Olddaddy

5000 baht is too much for me ,but if your interested in Brazilian guys in Pattaya who claim to have 20cm cocks .....here's your guys !

Hey that's a thought lol 😁that would really shock them especially if I put a pink wig on.🧝‍♂️ Mind you with some of the hardened moneyboys they couldn't careless they would fuck any old hole for the money 💲💰

I'm only interested in my self receiving the pleasure if I'm paying for it ....im a selfish bitch !

I certainly do , but not for paid sex

True advice for those who can't defend themselves and of course you should do your "due diligence" before telling them your location and that could mean video chat if your suspicious

A few guys still not wanting to use the live video chat Had a guy from the Philippines 🇵🇭 wanting 1000 baht , said he was 23 , hesitant to use live video and when he did he was dressed as a ladyboy 🧝‍♂️🧝‍♂️lucky I didn't tell him to come over

And where is Mike's Mexican 🇲🇽🇲🇽

Oh let's not get too pedantic sweetheart , uncomplicated life is all I want 😘

What is the Mexican food like ? I never had Mexican food ,not like there everywhere in Australia 🦘

Guys ,don't believe any of this BS about no farangs going to Thailand All the gay bars I saw last night were busy , I must say the clientele however appear to be younger farang couples more so ,eg young middle aged German / European gay couples and young Chinese Asian, obviously all gay couple tourists I doubt they hire moneyboys though

I was in a bar last night in Jomtien complex and it was busy ,hard to get a 🪑 seat I saw one young farang sitting by himself at a 3 seat table so I walked over to him and I pointed at a seat opposite him "is anyone sitting there ? I asked No , he said "Is anyone sitting there ? I said pointing at the other seat🪑 "No ,he said looking surprised "What about that seat? I asked ,pointing at the third seat "No ! He said 😡 "Your got no fucking friends pal " I said before walking off 🚶‍♂️

Omg...Im in the Jomtien complex now walking around and you wouldn't believe who I walked past....the whinger expat from last night !!!😡 He said hello and I nodded my head , " I have more to tell you ! He says almost excitedly "Oh fuck off dear ! I shout back 🍺

Yes I stayed in the 🟪HOTEL ZING,🟪 don't confuse it with ZING RESORT in the Jomtien complex the last few nights , booked through THEIR website at 900 baht a night , you can actually become a "Zinger" member , which means I could check in early , no other benefits that I can see , they let me check in at 1145am whilst I saw others sitting in the reception you can actually get it cheaper on Agoda I'm sure , I'm sure in low season they go down to 750b The rooms are small , here you will see a picture of my room which was a twin bed , To get value for my room, I set the alarm on at 3am so I could sleep in both beds and changed over 🛏️🛌as you can see by the pic both beds have been used The negatives are , you will have to get a baht bus🚌 to the Jomtien complex or walk the 20 minutes 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️ They have a medium sized swimming pool which was full at 10am this morning with European people , these people like to SHOUT on their phone as they are talking 🗣️🗣️around the swimming pool. The swimming pool is not as big as Jomtien complex zing 🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️ No rooms have balconies ‼️‼️ It's a budget hotel and they admit it It's on the main road Breakfast 199 baht buffet ,average value ,not great ,not bad Would I stay here again? Probably not ,rooms too small ,no balcony to sit n have coffee , too far from action , and I don't like Russians shouting , oh don't be racist please !!!

Bali ....with all the Aussie bogans 🍺🥴🥴even worse than listening to old Nev tell me his stories of woe

If you don't like it....LEAVE ! And this is exactly what I said to one Pattaya expat last night in a Jomtien complex beer bar 🍺. I was in no mood to listen to negativity He sat down near me and the conversation started well until he told me he had retired to Pattaya Yada Yada years , ( no idea what yada means ) but anyway you get my drift, probably a lot Then he goes into what a terrible place this is ..😡.and how the other expats are terrible people,he wished he could go back to his home country etc ,but sold his house , I presume in the UK , I didn't ask him because I couldn't get a word in !! 🗣️🗣️🗣️..non stop whinging...ahhh the old whinging pom quote ,oh don't be racist People are wanting money from him and not paying him back , he done favours for expats and when he asked for a favour they didn't, apparently some other expats was driving to Bangkok he did a favour for and he asked if he could get a ride but the guy said no room in his car 🚗 They are making him go to some office every 90 days for a visa and he is not happy 😠 He is telling me see that expat over there ,don't talk to him etc It went on for 30 minutes before I shouted "If you don't like it ..... LEAVE!!!! LEAVE !!!! He then looked shocked and said ," " your a nasty person ...and why you wearing your sunglasses at night? 😎...I then immediately launched into the 1980s song singing 🎵🎵I wear my sunglasses at night...so I can.. so I can ..see the light 🎵🎵🎶 "Your a fucking weirdo " he said 👀 before grabbing his drink ( which he asked me to buy as he supposedly was going to buy the next round) 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️ " Takes one to know one ! I replied Anyway....I'm sick of negativity and negative people , enjoy your life and enjoy your time in Thailand, and if being an expat doesn't suit you then visit a few times a year and if that doesn't suit you ...there's always ALICE SPRINGS in Australia 🦘 🦘 And ...if you don't like it.... LEAVE!

I didn't want to argue with him Maybe that's his modoranden or whatever the word is ? ..to shout in the hotel corridors so you pay him Thanks for ruining my night ....ALL of you !!!!

My fault for not using live video chat on Grinder📹 A guy turns up at my hotel room , looking at least 10 years older than his pics ,in fact he is balding , 👴👴 His Grindr pics are a 25 yo cute guy , sure its him.....15 years ago ! Cute pics actually,he was a stunner 15 years ago ... He turns up balding and fattter double chin wearing a baseball cap , I said take it off , thinking bald patch and then i was right As soon as I saw him I knew he was close to 40 telling me he was 25 How the hell does he think he still passes for 25 Not even for free would I take him ,, looks like he on the 🧊🧊🧊🧊 To cut a long story short he demands 500 baht ,he said he had to get a motorcycle taxi here 🛵 I give him 200 baht , I could of argued but better to get rid of him. 200 wasted on a lying moron 😠and time wasted setting appointments Reminds me to use live video chat next time although I recall not every Grindr subscriber has it I believe Maybe use WhatsApp then Oh STFU ! 🖕🖕🖕and mind your own business Thanks for NOTHING!!!

Today I'm speaking with a Russian🇷🇺 accent, I find you can get discount on most things with this accent

Yes I will give it a go , haven't got much choice since the other hotels are booked out thanks to the selfish people!!!!

I must say I did a little experiment and left my hotel door open and then laid on the bed with my pants off. The amount of "stickybeaks " 🦆who stop and look in your open room is amazing Just the pure shock on their faces 😳 , you close your eyes laying half naked and you can suddenly hear their footsteps 🚶‍♂️come to a stop and then you open your eyes and see them stood there in shock before darting off 🏃‍♂️lol 😂

I got tired of staying in the Base Airbnb 🏬, so looking for hotels in Jomtien, well surprised the Zing resort hotel is booked out !!! 😳 The AGATE is over 2400 baht a night and The VENUE 2000 baht omg 😳 but no pool , Busy busy busy I just can't stay in one place toooooo long ...gets boring , looking at the same walls I believe the music festival 🎶🎶🎶is on so may have something to do with it I need a hotel with a swimming pool 🏊‍♂️ 🟪🟪Has anyone ever stayed in the Hotel Zing , not to be confused with the one in the Jomtien complex 🟣🟪🟪this one is purple color The Hotel Zing is on the main road Doesn't look too crash hot but it has a swim pool and good price , just I would have to get a baht bus to the Jomtien complex, oh fuck it , I will just stay at Agate and pay that ludicrous price , should I be forced to do this ???. Oh get fucked all of you ❗❗ Thanks for nothing ❗❗

There are few gay sexual massage in the Jomtien complex I noticed they were busy last weekend so they must be doing something right 💆‍♂️💆‍♂️ I have never tried them through I always end up at the Thai blind massage shop 😎

Actually talking about teenagers lol , right now I have guys in their 60's sitting near me at the Pattaya pool playing loud 1980's music and getting drunk ,I think it's hilarious 😂 Oh forever young...I want to be... Love hearing Boy George at loud decibals lol 😂 "🎶🎶Do you really hurt me ...do you really want to make me cry 🎶

True and I feel guilty lazing by the pool here and swimming the last few days when I should be clubbing 👯👯‍♀️💃

I wondered if you could of gone to the front desk and asked rather than wander around needless looking otherwise your wasting time Lodge a complaint !!!! I had the same thing at a 5 star hotel I always make a point in trying to inform the management on the feedback cards