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KeepItReal

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  1. Thank you for sharing the Kremlin's latest propaganda with us. ๐Ÿคจ
  2. I didn't know it was a thing. Will google it! ๐Ÿ™‚
  3. Really? I am shocked to hear this. Not on brand at all! ๐Ÿค“
  4. Our secret is out, fellas! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
  5. Noticed this article about the Netherlands removing their gold from the USA. https://247wallst.com/investing/2026/09/02/the-netherlands-just-pulled-86-4-tons-of-gold-out-of-the-u-s-to-improve-crisis-readiness-amid-global-tensions/ France did the same thing. When asked about it the Dutch did not mince words: we've seen what Trump did to the oval office...how much gold do you think he will need to do the same in the ballroom? We think it is better to keep OUR gold out of reach. ๐Ÿ™ˆ
  6. Not sure who is more deserving of my sympathy: the sailors...or the sex workers that have to face the crowds of customers! ๐Ÿซฃ
  7. KeepItReal replied to Savashxxx's topic in Gay Africa
    Real intimacy? Intimacy is waking up, day after day, in the arms of a partner that puts your needs first. Random sex with guys that want to see your biceps is not intimacy. I am glad you are having fun and getting what you need. Just don't confuse short lived affection for intimacy.
  8. Oh, a great many things. ๐Ÿ”Ž How much time do you have?
  9. You do you. If it makes you happy, I am happy for you. I am just remembering words of wisdom from my friends in Texas: fuck with the bull and you get the horns.
  10. What is going on? Apparently it is national sharpie day. You know, that day when the Tangerine Toddler grabs a sharpie and a map...and start renaming things to distract us from his crimes and corruption. Yankee doodle Cheetolini.
  11. Perhaps that's because there is so much of you to cling to. Or perhaps an aspiring chaser - nothing wrong with that.
  12. Yes, he applied but his membership was refused. It was the makeup test that did it - confusing mascara and eyeliner are clear no-nos! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  13. In the words of The Mask: "Gee, I wish my daddy owned a bank. Then I could be a rich little creep too." Bankers, I tell you!
  14. Bill Maher made some interesting remarks about the direction of the Democratic party on his show last night. Worth watching. https://youtu.be/dRIjYHVh5kI
  15. If you know, you dont have to ask. If you have to ask, you will never know. ๐Ÿ˜
  16. Oh sweetie... If you think the guys willing to play with you are straight...I really need to introduce you to the Kinsey scale. They are about as straight as a circle.
  17. I dont know why some men insist on spending time and effort on straight guys that (obviously to me, from the comments here) have very little regard for men and no real interest in seeing to their satisfaction. Sounds like a good way to get your hopes up and then get let down hard. Or perhaps that is the point?
  18. To state the obvious: By using my words.
  19. What is "dt"? User your words!
  20. KeepItReal replied to poppula's topic in Gay Bangkok
    Go easy on the magic mushrooms mate - you are beginning to confuse your colonoscopies for gang bangs. ๐Ÿ„
  21. That is xenophobia. Also not a good look.
  22. Or Mzungu when you are in Africa. Just got back from a trip to Southern Africa and learned a new word! ๐Ÿคช
  23. Really? Go to city hall in Tehran and tell people you think it is a gay paradise - see how they react. Or to Jomtien beach and tell the men their country is boring and they are small, average looking and fake; see how they react. ๐Ÿคจ

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