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Pres Ace Ventura: The democrats did a good job. I will work with the democrats. People will be surprised by how well we can work together. I AM PROMOTING STEPHEN MILLER! One of these is not like the other.... 🤨

Checked on Trump Media's price today. Such an epic run...down...

Now, my dear @vinapu I have to correct you...that is not an American style breakfast! For an authentic American experience you need a large mug of over-roasted coffee, semi burned toast and two hash browns added to the plate! 😉

You are not wrong...I remember a time, 30 years ago when I visited a country where food practices scared me so much I survived on Rice Krispies and cup noodles (prepared on my room) for 2 weeks! I would dream about a cheese burger most nights (I am not even that fond of cheese burgers!!) 😆

Bad news: she is out and did not last longer than the Mooch. Good news: she now has more time to study for the bar exam. 🤓

@Fred I am curious: what do you put in your Grindr profile name and description to attract these massage lads without getting banned by Grindr for being too...transactional? I heard Grindr can ban you if you are too explicit, so trying to find how to toe the line.

Really enjoyed our introduction to the administration's new press secretary, another one of those "best people". The White House described it thus: 'Today, Katie Zacharia delivered a commanding inaugural press briefing...' My sources on K-street are already passing along two whispers: 1) She may be next in line to be the ambassador to Greece (people are saying it, I am hearing it!) And 2) She will only last longer than The Mooch because she is blond and smiles for daddy.

Thank you for sharing the Kremlin's latest propaganda with us. 🤨

I didn't know it was a thing. Will google it! 🙂

Really? I am shocked to hear this. Not on brand at all! 🤓

Our secret is out, fellas! 😆😆

Noticed this article about the Netherlands removing their gold from the USA. https://247wallst.com/investing/2026/09/02/the-netherlands-just-pulled-86-4-tons-of-gold-out-of-the-u-s-to-improve-crisis-readiness-amid-global-tensions/ France did the same thing. When asked about it the Dutch did not mince words: we've seen what Trump did to the oval office...how much gold do you think he will need to do the same in the ballroom? We think it is better to keep OUR gold out of reach. 🙈

Not sure who is more deserving of my sympathy: the sailors...or the sex workers that have to face the crowds of customers! 🫣

Real intimacy? Intimacy is waking up, day after day, in the arms of a partner that puts your needs first. Random sex with guys that want to see your biceps is not intimacy. I am glad you are having fun and getting what you need. Just don't confuse short lived affection for intimacy.

Oh, a great many things. 🔎 How much time do you have?

You do you. If it makes you happy, I am happy for you. I am just remembering words of wisdom from my friends in Texas: fuck with the bull and you get the horns.

As you said:

What is going on? Apparently it is national sharpie day. You know, that day when the Tangerine Toddler grabs a sharpie and a map...and start renaming things to distract us from his crimes and corruption. Yankee doodle Cheetolini.

Perhaps that's because there is so much of you to cling to. Or perhaps an aspiring chaser - nothing wrong with that.

Yes, he applied but his membership was refused. It was the makeup test that did it - confusing mascara and eyeliner are clear no-nos! 😂

In the words of The Mask: "Gee, I wish my daddy owned a bank. Then I could be a rich little creep too." Bankers, I tell you!

Bill Maher made some interesting remarks about the direction of the Democratic party on his show last night. Worth watching. https://youtu.be/dRIjYHVh5kI

If you know, you dont have to ask. If you have to ask, you will never know. 😐

Oh sweetie... If you think the guys willing to play with you are straight...I really need to introduce you to the Kinsey scale. They are about as straight as a circle.