May 17May 17 Active Members First let me say that this post is prompted by my Trump fatigue and disgust with the media, who doesnt allow me to escape Trump for a second unless I turn off my TV. I WILL do that, but in conjuction with finding something else to occupy my time, and have a little fun.... At 75 its kinda difficult to run around like a "youngin", so I put my 2 faves together, sex and staying home, and came up with SEX TOYS... which has been discussed here many times. More specifically, has anyone EVER purchased one of those semi realistic silicon MALE torso's. The kind that comes with bulging pecs and pointed nips, sculpted abs, Big movable penis, plump low balls, and a bubble butt with functional butthole...? The ones we have discussed before were actual male likenesses selling for between $2000 - 5000. thats too much of an investment. The item I am considering is around $200, weighs 37 lbs, and is 26" Tall.... Yeah its missing the head arms and feet, but thats where my imagination will kick in. As well as for taste, smell and sound..... I will imagine a deep latin voice. However it has enough basic essential features for me to "fiddle and diddle" with, and seems perfect for a "submissive service girl" like me ? And of course it comes in diff skin tones... I forgot to mention the cock is 8.5 inches, good for me to suck, and also "practice" bottoming if the mood ever strikes me.....,which it hasnt in 50 years, but maybe I will have my Golden Girls moment, take it up the booty, and then have a slice of "cheesecake " ? It seems like a silly purchase, which I can also easily get bored with, but $200 is a small investment, less than 1 hr with an escort that will leave after afterwards..,, I am trying to find a "negative" with this purchase, so a, asking if anyone has ANY experience and what YOIUR review is ? The only drawback is for the embarrassment the person who FINDS it after I die..... WWho knows, maybe they will LIKE it ? I thank you for your attention to this matter Donald J Trump 🤣 (No, really Sucky)
May 18May 18 Years back - I wandered into the home toys when I bought a Fleshlight, jack-pack, jack sleeve, electro-stim, etc. What I found is that in the first 1 to 2 months I was really into them and then their excitement and newness would eventually fade away and I found myself eventually throwing them away or "donating" them to somebody that I knew. What I realized is that there is nothing that can replace the excitement of a new human encounter and the mystery that comes with that.... However, with the eventual advances in humanoid AI technologies - perhaps in our future we might be enticed to buy/rent/lease a sex toy humanoid that is programmed to deliver a new experience each time ? https://landing.candynetwork.ai/lp1?var_text=21&gender=male&uid=903&oid=27&affid=546
May 18May 18 Author Active Members 5 hours ago, bkkmfj2648 said: Years back - I wandered into the home toys when I bought a Fleshlight, jack-pack, jack sleeve, electro-stim, etc. What I found is that in the first 1 to 2 months I was really into them and then their excitement and newness would eventually fade away and I found myself eventually throwing them away or "donating" them to somebody that I knew. What I realized is that there is nothing that can replace the excitement of a new human encounter and the mystery that comes with that.... However, with the eventual advances in humanoid AI technologies - perhaps in our future we might be enticed to buy/rent/lease a sex toy humanoid that is programmed to deliver a new experience each time ? https://landing.candynetwork.ai/lp1?var_text=21&gender=male&uid=903&oid=27&affid=546 Thanks for sharing your experience, and I totally agree about the longevity of interest, AND the attraction of actual HUMAN encounter.... However, AGE does play into this and I am just not enthusiastic or motivated to go out and interact, and my energy level is lower than in my mid years. So I am trying to fill a current VOID and it just seemed like a fun , playful and inexpensive way (after paying $5 per gal for GAS) to occupy my time, and perhaps have some "sexy time" ? I do already have a bunch of dildos, purchased eons ago, which are collecting dust, but I thought a more "developed" toy, more representative of a human body might do the trick at THIS time ? Thanks again.
May 18May 18 Could be a good topic starter / arty display when the pizza delivery guy stops by on a delivery...
May 18May 18 Author Active Members Just now, t0oL1 said: Could be a good topic starter display when the pizza delivery guy stops by on a delivery... which begs another question or interesting topic for discussion.... "Have you ever had sex with a delivery guy in your home after he delivered the food ? " .... Was it FAST food ? 🤣
May 18May 18 11 minutes ago, Suckrates said: Have you ever had sex with a delivery guy in your home after he delivered the food ? Brasil, Thailand and Indonesia are the only places I've seen hot delivery guys, never where I live in Mexico and NEVER in the US.....Only in Bali have I hooked up with one and Brasil I'm sure I'd have success, but haven't tried, I'm too shy maybe 🙄
May 18May 18 Popular Post 47 minutes ago, Suckrates said: "Have you ever had sex with a delivery guy in your home after he delivered the food ? " .... Was it FAST food ? Does an internet installation guy count? When I was living in Rome, Italy - I decided to rent a condo in a brand new condo complex - consequently I had to request new internet service from the telecom provider. In those years, I was a big fan and organizer of "circle jerk parties" in the CDS - Circolo delle Seghe internet club. So, I always had this site open in my laptop. The telecom guy came and installed my new internet service and he asked me to test it with my laptop. He was very sexy. He was standing next to me and I opened my laptop and immediately the CDS circle jerk web page (as I had forgot that it was already open) was displayed in all of its erotic glory. I was really embarrassed, as this installation guy was very straight. He said to me, "non ti vergognare - tutti fanno le seghe" - don't be ashamed everybody jerks off. He then said to me - wow this CDS web page is cool. He then asked me = dai, ci mettiamo a prova - come on, let's do it. Next thing I know we both pulled down our pants and we are jerking each other off. It was really hot, but ended quite quickly, as we were both over excited. After our orgasms, I had to sign a document that the internet installation was a success - as we had just proved that it works. I then asked him, let's meetup and do it again and he replied, sorry I can't I am married with kids. What the fuck!! archived landing page www.circolodelleseghe.it - now off line and abandoned successor page seems to now be: https://clubdelleseghe.forumcommunity.net/
May 18May 18 Author Active Members I schedule all types of deliveries and services, hoping for my very own porn video fantasy, where the delivery/mechanic guy pulls out a huge uncut cock and tells me to SUCK IT..... At first, I would be shocked and clutch my pearls, but then, drop to my knees and slobber all over that thing..... A girl can DREAM..... Perhaps I will "role play" with my new sex toy that I am considering ?
May 18May 18 Active Members I do recall posting a similar string about synthetic men on a post a while back. Here's an example: https://spartanlover.com/products/511-male-sex-doll-lucian?variant=46010979254530&country=US¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&srsltid=AfmBOoq7u27r7LPxM8W36jIWBunRthjVXhaHQ5iKxcfwN-u8Eu96hWphyGs https://spartanlover.com/collections/male-sex-dolls
May 18May 18 Author Active Members 15 minutes ago, unicorn said: I do recall posting a similar string about synthetic men on a post a while back. Here's an example: https://spartanlover.com/products/511-male-sex-doll-lucian?variant=46010979254530&country=US¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&srsltid=AfmBOoq7u27r7LPxM8W36jIWBunRthjVXhaHQ5iKxcfwN-u8Eu96hWphyGs https://spartanlover.com/collections/male-sex-dolls Yes, I recall but the option I discuss is much different, as it is NOT a fully realized human, only a portion of one.....with a strikingly diff price point. Its kinda like those ancient statues you see in museum, with the head, arms and feet MISSING. But it does have nice musculature, and large, functional genitalia..... But thanks for the response.
May 21May 21 On 5/19/2026 at 3:05 AM, Suckrates said: Yes, I recall but the option I discuss is much different, as it is NOT a fully realized human, only a portion of one.....with a strikingly diff price point. Its kinda like those ancient statues you see in museum, with the head, arms and feet MISSING. But it does have nice musculature, and large, functional genitalia..... But thanks for the response. But the ancient statues were always lacking large genitalia, instead a rather petite penis.
June 6Jun 6 On 5/21/2026 at 1:23 PM, kokopelli3 said: But the ancient statues were always lacking large genitalia, instead a rather petite penis. bless 'em.
June 6Jun 6 Scores of years ago when I was a mere stripling, I yearned for an inflatable David Essex.
June 6Jun 6 5 hours ago, Patanawet said: Scores of years ago when I was a mere stripling, I yearned for an inflatable David Essex. This David Essex?
June 18Jun 18 On 5/21/2026 at 1:23 PM, kokopelli3 said: But the ancient statues were always lacking large genitalia, instead a rather petite penis. Many ancient statues not only had small dicks, they ended up with no genitalia at all! Go to the Vatican Museums and there is hardly a dick in sight. In the mid 1500s, the decrepit, severe, rigidly austere Pope Paul IV, tormented by rheumatism who had been elected to office at age 79 decided anything that looked immoral would just have to go. Paul was universally disliked. In his book Vicars of Christ: The Dark Side of the Papacy Peter De Rosa, an alumnus of the Gregorian University in Rome, says of Paul IV, ”His massive head was shaped like Vesuvius in whose shadow he was born. He, too, erupted without warning, spewing out destruction and death. His shaggy beard and craggy brow gave him a savage look; his cratered eyes, red and blotchy, shone like burning lava. His cracked voice, seldom free from catarrh, rolled and thundered, demanding instant, blind obedience.” Paul determined that dicks on male nudes in the Vatican were out and plaster fig leaves were in. Not to be too hard (sic) on the male figures, the decision eventually extended to all genitalia and woman’s breasts – the fun bits, as one blogger nicely put it. Thus began the great cover-up. Paul’s determination was subsequently incorporated into the ‘Fig Leaf’ Campaign formalized in the Council of Trent’s 1563 decree banning “all lasciviousness” in religious imagery. Fortunately most of the nudes in the Sistine Chapel remain in their natural state. Michelangelo had deliberately disobeyed the Pope's orders!
June 18Jun 18 12 hours ago, PeterRS said: Paul determined that dicks on male nudes in the Vatican were out and plaster fig leaves were in. as older than us , you better remember those days !
June 18Jun 18 On 6/7/2026 at 12:44 AM, Mavica said: Supposedly Susan Day had nicknamed him "Donk" (Donkey Dick"- huge)
June 19Jun 19 17 hours ago, vinapu said: as older than us , you better remember those days ! It was the pre-Paul IV days that I enjoyed more 🤪
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