earth and wondered who was the first Queen of England. The answer is tricky. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Was_Mary_the_first_Queen_of_England Btw, I meant "Queen" in the sense of an actual female head of state designated as the "queen", not just the coronated wife of the King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DaneMichaels Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 I learned today that the BP gas station by my house that has 2 DOORS, the one on the right will ALWAYS be locked....for the SECOND time.... I'm glad I do not embarrass easily because you see a hooker try to go through a locked door once, and then on a seperate occasion try the same trick... all hope could be lost at that point. Pretty sometimes doesn't always = smart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 I learned that going back to the gym after a many month hiatus hurts worst than getting fucked with a 9 inch cock for an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BeachBoy Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 I met the friend of my friend's sister tonight who used to work in television, and learned a lot about how Springer-type shows work. Really fascinating stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hitoallusa Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 You are not going to share it with us? I met the friend of my friend's sister tonight who used to work in television, and learned a lot about how Springer-type shows work. Really fascinating stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BeachBoy Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Each comment on this thread made me laugh more than the last. It reminds me of hanging out with my IRL friends. I'm totally cracking up right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 I learned that sex in the steam room, no matter how much water, can still be messy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gcursor Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 I learned that saying "I love you" signifies that you are a MEMBER of a top-secret government organization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eeyore Posted June 25, 2011 Members Share Posted June 25, 2011  The worlds longest commercial flight is 18 hours and 30 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gcursor Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 My nephew cheats at miniature golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 That a motivated Governor and billionaires from the opposite party can effect amazing change with meticulous movements working in cohesion with each other and other groups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MsGuy Posted June 26, 2011 Members Share Posted June 26, 2011 "Yankee" is Japanese slang for a violent young street thug/gang member (basically "yobbish chav" to you guys from the wrong side of the Atlantic). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StevenDraker Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011  The worlds longest commercial flight is 18 hours and 30 minutes. Would that be the one from Newark to Singapore over the North Pole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gcursor Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 I think I've heard of this flight. There are NO toilets on the flight.  The worlds longest commercial flight is 18 hours and 30 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members eeyore Posted June 27, 2011 Members Share Posted June 27, 2011 Virginia closed its fiscal 2010 budget with a $403.2 million budget surplus (CNNMoney.com). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gcursor Posted June 27, 2011 Share Posted June 27, 2011 Penguins DO have knees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 I learned that fat guys don't need to wear strip shirts unless they have a thick skin. I had at least 10 people ask me today if I have gained weight and I just saw them last Friday. No more strip shirts on me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest EXPAT Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 what's a strip shirt? Is that something Channing Tatum wore in "Magic Mike"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotallyOz Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 what's a strip shirt? Is that something Channing Tatum wore in "Magic Mike"? LOL Sorry! stripe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lookin Posted July 18, 2012 Members Share Posted July 18, 2012 You might want to lose the capri pants too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TampaYankee Posted July 18, 2012 Members Share Posted July 18, 2012 I learned that fat guys don't need to wear strip shirts unless they have a thick skin. I had at least 10 people ask me today if I have gained weight and I just saw them last Friday. No more strip shirts on me! Stripes tend to carry the eye in the direction they run. I think it is the horizontal stripes you want to avoid. They carry the eye from side to side as opposed to up and down. Just remember to avoid 30s vintage prison uniforms or anything resembling them. As an alternative, basic black, with or without pearls, is always correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
